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by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Tuggy, you have to take me to the dentist now!
Why?!
To get my wisdom teeth taken out!!
Coming!
And here Tuggy gets mad at me for driving my REMOTE-CONTROL car in the house.
GANGWAY GANGWAY BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEP!

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Hold on, I have to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.
You'd better be.
Ok-Tuggy--I-am-ready-to-get-my-wisdom-teeth-taken-out-now.
Honestly, "Tuggy". Do you think I was born yesterday?
Was that a rhetorical question?
Ok, if your so ready to get those teeth taken out, allow me!!

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Hello, Tubby Toots for Doctor.... Beeafrayd, please.
Please have a seat. Dr. Beeafrayd is running a little late, so it may be a few minutes.
Thank you.
Did he cancel he did that's too bad oh well let's go!
Sorry, Tuggy, but Dr. Beeafrayd is just running a couple minutes late.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Hey! Is there a Mr. Tuggy Toots here?
HAHHAHAHAHAHA TUGGY TOOTS HE TOOTS HAHA I'M GLAD THAT'S NOT MY NAME WHAT A STUPID NAME HAHAHA!
Nice try, Mr. Tuggy Toots. Come on back.
Uh...Sorry, but I'm not Mr. Tuggy Toots. Mister Tuggy Toots is my father!
Look, kid, I know your father and his name is Tootallion-Spudallion the 3rd. Nice try again.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Ok, kid. You ready?
You won't hurt me, will you?
Not intentionally. HAHAHAHAHHAA!
*ahem* Sorry, kid. Dentist joke.
That wasn't funny.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Ok, kid, you ready for your sedation?
Hmm...no.
!
How about now?

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Tuggy is under sedation...
Mr. Baconman? Is that you? It's me, Tuggy! Tuggy Toots!
Say, I think I recognize that name...where have I heard it before?
Well, I met you once, and I remember you said you had a brother named Mr. Canadianbaconman?
Hey! Now I remember that name! Your name is on my brother's grave! I'M Mr.Canadianbaconman, and YOU ATE MY BROTHER!
If it's any consolation, he was a bit burnt.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Phew! I sure am glad I got away from Mr.Canadianbaconman!
Me too.
Hey! Who are you?
Tubby, it's me, Tuggy! Don't you recognize me?
Thankfully, no.
:o

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Tubby....wake up, Tubby!
AAAAH! I DON'T NEED MY WISDOM TEETH OUT THEY FIT IN MY MOUTH JUST FINE *Runs away*
I always thought he had a big mouth.
TUGGY, COME BACK! THE SURGERY IS OVER! HEY! STAY AWAY FROM MY CAR!!

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Ding-dong!
I GOT IT, TUBBY!
Hello, dear.
GRANDMA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? :)
I heard that your brother got his wisdom teeth out, so I flew into town to stay with you for a few days. Lord knows he needs all the wisdom he can get.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
TUBBY, GRANDMA TOOTS IS HERE!
*Groan* Coming....
Please dear, just call me Granny Toast. HEEHEEH:EEHEEHEEHEEHEE!
I wonder if I can catch the next plane out of here.

 

by kiwipanda
9-28-09
Grandma (Granny Toast) has come to visit Tubby and Tuggy.
Tubby, hurry up! I said Grandma is here!
Grandma (Granny Toast) has come to visit Tubby and Tuggy.
Think, Tubby, think. How can you escape Grandma and Tuggy?
GET IN THE LIVING ROOM NOW !
Grandma (Granny Toast) has come to visit Tubby and Tuggy.
:)

 

by kiwipanda
9-28-09
That's it! I'll turn myself into a robot!
I will give you to the count of ten, Tubby!
10...9...8....
I have to say, it's not much of an improvement.
7...6...5....

 

by kiwipanda
9-28-09
Tubby has turned himself into a robot.
4...3...2....
I'VE GOT IT! I'll turn Grandma and Tuggy into robots instead!
ONE!!!!! THAT'S IT, TUBBERWARE PLASTIK-KUHNTAYNER THE 3RD!
Uh-oh, Tuggy must be really mad. He called me by my full name!
...and people wonder why I go by "Tubby"....

 

by kiwipanda
10-23-09
...♫ here an OINK there an OINK everywhere and OINKOINK!♫♫
Tubby, stop oinking in there!
Sorry, I can't help it!
Maybe you have swine flu.
Swine flu? What does that mean?
It means you're turning into even more of a pig.

 

by kiwipanda
10-23-09
Well Tubby, this is it. Our first day of school.
Why didn't they put us in the same class?
Because we're identical twins. They'd never be able to tell us apart!
IDEA!
I think now would be a good time for me to leave....

 

by kiwipanda
10-23-09
Um...sorry, no time! Tell me later!
Wait Tuggy, before you leave for class, I have to tell you my brilliant idea!
Way later!
........
Like never!
...I'm starting to see a pattern here...

 

by kiwipanda
10-23-09
Tuggy, I've been thinking....
Uh-oh...
What's the difference between regular bacon and Canadian bacon?
The last time Tubby tried to think, he stank up the house so bad that even the stinkbugs left.
I mean, does Canadian bacon come from Canadian pigs??!
Aaaand that's my cue to leave.

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-09
Well, Tuggy, it's that time of year again!
What time of year is that, Tubby? Halloween?
Try again, Tuggy.
Thanksgiving?! Already?! How can that be?

 

by kiwipanda
8-05-10
Hey, you can't come in this restaurant!
Why?
Because you're not wearing pants!
But the sign says "No shirt, no shoes, no service"! It didn't say anything about pants!
...

 

by kiwipanda
1-01-11
10...9...8...7...
Well, this is it Tuggy! The end of ol' 2010
He will be missed
6...5...4...3...2...
Yessirreebob, a new year, a new start.
And we're ending the old year and beginning the new one at a bar, of all places. ._.
1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Well, 2011 Tuggy! How do you feel?
Trashed.

 

by kiwipanda
1-01-11
Hey Tuggy, what show are you watching?
Psych!
Really, Tuggy? Everyone knows that you can't say "psych" unless you say something you don't mean first!
Funny, why hasn't mom ever said that after telling you she loves you?

 

by kiwipanda
1-01-11
So seriously Tuggy, what show are you watching?
Psych!
For the last time, before saying "psych", you have to say something that you don't mean!
Ok, you want me to say something I don't mean? You are the most popular kid in the neighborhood! PSYCH! Everyone loves you! PSYCH!
No no no see, I still don't think you get it. You have to say things that are UNtrue in order for it to work.
...

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