Surrealist Monkey Theater #23 : Operation Pretzel Drop

Author: juunanagou

Date: February 20, 2002

by juunanagou
2-20-02
Washington D.C. 11:54 P.M.
Why are we standing here again?
We're standing here so I can lob pretzels at the president!!
Umm...Do you even know how late it is?
I don't care. He's gotta come outta there sometime!! And when he does, I will be waiting for him!!
Jesus. And people call ME a freak!