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by greyson
6-17-02
Today in the Lab
OMG! I can see them! Both of them! And there's no support! Theyre just hanging loose!
la la la, I like Nelly Furtado! and Mashed Potatoes! mmmm!
WOW! I can see both the tops AND bottom of them! They're much nicer than I thought! So round and firm. So petite! WOW!
Hey, what are you looking at?!?!
They're in her shirt
Wait.... did I just say that aloud? I was looking at these two tangerines I brought for lunch. MMM so delicious!
I dont see any tangerines!

 

by greyson
6-17-02
Yaay! I installed the Britney Spears and Lara Croft Counter-Strike skins!
Patches Installed!
WHAT DID YOU DO! YOU RUINED MY DEDICATED SERVER! AAAAAA THAT TOOK ME 5 HOURS TO SET UP
gee, im sorry, but arent we banned running servers? Look! Boobs!
woo hoo hoo. My life has no more meaning anymore. Counter-Strike was all I had! woo hoo hoo

 

by greyson
6-17-02
You can't answer a question more wrong.
hey Hunter, like, what do you want to do tonight?
I want to play diablo 2 until midnight
but, its 4:00 pm. You want to play videogames for 8 hours? you don't want to spend time with me?
baby, its only 8 hours! how am i supposed to get nice equipment? i spent time with you like 2 months ago!
To be continued...
uh, i think we should see other people.....
wait baby! Make a Diablo 2 character. That way I can give you this Stone of Jordan (ring), and we can get virtual married

 

by greyson
6-17-02
Last time we left them.......
you want to give me a virtual ring? OMG I'm outta here!
Fine! Leave you ungratefull bitch! That was going to give you +2 points to ALL your skills!
dang..... I don't need her anyway, I have my real soulmate
They can finally spend all the time they want together
Check it out I got a +3 Sword of Lame
Alright! I have a +7 Armor of Celibacy!

 

by greyson
7-16-02
Greyson has to find a character he
I want to wish my GF a happy b-day, but I'm having trouble finding her here. Too short, and not pretty enough, too asian
hasn't used yet, but none are pretty enough
Ick
Well, I guess the leper that looks like JLH and Pa3be will have to share. Happy Birthday baby!

 

by greyson
7-17-02
... so then I said to him "I don't think this is poo, you better taste it." and then he tastes it, and it IS poo!
ahahahahahahahaha, no!!!
Ahahahah, yeah, I just made that up...
ahahah, i like guys with a sense of humor and imagination
really? cool, how about sometime you and me can go on a da...

 

by greyson
7-17-02
Grey gets a wedding invitation in the mail
Hey Lichee, it says here that Jetbabee is marrying Leo!
What?!?! No, thats not true! That can't be true! Your lying!
It says right here! I'm holding the invitation to the wedding!
NOOOOOO! YOU TAKE THAT BACK YOU SONOFABITCH, PAM ISN'T MARRING ANYONE! NOOOO AAAAAAAAA
Wedding Date: Sept 1, 2002
uh, gee. I didn't know you felt that wa..
YOU LIAR! YOU DIRTY DIRTY LIAR! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! SHE'S GONNA MARRY ME! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by greyson
7-20-02
Greyson requests volunteers
Ok fucknuts! Yall had your fun, now its time for work! Who will 1. Do the dishes 2. Take out the trash 3. Pickup around the place
I'll pick up around the place
The fast get the easy jobs
phew, that shouldn't be too hard
Uh, I'll take out the trash
The sleepy get screwed
this is a piece of cake
I'll do the di.....Fuck! you guys screwed me! you bastards! Look at all the dishes!

 

by greyson
11-18-02
Jetbabee's and Leo's wedding
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join....
...MooBob42
There were a bunch of chinese people at their wedding
...jetbabee
and on my left ...... er, i mean right ..........
*note: see "introducing lichee"
..Now, do you, MooBob42, take Jetbabee to be your lawfully wedded wife?
the name's lichee, but yeah, I do.

 

by greyson
11-18-02
Jetbabee and Moobob42..correction, Lichee's wedding
...uhhhh, lichee? wheres MooBob42?
forget about MooBob42! I'm the one you want to marry! I love you! you have to marry me!
uh....security?
oh, c'mon baby, I have 1337 bowling skills! What does MooBob42 have?
it's going to get worse before it gets better
...you're scaring me lichee.....
no! that's love you're feeling baby! LOVE!

 

by greyson
11-18-02
In the Alley behind the building where Jetbabee and Lichee are getting married
...owwww....who hit me in the back of the head and dragged me out here next to the dumpster..err, trash?
hey, what are you doing out here? aren't you supposed to be inside watching the wedding?
I'm peeing.....
on a hobo?
...It's called a golden shower, now leave me alone....

 

by greyson
11-18-02
Reuniting Jetbabee and Moobob42
ok. heres how we get Jetbabee back. First, you wait out here and get your imprezza ready to make a break for it
gotcha
.....roger
ok, rurouni, blind him with the flash on your camera, and i'll hit him on the head with my hammer
To be continued!
ok, moobob42, you know the plan righ.......what the fuck!?!?!??
lichee don't like it when people conspire behind lichee's back

 

by greyson
11-19-02
*They're running*
Keep running! Turn the corner, maybe we can lose him!
*crying* OMG you wouldnt believe some of the things he tried to make me do!
that bastard! when i get my hands on him, hes dog meat!
look, your car is up ahead! were almost free!
When will it end?!?!?!?!?!?!?
hey, whats the hold up baby? we gotta save some of that energy for some loving later on.
MooBob42? .......... *crying softly*

 

by greyson
11-19-02
Jetbabee, Lichee, and MooBob42 finally come to an agreement
Finally thats over. Now we can consumate our marriage! Goodnight Jetbabee
Goodnight MooBob42
Good night MooBob42
Good night Lichee
hey wait, why do i have to be in the middle?
cause i dont like it in the butt!

 

by greyson
6-28-03
True Story
hmm.... where did all those marbles i put on the table go
Billyjoe is a nonstop eating machine
what? you mean those hard candies you left on the table? I ate them aready
hard candies....you ate them? my god you're impossible
you cannot reason with him. he will eat you out of house and home. and then he'll eat your house
ugh, I don't feel too good all of a sudden
um yeah. you can keep them. please don't try and give them back.

 

by greyson
8-23-03
Inside Fogo De Chow
yes, I'd like some more filet mignon please
im sorry sir, the manager has told me to stop serving you meat. but feel free to help yourself to the salad bar
Billyjoe, the cowboy, is a well know eating machine
what!?!?!? I paid my $25 dollars! I want more meat!
but sir, youve eaten 15 lbs of meat already. That comes out to $500 for us. if you eat anymore, you'll put us out of business
its not a good idea to bring him to a buffet that serves all you can eat filet mignon
I dont care! im still hungry dammit! gimme more meat! MEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!
sir, dont make me call the cops. get out

 

by greyson
8-25-03
Saturday 8:00 am
dang, we told joe to meet us here at 8
you know how he is
Saturday 2:00 pm
where is everyone? I must be early
Actually its more like: Sunday 10 am
where is everyone? i guess im early. those bums.

 

by greyson
8-25-03
Me
Welcome to Fogo de Chao! I hope you enjoy your meal
Thats Para
Welcome to Fogo de Chao! I hope you enjoy your meal
and of course billyjoe
Welcome to ...aaaahhhh! quit biting my arm! I'm not an entree!!! for the love of gaaaaaaaa
*chomp chomp grrrrrrrrr*

 

by greyson
10-08-03
Greyson has a relevation
I'm 25 years old, and all the decisions I've made with women have been wrong. I always pick the wrong ones.
Yep, we've all broken his heart in some fashion
Seems like a good plan
I always go for looks. From now on, I'll let the women pick me and not the other way around
Yeah, he always checks out our tits and ass first. Especially tits.
In theory. In theory communism works
Hey there big boy. You look sweet. Let's go on a "date", if you know what I mean
only a few more inches to go. Then it'll all go away

 

by greyson
5-03-04
5:45 PM
SURPRISE!!!!!!!! Happy Birthday!
My birthday is on christmas, I'm just here to sell bibles.
6:15 PM
SURPRISE!!!!!!!!.....your 30 minutes late
What-EVAR!!!!!!!
7:00 PM
Hey! what are you guys doing in my house?
Were playing double dash...and oh yeah, surprise.

 

by greyson
6-22-04
I'm sorry to have to do this to you, but we're breaking up. It's over.
Oh no! what will I do! My whole life is meaningless!
Don't take it so harshly. It's not the end of the world....
Wait, are you the leper that looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt, or Pa3be?
Pa3be.....
Oh thank god. I don't know what I would have done if you were the leper that looks like JLH.

 

by greyson
6-22-04
In ball room dancing class today.... Greyson looks for a new girlfriend
So, why don't you go to Midnight rodeo? I'd LOVE to TAKE you THERE and DANCE with you ALL night
oh thats sweet of you
There are many potential candidates
but I can't, I have a 5 month old baby, but I'm not married.
Not married huh? hmm......
but looks are always decieving
yeah, and my boyfriend is overseas
Hey Sally! would you like to dance?

 

by greyson
8-25-04
Our hero is stuck at work
I'm sooooooo bored!!!!!
It seems his HP is dropping quickly!
I must find something to do or else I'll die!!!
PMCL Proctor Needs Porn Badly!!! *video game reference
Oh yeah, this is much better
www.thongsdaily.com

 

by greyson
8-25-04
Dramatization
its that time of year when all the hot in coming freshman populate the streets of UT...oh yeah, check out that ass!
la la la, i hope my professor gives me an A for dressing like a slut
man, this place looks like crap
i think my boyfriend gave me crabs
oh wait, this is outside jester.
wait a second, my panties were white this morning!

 

by greyson
8-26-04
Our brave hero sets off in search for a new girlfriend
Hi! My name is greyson! I'm a professional College student!
Meow! I'm a hippy / anime fangirl! I'm not a student, I just hang out on the drag!
.... OH wow! Thats great! =P so, uh...... how would you like to go on a date?
MEOW fantastic!!!! I've been waiting for someone to invite me to dinner! I'm so hungry!...being unemployed and homeless!
Yes, my comics still aren't funny, but please bear with me. uhh... Technical difficulties, please stand by....
ahahaha, I'm just kidding! I wouldn't do this to myself you smelly cat hippy!
meow your so mean! I'm gonna poo in your shoes when your not looking.

 

by greyson
8-26-04
On the bus.... the intergalactic space bus
Oh wow! that girl is so hot! OMG thes wearing a low cut top and no bra! *drool*
actually, i think this makes a better inside of a bus. maybe?
oh yeah, theyre so round and firm. and bouyant!
excuse me? what are you talking about? and what are you looking at?
They're in her shirt!
i said that out loud? uh, i was looking at these pair of bouys
I dont see any bouys!

 

by greyson
8-26-04
Our hero summons up the courage to ask a girl he really really likes
Hey, how would you like to go on a date?
I'm sorry. my answer is NO
He's not deterred in the face of adversity!!!
Is that your final answer? are you sure you don't want to ask the audience? phone a friend?
Its my final answer! NO!

 

by greyson
8-26-04

 

by greyson
8-26-04
It's the clone that looks like jennifer love hewitt, but then got an ultimate make over
So there you are. I've been looking all over for you
.....
I heard you were looking for a new girlfriend. I'm not good enough for you?
go away. you're just my imaginary girlfriend. you're not real
well its a good thing im a figment of your imagination. A real woman would have gotten pissed and stomped you and then left.
leave me alone or else im gonna start imagining you with bigger boobs and topless.

 

by greyson
8-28-04
Greyson driving down Guadalupe in his spaceship
So I had trained every single goblin in Valkurm Dunes and killed about 6 people who were afk..
Wait, red means stop, green means go, flashing red means stop, what does all black mean?
follow my lead. OWWW MY OVARIES!!!!

 

by greyson
8-28-04
hey kids! remember that great fantastic video game "Spy Hunter" from the early 1980's?
well guess what? that car you've been driving? ITS A CAMARO!!!!
www.gamespy.com/articles/491/491953p1.html?fromint=1
dont believe me? Its in the article. you feel dirty right now don't you. thats right, grow a mullet.

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