All comics by l0zor

 

by l0zor
1-13-10
Well I guess nobody fed my bird while I was gone...

 

by l0zor
1-13-10
So Ted, did you hear about bunnyman's pet canari? Bunnyman was away for a while and nobody fed it so it died.
Yeah, I heard he was going to bury it today.
Burying? I heard something about cremating...
Yeah whatever. He'll probably give his dead pet a viking funeral.
Fly forever my little tweety...

 

by l0zor
1-13-10
I guess bunnyman is heartbroken now that his canari died.
Yeah, he'll probably be crying for weeks over this.
When his goldfish died he was devastated for months!
Yeah I remember. He refused to leave his house and hardly ate anything at all. Poor guy...
Meanwhile at the bar...
...And then I grabbed that bastard priest by his throat and jammed my axe up his ass and pulled out his intestines!
Oh baby, you are sooo cute. Tell me more about your trip to Africa....

 

by l0zor
1-15-10
Oh baby, you're such a big strong man. The way your eyes stare at me like a wild beast.
I've never met anyone like you in my entire life. Except maybe for my father...
Holy shit I'm drunk!
I really feel like this is a special night. Don't you?

 

by l0zor
1-15-10
Goddamn I'm fucking drunk! The whole room is spinning!
Sweety, you're the greatest guy I ever met.
They say the more you drink, the more attractive people become...
Baby, you're so cute. You make me giggle.
...but goddammit they're wrong.
What's wrong honey? You look a little upset...

 

by l0zor
1-15-10
Holy shit! This bar is filled with monstrous creatures! I have to kill them all!
Oh my god did you see that? He just killed that girl!
I can't let them stop me. I'll hack my way out of here with my axe!
Sir, I'm asking you to calm down before anybody else gets hurt. The police are on their way.
FREAKS! ALL OF THEM! FREAKS!!
Please... I've got a wife and children!

 

by l0zor
1-16-10
Goddammit this always happens to me! I take two or three drinks and I'm completely wasted.
I start seeing weird things and can't control myself. Everything becomes dark and haunted and then...
...uhhh, yeah. Back to normal I guess.

 

by l0zor
1-16-10
Damn, there are corpses and limbs all across the floor. I can't believe I just killed all these innocent people.
And to think it was at a secret meeting of the Church Of Satan. I wonder if they'll let me keep my membership card.

 

by l0zor
1-16-10
There's that girl I was talking to earlier. She's completely disfigured now. What a shame, I could have easily had her in my bed tonight.
Then again, I probably wouldn't have been able to get it up with all that alcohol in my body.
Hmm, I wonder if I can get it up now... Her body must be still warm...

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