Jack and Mr.Bear Mini-Movie: Coffee and Cigarettes

Author: funnykid

Date: January 21, 2006

by funnykid
1-21-06
Hello. I'm your twin. I hate you.
That waiter is a bitch.
Hello. I'm a hippy sort of rock star.
I don't really like you.
Hello. I want to work with you on a movie. I know you're very famous, but we're 400th cousins 307 times removed. I think.
And I think you're gay. Go away.