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by juunanagou
2-20-02
Where the hell am I now?!
Hehehehehe. You are mine to toy with.
Hehehehehehe.
Don't make me use my spank ray!!
Hehehehehe hehehehehe!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Hey! Something's coming this way! Look!
I thought I told you to shut up.
Ooh! I smell gravy!! Yummy!! It's beef!
I will kill you!!
Owwwy! No fair! Don't bite!!
GRR! DIE YOU IMBECILE!!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Soo...if I repent my sins and accept you as the messiah...
...You'll let me have a big screen TV and live in paradise.
That's right Rai-Dei. All you have to do to go to paradise is ask me.
But what about the chicks? And the killing people? I like the killing people!
Oh shut up Rai-Dei.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Wow! Looky looky looky!! Big rock!!
Krillin...
It's so nice and big and rocky!! I love you rock!!
Did you take your ritalin today?
Umm...NO! Rock rocky rock! I love you rock!!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Washington D.C. 11:54 P.M.
Why are we standing here again?
We're standing here so I can lob pretzels at the president!!
Umm...Do you even know how late it is?
I don't care. He's gotta come outta there sometime!! And when he does, I will be waiting for him!!
Jesus. And people call ME a freak!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
"Dear Allen. Please die."
OK!!

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Methinks me was gonna do something...
...but I forgot.
So I guess that means there's no punchline.
And no grammar.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
My parents thought I was a freak for wanting to be a samurai.
Really.
I mean, what's so weird about being a samurai? I get to kill people with a cool sword!!
Right Rai-Dei. Whatever you say.
I like the killing people!!
They're right. You are indeed a freak Rai-Dei.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Outside of Juunanagou's apartment building. 7:02 A.M.
Um...excuse me officer but why are there four cop cars in front of my apartment?
We got a call about a crazed demon reaking havoc on the third floor.
Naturally, we came to investigate.
*sigh* Jesus H. Christ.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Now, whatever you do, don't press the red button that says "Do not push".
What? This red button?
WAIT!! DON'T!!! AHHHHH!!!!!
Nice going you idiot. You broke my lab! Where's the fuse box?
Whoops. Sorry.

 

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Oh, the absurdity of it all!

 

by juunanagou
2-21-02
Whoa! Legato! When did you start glowing?
I do NOT know. One minute I'm in Chichi's lab helping her with an experiment...
...and the next thing I know, I'm a glowing pupil-less freak!
You were a freak to begin with Legato.
I know but now I'm a glowing pupil-less one.

 

by juunanagou
2-21-02
YES!! LONG WEEKEND!!
You DO realize that every other school in the state of Michigan gets a whole week off. Don't you?
Dream Wrecker.

 

by juunanagou
2-21-02
Thanks for taking me out on this date Tenchi.
No problem. Um...Juunanagou?
Yes, Tenchi?
I'm afraid that I must break up with you for reasons I can not divulge.
Damn. I have no luck with me.
It's been fun!!

 

by juunanagou
2-21-02
Soo...you've seen my ineptitude regarding members of the opposite sex...
Yes.
And now you want to go out with me.
Yes.
You're fucking with me aren't you Legato.
No. That hurts Juunanagou.

 

by juunanagou
2-23-02
Well that was unexpected.

 

by juunanagou
2-23-02
Marron decides to have a Q & A
Why am I here anyway?
You're here to become worm food you flea-infested mammal.
Umm...
You will die a horrible and very drawn-out death before being eaten by cannibals...while a crazed maniac fucks your corpse.
You're mean Marron.
Oh I know. I know. Bwahahahaha!

 

by juunanagou
2-23-02
Excuse me but...are you drunk?
Is it that obvish? I shought you couldn tell! *hic*
...!!!!
Hey. You don't happen to have any booze on ya do ya shweety?
I'm just gonna go away now before I do something I regret for the rest of my life.

 

by juunanagou
2-23-02
I didn't make any comics yesterday. I feel bad now.
Whee! I just bought me a shiny new sword!
Were you even listening to me?!
What do I look like? Your therapist? I've got some killing to do!!
Why do I even bother?
Kill the traitors! Kill them! Kill them!

 

by juunanagou
2-26-02
Ooh. Look! Snow!
Well, we are in Michigan. Snow is to be expected.
Of course you DO know it's YOU that's going to have to shovel this stuff.
Stop raining on my parade you fucking know-it-all!!
Sorry.

 

by juunanagou
2-26-02
This...
...strip...
...has...
...no...
...point!!
I love surrealist humor!!

 

by juunanagou
2-26-02
Um...thanks for the date Legato.
No problem. Too bad I had to spontaneously combust huh?
Umm...yeah.
Bwahahahaha hahahahaha!!
Stop laughing at me God-damnit!!!!!

 

by juunanagou
2-26-02
Bwahahahaha hahahahahahaha!!!
That's it!! NO MORE MR. NICE FIREBALL!! SHI-NE!!
Itai.
Teach YOU to laugh at me God-damnit!!!

 

by juunanagou
2-26-02
Hallo!! Ich bin Deutschmann!!
Then why the hell are you wearing a Union Jack vest if you're from Germany?
Umm... ich habe keine Idee!!
...!!
Auf Wiedersehen!!
My life just gets stranger and stranger!!

 

by juunanagou
2-26-02
Hi! I'm Carolyn!!
I like you!
Umm...Ok!!
Hi An-Gee!!
...!!
I miss you cupcake!

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