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by millergirl12
10-29-15
Holy Phagocytes!
Ghost! Who Invited The Spooks To The Party?
Its The Ticker -Tape Parade Revival!
Woopsie! Dignitaries,War Heroes and Fete Sports Teams!
Someone Called For "Sanitation Workers!"The Paper Ribbon & Confetti!

 

by millergirl12
10-31-15
I am here for the Bobbing For Apples Contest!
Wiguhooker! I asked the Grande Dragon to send me a Femme Fatale to accompany me to the dinner theater!
WIGURUBE! I just flew in on the coat tails of a very prominent buisnessman . It's alot to swallow, but I assure you I am your girl!
I don't recall a snaggle tooth hooker with a sleazy tattoo and a bad dye job to be part of the Political Party!
OH! this old get up is just my halloween costume. I am part of the Repertoire representing the Imbodiment Of Truth!
The "Bloomer Costume" suits you well.Afterall you did not invent the Bloomers!

 

Trex! We need an alibi for our whereabouts?
Tooms! We are at home reading our favorite propaganda manuel... "According To Simon"!
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by millergirl12
10-31-15
Trex! The strong arm of the law added a sleeper agent to our Drinkypoo!
Tooms! You know what they say polka in the rear of the club!
I went to temple today and had an Epiphany!
Pocahontas Is "Playful One."
Trex! I Can Play Tiddlywinks and You Can Play The Pied Piper!
Tooms! Stewardship Drinking Pool!

 

by millergirl12
11-01-15
Trex! The Bohemians sure know how to throw a party.I stayed up all night long Playing Poker!
Tooms! I fell asleep dreaming of a Shimmering Metropolis!
I Wonder Who Was The Hula Dancer and Sword Swallower?
That would be me Barry Fanning The Flames!

 

by millergirl12
11-01-15
Einstein!
Ezrah! My name is Gary, but if you want to call me Einstein be my guest.
Your brain was stolen for medical research and was taken home to use as a bartering chip!
I read in the bible "The Sound Of Sheer Silence."
The brain malfunction may be a medical breakthrough.Do you know who has a vested interest in The Smart Gun?
The House Of Representatives!

 

by millergirl12
11-02-15
Meanwhile before the operation...
I thought straight jackets were for mentally ill patients who are threat to themselves and to those around them!
Gary! This is a mild case of alopecia nothing a little operation can't fix.Have you ever heard of a hair transplant?
Scientist! I gave my proximity token to the young lady at the front desk.She said I am a perfect candidate for radio frequency identification.I am a bit confused.How did I end up in a morgue?
Office Duty
Where am I going to find a magazine clip specialist who has a hand in fingerprint Identity!
The draft zone would love to get there hands on one of these badboys!

 

by millergirl12
11-02-15
I wonder who gave me the suppository that changed the Course Of American History ?
I only asked for Prune Juice!
So your the asshole who wants to baste my chicken!
I Promise You It Won't Hurt!

 
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by millergirl12
11-02-15
The Law Of Attraction.

 

by millergirl12
11-03-15
Spankling!
Boorite!
Are you sure my colleagues will not find out about my heart on shorts ?
The shorts look great and besides the school faculty needs someone on the inside to write my psychological profile.
I need to find the best way to take a look at your Hardware?
Ready! Set! Go Go!

 

by millergirl12
11-03-15
Spankling!
Dragonxero!
Do you care to try my two finger Salute?
I see you are a Treasure Hunter!
My wife pawned our wedding ring to pay off her credit card Debt!
She cut off your vows to save a few bucks.Sounds like a Booby Trap!

 

by millergirl12
11-04-15
Timmy & Lucy
Lucy! Did You See The Bonnie & Clyde Documentary On American History ?
Timmy! The Headmaster Of "An Ode To Fun."
"Lawless Night"!
"Mischief Night"!

 

by millergirl12
11-06-15
The Morning After...
Spankling! Are you sure this isolation tank is going to lesson the effects of party hangover?
Boorite! We are going for the cure! "Repareringspils!"
Norwegian Waters...
Spanish Gold...
"Curarse La Cruda!" Meditation,Relaxation and Alternative Medicine is a full proof remedy.Who's Idea Was It To Drink The German Beer?
The Counter-Beer Addiction Network! "ein Konterbier trinken!"

 

by millergirl12
11-07-15
Wigurube!
Wiguboozer!
Old Man! I believe we were going to drink wine like the Romans?
Yeah! pass the gravy and biscuits! Depriving your brain of any outside stimuli makes me want to go outside and chop some Wood!
Is that some kind of Roman Helmet?
You can call it the Crown Royal!

 

by millergirl12
11-07-15
Butch! The Neuropsysiology course at the laboratory has opened my mind to new ideas.
Spankling! I didn't realize your alpha male qualities along with your taste for the Kinky would include some of the Best Looking Inked Men On The Planet!
How Do You Like My Neck Of The Woods?
For Your Information I Am The Axe Type Of Man!
What should I name the thesis for my Social Worker Application?
Strapping Lads & The Open Door Society!

 

by millergirl12
11-07-15
Do You Believe In Levitation?

 

by millergirl12
11-07-15
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System this is only a test! I don't write the news I only report the News!
Today's Theme Song Is "Kissing Boys In The Street"!
Mr. Spankling! How long have you been out of the closet?
Host! For As Long As Jesus Of Nazareth!
"Hair Of The Dog." Fan!
I would like to relinquish to you my Leather Straps & Bible Belt!

 

by millergirl12
11-08-15
Spankling! Did you try out the new phone application where you can find random people in the area to engage Street Fights.
Umfumdisi! Sounds Slang! Especially coming from a gender identity national crisis issue within the ranks of a Heavily Guarded Security Wall!
We should go at it for a few rounds and winner gets to head The Recreation Department!
What happened to the hot gymnastic coach who was leading the team division to the semi finals?
She gave me her best shot, but she was no match for my fastpitch and tongue twister!
I got one soft ball that says If your a chick with a dick then I will be a Worthy Opponet!

 

by millergirl12
11-08-15
Kimberly! I was expecting to see a Pass Rusher!
Coach! That will be First Down!

 

by millergirl12
11-08-15
All Hands On Deck...
Spankling! Let's get one thing straight. I am not attracted to any girl with ink up their sleeve claiming to be a swimsuit model!
Blonde! It's one thing for a girl having an inked sleeve, but to pretend to be a class act swimsuit model is what we call in the medical community Dillusional Detachment!
Barely Legal!
Borderline Personality Disorder!
Inked Men Are Crazy Sexy!
Blonde! It's Today's Double Standard!

 
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by millergirl12
11-08-15
Spankling! I took the dinghy boat out to go fishing and I swear I saw a Beautiful Mermaid.
Was she wearing a Swimsuit or Bikini?
My Napoleon Intinct would say swimsuit and my egotistical side would say bikini.
Dwarf! with a split personality!
Little Man!
Blonde!Hold Still! My fishing line is caught on your Starfish!

 

by millergirl12
11-08-15
Gary! The Lumberjack convention is down the hall.
Boss! The full beard is to show my appreciation for Football!
Gary! I won the clean shave bet!
Chen! You shouldn't take football so seriously.
Gary! How long do I have to keep my arm in this sling?My wife says no nookie until the end of Football Season!
Beard Essential!

 

by millergirl12
11-09-15
Spankling! I have a few more follow up questions to ask before I submit your thesis for review.Have you ever been a patient in a mental hospital?
No Sir!
Have you ever been a patient at a psychiatric ward?
No Sir!
Have you ever had suisidal thoughts or have wanted to inflict bodily harm to people or animals?
No Sir!

 

by millergirl12
11-09-15
I think that wraps it up for the day!
Dave! Why Would The Jury Screening Committee send a cop dressed in camouflage who looks like he is heading off to combat to ask me final jeapardy?Isn't that conflict of Interest?
Oh! I am not a cop! I am The Mock Test Recruit.Judging by your outfit your the only one in this Courtroom Of Sound Mind!
Wrap sheets sure are a tricky subject!
Spankling! I see you met Episcopalian Dave.He escaped from the insane asylum years ago.Rather than keeping him in a padded cell.We keep him here at the precinct to serve us Refreshments!
CAPTAIN! Thanks for giving me a tour of the prison.Is there a holding tank for me my buddies? We Like To Play Cribbage On Friday Nights!

 

Living Dead
by millergirl12, 11-09-15

 

by millergirl12
11-09-15
The English assignment is to write a short story about our ancestry.In third person!
As an observer looking into your DNA .
GEEK!
BLUE!
This lineage report says my Great! Great! Great!Grandfather Warrior Chief Olaf is Sweden!
That explains why I Love Swedish Meatballs!

 

by millergirl12
11-10-15
Today class we are going to talk about guided imagery and how the mind can turn a bad day into a good day!
Now close your eyes and tell me what you see with your minds eye!
I see lots of acorns on the ground meaning we are going to have a very cold winter and lots of autumn leaves that are going to be a bitch for all to clean up!
Did I mention I am from Brazil and was born in "Rio de Janeiro." The beaches are topless and the girls wear String Bikinis!
That explains why I Love Brazil Nuts!

 

by millergirl12
11-10-15
Today class we have two very important guests who have just Returned From Outer Space.They are here today to tell their story!
Terrific! I just want to eat my apple in silence!
I want to thank the American Astronaut's for sharing their "Cave Man Primal Performance Chicken Jerky" with me. I especially love The Spicy BBQ Flavor! Who wants to join our Coalition?
I want to thank the Russian Cosmonaut's for not shipping us off to Exile In Siberia !
That explains why I Love Russian Tea Cookies!

 

by millergirl12
11-10-15
Jesus! "Herban Cowboy" Cologne is sweatshop free,vegan,cruelty free, and comes in recycling packaging!
Jenni, You have exquisite taste and it looks like you have done your homework. I am going to have to stock up on "Wild" Deodorant Maximum Protection!
Boys! That is how you get the Girls!
"Del Mar"! That is a Thoroughbred Horse Race Track.
I wonder if she is Sporting Cheekies?

 

by millergirl12
11-11-15
Class! I would like to introduce myself.My name is Delmar and I am your new History Teacher!
Yipp Ki Yay! What could this guy possibly say that I don't already know?
Today Is Veteran's Day! We will be giving homage to one of the greatest military leaders who has ever set foot on the battlefield.Your computer screen should be highlighting the Man Of The Hour!
Today is General George S.Patton Jr.(1885) Birthday.His nickname was "Old- Blood- and- Guts."
Yes! and he was of Scotish,Irish,and English Decent.He was also an avid reader.He enjoyed reading the exploits of Julius Ceaser,Joan Of Arc,Napoleon Bonaparte, and Scipio Africanus!
"Master Of The Sword" Skilled in Running and Fencing! He was also a devoted Horseback Rider!

 

by millergirl12
11-11-15
28!Are you ready to be transported to Military History!
Blue! Assimilation Module Ready! 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 Blast Off!

 

by millergirl12
11-11-15
Class! I would like to say the genealogy reports are excellent.We learned about our forefathers and we have a better understanding of who we are and where we are going.
Fuck! I thought an apple a day would keep the doctor away!
I have one constructive criticism to bring to the chalk board.There has been thousands of reader complaints about grammatical error & spelling Needs Improvement!
Gnome!We Only Have Two Followers! The readers must be on Stealth Settings!
Economic Growth
Evil#! That is what we call in modern day technology Silent Partners!
Finally! I can see clearly...Sort of similar to the Reefa,Chronic,and Ganja Institute Of America!

 

Spelling Bee's Selfie
by millergirl12, 11-11-15

 

by millergirl12
11-13-15
Granny! This is a fertility clinic.The geriatric ward is around the block.Hey! come to think of it shouldn't you be in the Hysterectomy Hospital?
Docbill! That's what I was thinking,but I still get my bloody rag every month like Clockwork!
Your Cursed! I have heard of old ladies like you who can balance a fish bowl on their head and who carry the Longevity Gene.
Biologically Speaking!
Give or take a few chromosomes.I am feeling pretty Optimistic!

 

Dwarf!
Gnome!
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11-13-15

 

by millergirl12
11-13-15
Capstone

 

by millergirl12
11-13-15
Granny Gerontophilia!
Captain! It's called The Full Frottage sort of like the full Monty!
Yeah! I'LL SAY This Gentlemen's Python is almost down to his knees!
Yes! Weak in my knees just thinking of what kind of man would send an old Fuddy Duddy such a provocative picture!
Hey! This badmamajamma! wants you to sext him a picture of you not wearing any granny panty's.
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by millergirl12
11-14-15
Ra!
Ra!
Sis Boom Bah!
Cock! Cock! and more Cock!
The farmers daughter always knows how to get The Job Done!

 
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by millergirl12
11-14-15
Kimberly! Where have you been? Your dinner is getting cold and you missed your piano lesson!
Dad! I was taken in a VAN by a dozen masked men to a black tie affair.I find it odd only one man was wearing a red tie.Anyway they wanted me to give them the name of Daddy Warbucks!
Chuck!Sorority Sisters know how to Eat Caviar!
I haven't seen a wine locker raided like that since our Tour Overseas!
Kimberly Darling! You have been watching too many Action Adventures! Mom made your favorite dessert Peach Cobbler!!
Naturally I told the Lizard that you are My Daddy!

 

by millergirl12
11-14-15
Martha! I think we should increase Kimberly Allowance!
To think... I paid that asian guy five dollars to back up my story!

 

by millergirl12
11-14-15
Isis!
Whodunit?

 
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by millergirl12
11-15-15
I compare these numbers with the cross references and I should be able to put a lid on this case!
How many phone calls have you made on the throw away phone?
Keddar! According to phone records the phone carrier is holding everyone over a barrel!
Tap Into The Higher Frequency!

 
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by millergirl12
11-15-15
Yo Mama!
Pimp!Your going to blow my cover I am on a stakeout!!
Yo! I can clean up your act and promise you a very lucrative future!
I am wearing a wig disguise you idiot!
I know a thumb sucker when I see one.I save the pacifiers for the police patrol!
Can you call my welfare case worker and tell her I won't be coming in today!

 

Tight End!
Wide Reciever!
by millergirl12, 11-15-15

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