how my life works, though not a real example.

Author: fugobo

Date: April 22, 2001

by fugobo
4-22-01
Hi. I'm fugobo. Who are you?
I'm *insert female name here*. Why did you decide to talk to me instead of all these other girls?
uhhh... other girls? uhh... i thought you looked interesting.
oh. okay, as long as you didn't find me attractive in any way, cause then you'd be a pig, and I'd have to hate you.
yes... well... i'd be happy to be your friend really!
liar. i'll have to use him for a while, and then discard him because he hates jesus.