All comics by funnykid

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
i don't know how to tell you but...
you give me a boner.

 

by funnykid
1-10-06
pardon, we're playing more vollyball, want to play?
not really.
what do you mean!?
i'll just be ref.
I THOUGHT I'D MADE IT CLEAR!! YOU'RE WITH MY TEAM OR AGAINST MY TEAM!!!
where'd that flag come from?

 

by funnykid
1-11-06
i am drexle.
wait a minute, i've only seen you in OLD forums. do you even make new comics?
no. but i have the cure for your in-joke lameness.
i'd like some, please.
the problem is, it would become lame again after 10 more comics about the nail in the head.
then i may as well end it like this anyway.

 

by funnykid
1-11-06
Hahaha! Welcome to Stripcreator Battle Royal!!
Wait a minute... I created that comic theme! How the heck did YOU get it?
Just for that, you must battle BOORITE!!
One minute, my wife and I are drunk and getting into bed, and the next, I'm in my boxers on a public comic!
Look on the bright side, boo, you could've already taken your boxers off.

 

by funnykid
1-11-06
Okay, this should be easy. Hit Dan with my bottle, and kick him off a cliff.
I wonder what Dan's plan is.
Okay, this should be easy. Pull down those boxers and run.

 

by funnykid
1-11-06
Hello Injokester.
Hello.
This would make a great comic.

 

by funnykid
1-11-06
"I was a phone curser at age 16..."
You've got one up for adoption? Dog or BITCH?
Dog.
So he's a SON-of-a-BITCH?
Well he's really a clone...
"...And somehow always got deterred"
Well...he could be an ASS!
Well...he's part donkey...

 

by funnykid
1-11-06
I'm gonna blow your brains out.
oh...You're no fun anymore....

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
What is that?
It's an anti-gay suit. it protects me from becoming a gay, and gays from moving in on me.
Where did you get that thing, anyway?
A Del Taco Wacky Pak. I've collected all the parts except the boots.
I thought they were doing a trip to the moon funset.
Nope. Anti-gay suit.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
HELOO!! DADDY'S gonna eat your soul, YES HE IS!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
NO! No, don't cry, I was joking... it'll be okay.
*Sniff*
When I eat your soul.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
Now look, I never wanted a baby, so there, I said it!!!
*Burp*
If I come over to eat your soul, you'll spit up on me, won't you?
Hmmm...I'd better change tactics.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
That's it, I'm going to find your mother!!
Goo?
I am NOT your mother!!
Ga.
WHOA!! Those are my reproductive orgins we're talking about!!

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
We were drunk, I swear.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
rack is wack.
&sing test
FunnyKid Is UnFunny â„¢
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LOL

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
Ah. mmyers.
Yes?
You are Boinky33
There's not a soul who doesn't know that.
Well, I think it's cool.
Well you're a dick.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
peace balence aloneness peace balence aloneness peace balence aloneness
peace balence aloneness peace balence aloneness peace balence aloneness
peace balence aloneness peace balence aloneness peace balence aloneness.... hey, I should name my band that.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
you're a fucking horse.
You're a fucking bear.
We're going to blow up, aren't we?

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
I'm glad we ran away from home.
Yup.
Squidrabies is going to be pissed, isn't he?
God, yes.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
I'm glad we ran away from home.
Yup.
Squidrabies is going to be pissed, isn't he?
God, yes.

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
ANTI-GAY!!
ANTI-GAY!!
ANTI-GAY!!
ANTI-GAY!!
ANTI-GAY!!
ANTI-GAY!!

 

by funnykid
1-12-06
FunnyKid's popcorn is going to burn because he's too self absorbed.
WITH COMICS!!

 

by funnykid
1-13-06
I have something to tell you.
I'm not really a millionare!!
I'm not really a woman.

 

by funnykid
1-13-06
My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps! My humps, my humps, my humps!
Was that "My Humps?"
No.
That was "My Humps", wasn't it?
No.

 

by funnykid
1-13-06
Run away, Bob.
That wouldn't be right.
....3....2....1.

 

by funnykid
1-13-06
This comic will obviously end with you hammering a nail into your head.
Nope.

 

by funnykid
1-13-06
I'm going to shoot you, you evil bat!!
No, no!! I'm the wishing bat, I'll give you three wishes!!
Wow, I want a billion more wishes!!
.......
He was freaking delicious!

 

How are the rotor turbines?
They blew up and caused a cave-in killing 12 and put one in the ER.
by funnykid, 1-13-06

 

by funnykid
1-13-06
Here's the deal. I destroyed the planet of the apes. Now how does this movie end?
You won't like this.
Yes?
This was earth all along.
What a rip-off.
You just wasted another chunk of your life.

 

by funnykid
1-14-06
Oooooo! Look! It says red rum!!
No. It__
WHERE'S MY RUM!! I DEMAND MY RUM!!
It says murder backwards.
I CAME for red rum, and I will GET my red rum.
BOOK 'IM!!

 

by funnykid
1-14-06
Excuse me, may I take your soul?
Is.... is that your BABY crying?
Ummm...No. It's...uhhh...a soul-eater.
Clever. But why disguise it as a crying baby?
IT'S JUST A SOUL-EATER, OKAY?

 

by funnykid
1-14-06
You're ruining my life. I just want to take souls. How can I be Satan if I have a baby?
Say-sate?
SATEN!! YES!! ISN'T THAT CUTE!!
What the hell are you doing? You have a job, you know.
Go away. I'm talking to my soul-eater.

 

by funnykid
1-14-06
Do I look fat in this sweater, hon?
Uhhh...
Make sure you give the RIGHT ANSWER, or someone might end up in the FRYING PAN.
You don't love me!!
FRYING PAN!!

 

by funnykid
1-14-06
And she asks for THE RIGHT ANSWER!!
That's crap, my artery-cloging friend.
I KNOW!! And the worst part is she threatened to use THE FRYING PAN on me.
What's so bad about that?
IT WOULD BURN AWAY MY FAT, WHICH IS 90% OF MY BODY!!!!!!
Gee. Maybe that should be my new diet plan.

 

by funnykid
1-14-06
Welcome to my class for patching things up with your wife.
Umm...why is it in an Olive Garden bathroom?
Sir, it will be easier for me to teach if you don't ask questions like that.
How old are you, anyway?
JESUS, I'm just trying to make a buck while I wait for my parents to finish peeing. At least they TOLD me they were peeing. They've been in the other bathroom for an hour.

 

by funnykid
1-15-06
You know what pisses me off?
What?
That your hair is bigger than mine. That makes you taller that me.
Donald Trump is my hero.
I bet he is.
I've got some people to fire right now.

 

by funnykid
1-15-06
Hi, Bachelor Boy.
I'm married.
.....
Are you sure that's THE RIGHT ANSWER??
AHHHHHHGGG!!!!

 

by funnykid
1-15-06
I must walk into the FIRE.
I do not DESERVE to LIVE!!
Haha. FUCK OFF, "There's no free lunch!"

 

by funnykid
1-15-06
I'M STILL ALIVE!!
Are you okay?
Please don't tell me to give the right answer.
RIGHT. I'm stopping this series right here.
You can't do that!! Guys? GUYS??

 

by funnykid
1-15-06
Ahhh...I'm better and back!!
Excuse me, sir, we're looking for a man named Billy Bobot, who comes here often. Can you draw a picture of him?
There.
Are you high?

 

by funnykid
1-15-06
Teacher, I'd like to be excused.
What for?
I think this class is screwed up, and you're teaching about intelligent design.
Wait! DON'T GO!!
COME BACK!! JESUS LOVES EVERYONE!! HE'S GOING TO SEND YOU TO HELL!!

 

by funnykid
1-18-06
Hey, guess what? I've been making some stop-frame animation.
Sweet. Can we watch some?
VCR Mode
I__kill.
Bu____Funky swe__
Umm...it's a little choppy.
Did I miss about 80 scenes?

 

by funnykid
1-19-06
You're so dumb...you make worm look good.
I'll eat your kids.

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
I think that coffee slowly kills you from the inside.
But aren't you drinking coffee right now?
Exactly.

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Not if you don't make an income.
I told you, food stamps count as pennies.
You're an idiot.

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
Hello. I didn't know you worked at Happy Burger.
I just applied yesterday.
But the manager wouldn't give me the job, so I beat him over the head with a cash register.
What happened then?
I got the job, but the $98.75 for the cash register came out of my paycheck.

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
Tonight, we expect a heavy shower of the apocalypse. If you're going outside, you may want to avoid breathing in, and carry and umbrella! Back to you, Al!
Oh, great. This HAD to be ONE TIME the weatherman is right.

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
I think it's stupid how everyone thinks it was such a great sacrifice when God "gave up" Jesus. Jesus came back to life, and God could have made another son.
Religion is all about believing that your god or gods love you, and would do anything for you.
Maybe we shouldn't be standing in front of the entire church right now.
You think?

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
So, this morning I proposed to my girlfriend.
That's great.
Unfortunately, I have no girlfriend. I was hung over.
What happened? Who'd you propose to?
A conservative Christian priest.
Did he say "yes"?

 

by funnykid
1-20-06
So this is your house?
My barn.
Why would someone raise a bear on a farm?
They thought I was a puppy.
What happened?
I ate their limbs. But they still thought I was a puppy until my hormones kicked in.

 

by funnykid
1-21-06
Hello. I'm your twin. I hate you.
That waiter is a bitch.
Hello. I'm a hippy sort of rock star.
I don't really like you.
Hello. I want to work with you on a movie. I know you're very famous, but we're 400th cousins 307 times removed. I think.
And I think you're gay. Go away.

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