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by metabad
5-09-04
Hello everyone who reads this stupid pointless piece of crap! I'm sure you wanna know whatever happened to the Darkpower and Angel storyline!
well...let's just say I'm too lazy to finish it off!
so..excpect a corny and dumb ending to a perfectly good storyline!
all: BOO! robo: Crap you! scientist: you stink! Rooster: Boo!

 

by metabad
5-09-04
Happy mothers day to all those mothers out there who work nonstop!
And to those who don't...but still are good mothers!
but to you other rude and lazy moms, AUGH! Forget you! None of you even give a *bleep* about your kids...ROT IN HELL

 

by metabad
5-09-04
Hello! My name is Dave! I will tell you how the storyline ends!
I gotta warn you, it's pretty crappy!
so anyways, Metabad tricked Angel & Darkpower to go to a bar with him! So Angel and Darkpower got drunk! When they woke up, they didn't remember what the crap they were doing to Metabad!

 

by metabad
5-09-04
I'd like to tell all of you guys another one of my baby memories! Good times!
Hello little kiddies my name is...
excuse me mister...can I call you Anuspoocrapfart?
hehehehehehehehehehehehe
sure you can! Wait...umm...er-uh-I mean no!
great! I'm gonna tell everyone in the school!

 

by metabad
5-09-04
so as punishment I had to go in a haunted house with three scares, and you won't believe what the last scare was!
I'll be watching you!
hello! Anybody there? Anybody-AAAAHHHH!
oogedie Boogedie!
Hey...HURRY UP!!! I need to kill AND scare people! You just need to haunt and scare people you luckey bum!
I AM A SKULL! And I'm white no matter where I am! BOO! Anyways let me scare the kid so I can go back on a sheet of paper!

 

by metabad
7-07-04
sup satan?
nuttin much MB
how's Angel...that...wierd...dog...demon...type thing
oh, Angels been on a lot of rampages, mistaking me for Santa...the usual
and don't tell Angel...but I stole a large bucket of money and tuna fish from Angel's room
Idiot, I can hear what he's saying...now to tell my mommy!

 

by metabad
7-07-04
itsa mea Mario, I'ma on another crappy adventure with saving peach...I don't know why I even bother anymore...
like even if I do marry peach, she's just gonna keep getting captured because of that fat ******* Bowser
by the way this is a flashback
GWARARARG! I've captured peach again Mario, now you have to get up offa your lazy ass and rescue her and kick the **** outta me!
so I just blew up the friggen castle and got thrown in jail
is that why you're in jail drinking a million beers a day?
...no it's because life sucks

 

by metabad
7-10-04
Ok Metabad, do NOT go in the time machine, I haven't finnished it yet, it can only go into the past...well...I'm off to use the washroom...see ya
heheh, sucker, I'm going in whether he likes it or not!
WOAH! Time travel is WHACK!
I'm gonna vaporize someone biggger than me!
there...that wasn't so tough...wait a minute...that...THAT'S ME!

 

by metabad
7-10-04
so..uhh...morphing dude, you're gonna die
why?
...
...
shut up
ok...stab me in the back, I've always wondered how it would feel!

 

by metabad
7-10-04
so...apparently this is what heavens like...
well, what did you think it would be like?
well, I thought...
later...
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE A SICK MIND! For that, this is your punishment
WAAAAAAHHHH!

 

by metabad
7-10-04
uhh, kid? Can you go somewhere else?
why?
I'm taking a poo
why?
I need to go, don't make me hack & slash you!
eek...

 

by metabad
7-10-04
hey, kid...what's your name?
uhh...Ben, why?
I just wanted to say Ben, your ice cream looks like poo!
screw you *******! Go home
uhh, you do know...that that kid is gonna become a murderer...right?
...ulp...

 

by metabad
8-25-04
ok...umm, who are you, and why do you look like me?
I'm actually you from the future
oh...
so...what do you wanna do?
uhh...go kill all humans? I watch futurama too much

 

by metabad
8-25-04
translation: ok, so we need to find metabad, right?
0k 50 w3 n33d 2 f1nd m3t4b4d
YES! AND I AM A SKULL!
translation: wait...where are we?
w31+...wh3r3 4r3 w3?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? I'M JUST A SKULL!
translation: man, we are so demented
m4n, w3 4r3 50 d3m3n+3d
WHAT WAS METABAD THINKING WHEN HE HIRED US?!?! ps: I'm still a skull

 

by metabad
8-25-04
ok, I wanna get back to earth, but the angels won't listen to me because of my sins...I wonder what would happen if I got killed again
woah, where am I?
well, aparently, you tried to kill yourself AGAIN so you're in the world of nothingness
well, umm, can you get me out of here?
only if you give me a backrub and let me burp in your face

 

by metabad
8-25-04
...and that's why you'll never be a devil-wait is that a nuke?!
nah, it's probably nothing
yeah, if it were a nuke, then the world would blow up as well, infact one time, I got my head caught in the dishwasher, and...

 

by metabad
8-29-04
hi, my name is scary, the halloween jack-a-lantern
ooh yipee!
Oh come ON! That piece of crap you call a jack a lantern is not scary, it's stupid! It deserves to be squashed up into little tiny pieces and get thrown in the fire!
...must..kill...guy who dissed my pumpkin
oh crap

 

by metabad
8-29-04
hi, I'm whacky, the christmas tree, and I will grant you one wish
WHAT?! You want that crap for a wish? I mean, I've heard stupid wishes, but yours has to be the most stupidest, If I wasn't a christmas tree, I'd
I wish the future version of me was back in his own time period
eep...Ok, Ok, I'll grant your stupid wish...just don't burn me!
grant my wish, or I shall burn you, and all of your family and friends

 

by metabad
9-04-04
look deeply into my pendant, yes, that's it, take a closer look! You are getting sleepy, VERY sleepy
when I snap my fingers you will find me a girlfriend and a million dollars
I...have...some...money....master
wait a minute, what are you trying to pull?

 

by metabad
9-23-04
night crawlers on in 5...4...3...2...1..
Okay night crawler, get it together, do NOT screw this up
ACTION!
okay, so a guy walks into a bar and
AGGGHHH! I'M DYING! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!!!???

 

by metabad
10-11-04
yo, I'm death
oh shit, am I gonna die?
hell yeah, unless...
unless what?
unless you go and get me some cocaine, I got addicted to that stuff in the seventies
umm...ok then

 

by metabad
11-07-04
gah! This place is too 3D, it's kinda scary
hey, shut up, no you shut up, why don't you both shut up? Huh?! HUH?!
that shut them up

 

by metabad
11-07-04
I AM A SKULL
...
OH COOL! I CAN BURN PEOPLE!

 

by metabad
11-07-04
we now go to your regularly scheduled program "Dave vs the SKULL"
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...
...
...
AHH!
ok, let me win and nobody gets hurt!

 

by metabad
1-07-05
hey, I'm running out of ideas....can you help me think of some?
umm....ok....sorry for wasting your time
NINJA!

 

by metabad
1-07-05
hey, do you have any suggestions for my comic?
well, I think you should make me in more!
and make me kick my arch nemesises ass! I can't stand that moron!
hey, I heared that! You're going down!
bring it on you stupid bastard!

 

by metabad
1-07-05
suggestions?
oh no you don't

 

by metabad
1-07-05
so...thirsty.....
that's better! Oh crap! Now I need to pee!

 

by metabad
1-07-05
hey, do you have any suggest...
...
nevermind, you suck
HEY! I do not!

 

by metabad
1-07-05
well...I guess it's the new year...
so...I'm gonna do my new years resolution right now!
muahahahaha! DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAAHAHAAHHAHA

 

by metabad
2-27-05
Hey Jesus, can I ask you something?
sure
how would you dying save all humans? I mean weren't humans already safe to begin with?
...
it was those romans, I hate them so much! Good thing I sent those barbarians to slaughter them! Muahahahahaha!!!!!

 

by metabad
2-27-05
Hmm...I wonder if there's anyone in the forest that can give me suggestions...
Hellllllllllllllooooooo?
Get oooooooooooout of my hoooooooooooooouse
AHH! SCARY KITTY MAN!

 

by metabad
2-27-05
OH LOOK KITTY! A tiiiiiiiime machiiiiiiine, now I can go back in time and ruuuuuuuuuuule the wooooooooooorld, come kitty!
MALFUNCTION! MALFUNCTION! TWO OBJECTS IN TIME MACHINE AT SAME TIME! BZZZZZZZT
weeeeel wooould ya looooook at thaaaaat?

 

by metabad
3-05-05
BLAH HAH HAH! AFTER BEING RESURECTED BY THAT PENCIL i WILL FINALLY DESTROY METABAD AND...
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?
I'm Darkpower, why?
YOU COPIED ME! YOU'RE NOW ON MY TO KILL LIST!
shut up or I'll eat your brain and spit it in a toilet!

 

by metabad
3-05-05
well...one of us is going to have to change our appearences...
...
...
I'm keeping mine
bu-but I want to keep my appearence
too bad loser!

 

by metabad
3-05-05
there! I've changed my appearence, are you @#$%&ing happy now?!
no
...
I wanted you to have a more embarassing appearence
5 minutes later...
I AM SO EMBARASED I COULD KILL MYSELF!!!
oh please, do so

 

by metabad
3-05-05
and that's the story of why I want to kill Darkpower
oh, ok, but I just have one question
why are you so embarassed about your new appearence?
I HAVE NO DANMED PANTS ON! WHAT DO YOU FREAKING THINK?????!!!!!!
ok metabad, just walk away

 

by metabad
3-05-05
this comic has been blacked out due
to metabad being lazy, he is really
lazy isn't he?

 

by metabad
3-05-05
hi, I'm Micheal Jackson, welcome to neverland, the paradise where I touch ki-I mean....where all your dreams come true!
AHH! SCARY MAN!
from right to left
teeel me abooooout it
*sigh* I'm so lonely

 

by metabad
3-05-05
WHY AM I ALONE?
invisible friend, do you know why I'm alone?
nope

 

by metabad
3-05-05
it's christmas!
no it's not

 

by metabad
3-05-05
I'm starting to realize why God put me on this Earth, so now I shall help the weak...or the strong....whoever needs it most
FASTER! FASTER! FASTER! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BY THE BEAK OF RA! Are you ok?
SFX: CRASH

 

by metabad
3-05-05
are you ok? Did I hurt you?!
I'm fine, it's jus that my hips hurt and...
hey wait a minute...
what?
YOU'RE NOT CRIPPLED!
HE'S FIGURED OUT MY SECRET! RUN AWAY!

 

by metabad
3-06-05
meanwhile, in one of Bowser's lairs
oooooooooh, come bowser, your untimely death has come!
no it hasn't
good point

 

by metabad
3-06-05
Angel! Take me to satan!
alright
satan, I want to know, what is my purpose in life?
nothing, no one has purposes anymore! That's only in games or shows! I mean, all everyone does is eat, sleep, watch movies, none of this purpose shit!
say, want to watch a movie?
sure

 

by metabad
3-06-05
ALIEN VS PRETADOR WAS AWESOME!
yes, I like alien
I like pretator
say that again and you will be burned!

 

by metabad
3-06-05
Say Angel, before I go, can you help me a little bit?
sure
man, playing this PS2 sure is fun
yeah, let's steal it!
little buddy!
AHH! I AM BURNING!

 

by metabad
3-06-05
wh-who's there? Don't come any closer!
boo
AHHHHHH! DEMON HELL!

 

by metabad
3-07-05
hey, I'm still not out of the land of nothingness! Death said he'd let me out, but I don't see that happening!
hmm, I wonder what would happen if I killed myself again
oh no you don't!
aww, come on!

 

by metabad
3-09-05
I wonder what life in the world of nothingness would be like if I stayed in this trash can
42 hours later
Hi, my name's Fred, but my friends call me Raison
8 months later
DON'T GO THERE FRIEND!

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