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itsa mea Mario, I'ma on another crappy adventure with saving peach...I don't know why I even bother anymore...
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like even if I do marry peach, she's just gonna keep getting captured because of that fat ******* Bowser
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| GWARARARG! I've captured peach again Mario, now you have to get up offa your lazy ass and rescue her and kick the **** outta me! | |
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so I just blew up the friggen castle and got thrown in jail
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| is that why you're in jail drinking a million beers a day? | |
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| ...no it's because life sucks | |
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