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by meana_gina
4-14-08
Let me tell you something about Season 7 and 8. I'm quite disapointed. Season 7 is the same "Elevator Music" opening as Season 6, except without the distinguishing "Elevator Music" quote.
That's a real bummer. But I really like Oliva's classy velvet jumpsuit in that particular opening.
It's adorable. She looks like a lil Raven Simone starfish.
Exactly.
I have to be frank though. The Season 8 opening kills me. I can't listen to it anymore. I don't know what it is. I also hate the graffiti and early 90's all over it.
The early 90's were a painful time.

 

by meana_gina
5-03-08
It wasn't officially summer until you saw Arty Stork bitchslapping somebody from 28th St. out in front of Nancy's.
Arty Stork was nothing more than a sissy pants himself. He wond up skipping town. It was Serritella who slapped Luca around. Then, Serritella got molly-whopped by the Duke boys at ONIAC.
Molly-whipped?
Bing Bang Boom...Now Break his head!
I didn't mean to get you all riled up like that. I was just trying to talk about the good ole days.
Happy Boxing Day.

 

by meana_gina
5-03-08
Do you think you can help me find something?
Maybe.
I need something to make myself feel sexy. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I was on the Depo shot and I lost my libido and my period. I just want to feel like a sensual woman again.
I just don't even think I can pleasure myself under these conditions. Well, do you think you could manage to find something that could make me like a woman again?
You got a real snippy mouth for a whiny bitch.

 

by meana_gina
5-03-08
I bet you get tons of pussy. I bet you just have to tell bitches that you guard a castle and they just beg to suck your dick.
That's fine if you don't want to tell me bro. I just know I could get tons of trim with a gig like that.
Aw, come on bro. Tell me! I bet you get tons of Asian pussy. You got that yellow fever, bro! I can see it in your eyes!
I might have told you, but then you said "trim". That is just crude and pathetic because you aren't an older black gentleman.

 

by meana_gina
5-03-08
Well this is ackward, Steven. I didn't expect you to show your face here again. Not in my personal space. You got a lot of nerve, Steven.
The cold shoulder Steven? Really? How mature of you. Be a man, Steven.
How about this, Steven? How about you suck it?

 

by meana_gina
5-03-08
Why don't you tell me something interesting about yourself? I'd love to know more about you.
In my youth I was in a menage-a-trois with two men. The orgasms came in waves & nothing in my sex life has ever surpassed the experience.
That sounds real sexy. What else?
I smoke grass. It is not addictive, should be legalized/regulated like booze. I voted for Bush – twice. Also, I work at a church. I believe Gabriel may have been an alien that inseminated Mary.
You're fat aren't you?
My belief does not take away anything from the Man, his life or miracles.

 

by meana_gina
5-14-08
Hello my good man. I would like two wine spritzers please.
Two wine spritzers eh? I can't even get one chick- you manage to get two.
Two chicks? No. I am buying a wine spritzer for that lovely young lady over there and for myself.
I can see from your lack of response that you think that I'm gay or less of a man. I just want you to know that I think you are less of a man for judgin men on what they drink.
It's not the wine spritzer that makes me think you are gay. It's your overwhelming love for the cock that makes me think that. Fag.

 

by meana_gina
5-14-08
Did I do something wrong officer?
You were flying in a no fly zone.
But officer, I have to fly. I'm a bee.
I've heard all the excuses before buddy. You wanna whine so bad, go take it up with the judge.
I can't help but feel like this is some sort of discrimination.
It could go from discrimination to pollination real quick.

 

by meana_gina
5-14-08
I'm sorry we haven't had a lot of time to get close, but I'm here now.
Who are you again?
We talked on the phone. I'm Roberta, your granddaughter. I'm here to reconnect with you.
I just thought that maybe we could get close. Ever since my mom died, I have wondered what my pap pap was like.
I already know what you are like. You're a whore, just like your whore mother.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Holy Shit.
What do you got there, big guy?
Don't want to talk about it?
My wife just sent me a letter saying that I was bangin her in her dreams last night. She thinks my hair is too long and I need to cut it. Sounds like my wife is a slut and I need to cut her.
You're the only one who knows where you were in your dreams last night. Maybe you should send her a dreamcatcher to catch all the dream herpes.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
What are you supposed to be?
Well?
I'M CRABBY!!!
I'll say...

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Well, welcome to Shady Pines Golf Course! Are you excited to get going on your first day here?
I guess.
That's not the kind of enthusiasm we are used to here at Shady Pines. Let's try again. ARE YOU EXCITED TO GET STARTED ON YOUR FIRST DAY?!
Don't you yell at me.
Look, I don't think this going to work out. If you could just return your name tag to Rhonda on your way out...
YOU'RE NOT MY DAD!

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Hello?
PAUL LET ME IN!
Fuck off.
I was just kidding when I said I watched Ghosts of Girlfriends Past this morning! Let's never let Matt McConaughey get between us again. I mean it this time.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
So, how has it been going with your boyfriend?
Oh you know, pretty good.
Pretty good?
Yeah.
Well, that's good to hear.
Thanks. I wasn't sure if we were going to make it for a split second, but then I realized that crabass is the love of my life and I just adore him to bytes and pieces.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
You there. I come with important information.
Me?
Yes Human. Come close, I have travelled many space miles to give you information that will boggle your mind. Like 500,069,020,4985,860,930,839,039,403,928,103,958,372,919,472,937,493 space miles.
Holy shit. This is awesome.
Freddy Garcia is not a solid number 5. The only reason he got the job is because Ozzie is his father in law.
That's a lot of space miles to tell me some common sense stuff, bro.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Well this is ackward.
Yeah.
Are you here to see Cindy?
Yeah. I've been banging her on the regular for 3 months.
Oh. Well, sounds like we are Pussy Brothers. Want to go to Hooters and find some new sluts?
Do you think our sperm ever tried to impregnate each other?

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Don't.
I wasn't trying to.
You are a nice young man. Would you like a Werther's?
I wanted the whole box, that's why I was trying to steal your bag, you old hag!

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Listen kid, graveyards are spooky enough for us old people without some punk trying to steal our purses!
I wasn't trying to steal your purse.
No? Well young man, how would you like to smoke an Optimo blunt rolled with the finest Medcino Greeno this town has to offer?
I'd like that very much.
I should have told you before, but I am expecting some sexual favors in return. I've taken the liberty of lacing that blunt with Ecstasy to make this easier for you.
Righteous.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Kevin?
Holy shit. This is just like UP.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Come out with us tonight! It'll be like old times.
No way. You guys are all assholes. Why do you think you haven't seen me in 4 years?
COME ON! We have changed! Seriously bro. We are all married with kids, not the asshole frat brothers that you remember.
You know, you guys made things really hard for me on college. Always cock blocking when I had a lady in my nest.
Bro. We are different! Come on, it'll be a real hoot.
YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE JIM! YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED AT ALL.

 

by meana_gina
3-31-10
Special Delivery from Mother Nature.
Bitch could have left me some tampons.

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