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by kiwipanda
12-20-08
Tubby was hungry. Tuggy was not.
I would like a donut.
tubby.
Tuggy does not talk. Tuggy just "thinks".
Would you like a donut??
That would depend what kind it is.
Tuggy gets a frustration.
I will go get us some donuts.
I do not want a dooOOOHnut.

 

by kiwipanda
12-20-08
Tubby and Tuggy are in Washington DC. Which is not really in Washington.
That is a big fence.
It is the white house.
They are trying to climb the fence.
Hammers ready?
Yes.
??????????????????????????????
How do we get over this fence?
I do not know.

 

by kiwipanda
12-21-08
Why are you sitting in a trash can this time, Tuggy?
To Tubby: I left my chair at home.
:)

 

by kiwipanda
12-21-08
Tubby and Tuggy have started a TV show.
Dear Tubby...
Yo Tuggs...
They get hate mail.
Put some pants on.
Why do you only wear one face? Get a better one.
Success!!!!
Hate mail already! We're more succesful than we thought!
Ah the sweet smell of success. I thought It would smell a whole lot better.

 

by kiwipanda
12-21-08
Tubby and Tuggy's DC trip continued...
Do they have a DC shoes here?
Tubby you do not even have feet.
TBC [To Be Continued]...
This could take a while

 

by kiwipanda
12-21-08
DC continued....
3...2...1...
I HAVE NO FEET!
You did not know?
TBC
IT'S WHITE HOUSE TIIIIIIME! WHEN I'M DONE HERE I CAN BUY ME SOME FEET!
Moo

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
Ring ring ring!!!
Where is Tubby?
Riiiiiing!!!!!!!
He always gets the phone!
Lesson: If Tuggy had to answer the phone all the time, it would be destroyed. [Note the hammer.]
*BEEP!* Hello, this is GRANNY TOTES and I'm lookiiiiIIIIng fooOOHoor a Granny Toast....
Good thing too, or we wouldn't have one anymore

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
DC continued....
I...have...no...feet....
Can we get back to breaking in the white house?
Can I buy some feet?
yes sure, after we break into the White House. Then we can buy you some ears and a nose too.
TBC
I HAVE NO NOSE????!!!
...Aaaaaaaaaaaaand we're back to square ONE.

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
DC continued....
Well, enough about my feet. Or lack thereof.
LET'S BLOW THIS POPSICLE STAND!!!!
The White House...sells popsicles?
TBC
I really need to work on my aim.
This is off to a great start....

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
DC continued....
My map is not saying anything.
Gimme
That is not a map!
TBC
Well, what is it then?
It's a flyer someone stuck on our windshield.

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
Tubby and Tuggy are in the White House....
How are we going to get past security, Tuggy?
Tubby, there is not even anyone at the security desk.
They have cameras.
NOT ANYMORE!
Tuggy smashes all the cameras. TBC...
SMASH!!!

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
DC continued...
Where are we?
We took a wrong turn and ended up in a storage closet.
TBC....
Where to now?
Tubby, look out behind you!

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
DC continued...
Now that we've come out of the...
DON'T SAY IT.
What? I was just saying that we...
DON'T SAY IT.
TBC.....
WHY TUGGY, IT APPEARS WE HAVE FINALLY MADE IT OUT OF THAT CLOSET!
Hey, it's like those makeover commercials where THIS COULD EASILY BE YOU!

 

by kiwipanda
12-22-08
DC continued....
Which way do we go?
It doesn't matter. There's probably money everywhere. Just open a door.
EEEEEEEK!!!
TBC!!!!!!!
Good thing we brought these trash cans to hide in.
Any door.....however, that may be one we want to keep shut.

 

by kiwipanda
12-24-08
Well, it's that time of year again! :D
Santy Claus time?
And the time when animals can talk!
That explains why I'm talking!
Merry Christmas!
Jesus made a big sacrifice for us. His birthday is special. Now...time for presents!
God bless us, every one! ;D

 

by kiwipanda
1-09-09
♪Happy birthday to you♫!
♫Happy birthday to you♪!
♫happy birthday dear toopkins!♪happy birthday to you!
Inside the present-can isn't a gran!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOOP!
Inside the present(can) is even better...TUGGY!
Now that's the only good reason birthdays are only once a year!☻

 

by kiwipanda
3-18-09
Robot!!!!!!!!!
EEK! A ROBOT!
I-have-come-to-destroy-you.
I really need to work on my aim
...
Mission accomplished. He hit himself in the head right away.
Really? Usually Tuggy hits the wall first.

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
What is that bug doing in our swimming pool, Tuggy?
Hmm...
Tuggy misunderstands.
Looks like the front crawl.

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued...
Tuggy, where are we now?
It appears that we are in the lounge.
Tuggy, I do not believe that the White House has a lounge!
Then where are we?
TBC...
Well now, let me just check these original blueprints here...
YOU STOLE THE ORIGINAL BLUEPRINTS?!

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued...
Now, now, Tuggy, there's no reason to get so upset about this....
NO REASON?! Tubby, we could be arrested! Or KILLED!
WE COULD EVEN BE ON AMERICA'S MOST WANTED FOR THIS!
TBC
Is that like America's Next Top Model? 'Cause I've always wanted to meet Tyra Banks...

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
Tubby and Tuggy visit the North Pole
Sigh....
What's wrong, Tubby?
There's nothing to do around here!
We could watch TV?
Alright, what is on the television, Tuggy?
Well, right now Deperate House-elves is on!

 

What color are they again?
Tubby, that's not what Tugalugmug meant when he said he wished you would push up daisies.
by kiwipanda, 4-26-09

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
At the circus!
Wow, Tubby, look! Isn't that amazing?
Yeah, Tubby, it makes me wonder...
If that dog doesn't have to wear pants, why do we?
!

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
Tubby and Tuggy on Mt. Everest!
Smile for the camera Tubby!
Tuggyyy.......
What is it now, Tubby?
Can we change our photobooth background now?

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued...
I-am-White-House-security--State-your-name-and-why-you-are-here.
We're here....
We're here...because we found these!!
TBC
:O

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued
What-is-it.
The blueprints for the-
ROLLER COASTER WE'RE BUILDING IN OUR BACKYARD!
TBC
Prove-it.

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued...
I'm-waiting.
As I was trying to "say" before Tubby here broke in with that comment, I believe we've found the original blueprints for the White House.
Really-hand-em-on-over.
Ah....
TBC
I'm-still-waiting.
Heh heh heh...just..kidding it's a copy of the Constitution we bought at a gift store

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued...
GIVE-IT-TO-ME.
TUBBY, RUN! AND TAKE THE "CONSTITUTION" WITH YOU!
No, Tuggy, I have the Constitution with me right here! I always carry it on my person.
TBC
Thank-you.
Here you go, sir. One gift shop purchased copy of the Constitution coming right up!

 

by kiwipanda
4-26-09
DC continued..
You-are-correct-it-is-just-a-gift-shop-purchased-Constitution-
Yep! May I have my souvenir back now?
Yes-you-may. Carry-on.
Thank you! :)
TBC
That was close, Tuggy! Where do we go now?
Check your "Constitution".

 

by kiwipanda
4-29-09
TUGGY! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH OUR CSI PROJECT?
THIS IS HALF OF OUR SCIENCE GRADE! THE CLASS WE'RE ALREADY FAILING! HALF OF OUR GRADE!
You know, I'm not doing too well in math either.

 

by kiwipanda
4-29-09
Do you have the cereal for our presentation?
Yeah, here it is.
Thanks. *Smashes cereal with hammer*
:O!
What's wrong?
CEREAL KILLER!

 

by kiwipanda
4-29-09
Poster?
Check.
Script?
Check.
Good luck toopspoon!
Special K?
You know that feeling when you're really, really, hungry, and there's food right in front of you?...

 

by kiwipanda
4-29-09
DC continued...
Well, here we are, the hallway leading to the Oval Office!
But where is it?
Right---where IS it?
Who IIIIIIIS iiiiittttttttt?
TBC
!

 

by kiwipanda
4-29-09
*Drifts off to sleep*
Hey there Tubby old pal!
Who are you?
Granny TOast.

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
Gotta love home improvement projects.

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
DC continued...
Hmm....according to these blueprints, we should be by the Oval Office....
Do you think we can climb out of the heating vents now?
TBC
Tubby, heating vents don't usually have bookshelves. I think we're in another closet.

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
Go go go in my hoveround!
Go go go in MY hoveround.
!
:)

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
Penny for your thoughts?
I'm thinking about it.

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
A slow day...
YOUR MOM!
chaw

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
What's that, Tubby?
It's an advertisement about Mother's day, and huge pamphlets from every nearby spa....
Well, they have to advertise somehow!
..It's from my mom.
oh.

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
Well, here we are, back at the old watercooler.
Yup.
Ya know, I never did get that donut.
*Slaps head*

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
DC continued...
Well, now that we finally made it out of that...
DON'T SAY IT.
Now that we've finally come out of that...
DON'T SAY IT!!!!!!!
TBC
I WAS JUST GONNA SAY I'M GLAD WE GOT OUT OF THAT HEATING VENT!!!!!!

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
DC continued...
Ok, we go to the right and we should be at the oval office.
TBC
Somehow I pictured it a lot...rounder.

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
DC continued...
WOAH! Wrong turn! This isn't the hallway!
Tubby...
Yes, Tuggy?
You may just be the BIGGEST IDIOT I KNOW!
Why ever so?
WE'RE OUTSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE!

 

by kiwipanda
5-01-09
WHO ARE YOU?
Mr. Baconman, Mr. Canadianbaconman's brother.
Hmm...how do you taste? I've never had bacon before!
You're a good man sir, we appreciate your- hey, why are you looking at me like that? AAH! AAH!
Mmm....bacon.

 

by kiwipanda
5-22-09
Hey Tuggy, come watch this Rick Astley video on Youtube! It's called Hold Me In Your Arms.
♫ Hold me in your aaaaarms♪
Watch it on youtube, then you'll understand!
He wants to hold...the umbrella?

 

by kiwipanda
7-01-09
Tuggy...where are we?
Hmm...
It appears we're in a desert!
Why, Tuggy my friend, I believe you are mistaken. This looks nothing like a dessert. I mean, there's not even any ice cream around!

 

by kiwipanda
7-01-09
Desert or Dessert cont...
Uh-oh...
What is it, Tuggy?
We're not in a desert--
TBC
Aw, man! I really could've gone for that ice cream.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
Tuggy, I'm home from the dentist!!!
He gave me this note.
Well, what does it say?
I HAVE TO GET MY WISDOM TEETH TAKEN OUT!
Now that's just not smart.

 

by kiwipanda
9-27-09
TUGGY TUGGY TUGGY!
What what what?
Today's the day I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled out!
Mmmmhmmm....
You've had yours taken out, right? Will it hurt? I'm so worried!
If I had as little wisdom as you, I would have been worried too.

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