What I think might happen on sunday

Author: greyson

Date: August 23, 2003

by greyson
8-23-03
Inside Fogo De Chow
yes, I'd like some more filet mignon please
im sorry sir, the manager has told me to stop serving you meat. but feel free to help yourself to the salad bar
Billyjoe, the cowboy, is a well know eating machine
what!?!?!? I paid my $25 dollars! I want more meat!
but sir, youve eaten 15 lbs of meat already. That comes out to $500 for us. if you eat anymore, you'll put us out of business
its not a good idea to bring him to a buffet that serves all you can eat filet mignon
I dont care! im still hungry dammit! gimme more meat! MEEEAAAAATTTTT!!!
sir, dont make me call the cops. get out