I guess aliens don't have hotmail on Uranus.

Author: meana_gina

Date: March 31, 2010

by meana_gina
3-31-10
You there. I come with important information.
Me?
Yes Human. Come close, I have travelled many space miles to give you information that will boggle your mind. Like 500,069,020,4985,860,930,839,039,403,928,103,958,372,919,472,937,493 space miles.
Holy shit. This is awesome.
Freddy Garcia is not a solid number 5. The only reason he got the job is because Ozzie is his father in law.
That's a lot of space miles to tell me some common sense stuff, bro.