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by mindless_ranter
10-20-02
im so FUCKING bored...
I'm so bored. I've decided to share my worthless bordeom of everlasting pitty with you all.
my room smells like captain crunch...
Other than work, these past few days have been complete SHIT! It's like... for one moment of eternal greatness to be delivered apon you
EBOLA WARRIORS! UNITE!
thanks to the U.S. postal service it costs a stamp of your happiness for the rest of the year... FUCK I'm hungry... Just... nonsense. NONSENSE

 

by mindless_ranter
10-20-02
deucepm rox0rz!
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Keep up the good work!
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I am da fan what knows not for my licking!
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Someone went fickle on steven.

 

by mindless_ranter
10-20-02
Why's he wearing such nice clothing?
Ahh, so thats what happens in water deep... oh huh?
He's gone nutz
Oh Hey everyone! Thanks for tunning in! Welcome to "Dead Journal time with Steven"
Jenn denied me freshmaker
You see, I plan on writing every so often if i can't think of a funny strip to make.
So I'll just be using this to enlighten you on my life, etc. So yeah, she emailed me and im cured now good bye!

 

by mindless_ranter
10-21-02
And the blonde says: "I don't know"
Yeah, I've been to Germany and France... I went to france to go to smurf park.
Wow thats pretty cool Stevo.
This ones for you Danielle!
Have you been to any foreign countries?
Uhh, I've been to canada!
meow
.....So have you been to any foriegn countries?
....No....

 

by mindless_ranter
10-23-02
I'd look at things so differently.
I love how women are fickle, its so cuuuuuute!
Yeah, it is... teeheee
I'm glad Im not a fruit.
AH FUCK! WHO AM I KIDDING?! BLAAAAAAAARGH!

 

by mindless_ranter
10-23-02
I apologize for this strip.
Yeah I love greg.
Wow, thanks for being so considerate and rubing it in my face.
I apologize for this strip.
Your ex likes me more than you.
I don't care about you or Mari.
I apologize for this strip.
I shouldn't go looking for it. It'll come to me. Yes... sure it will.... fuck
Why can't I get a girlfriend?! WHEN GOD WHEN!?

 

by mindless_ranter
10-24-02
I'm sorry but thats just FUCKING stupid

 

by mindless_ranter
10-24-02
hello everyone, if you'd you like to see tonights strip(s)
then please look at
im scared
motts comics. Me and him wrote about 3 of them tonight based on the movie "the ring"....

 

by mindless_ranter
10-26-02
1. in the mirrow
This shirt and tie looks good.
3.
Ready?
Yeah, I guess..
2. in the mirror
I really need a woman's opinion on these. geez last time i was here they DRESSED ME!!!!

 

by mindless_ranter
10-28-02
Somewhere in a pizza hut!
You like my pretty boxes?
They're not pretty... they're just pizza boxes.
our hero has conflicts.
Shhh, they'll hear you.
Are you smoking something?
in movies.
heheh, no.......... well maybe the cardboard! teehee
This job is great but its slowly slipping into the 'school' category.....

 

by mindless_ranter
11-01-02
No more corn mazes....
Wow, that corn maze sure took longer than an hour.
Yeah, it was pretty crappy once we knew to look for stumps with numbers on them...
Till next year...
Or the fact it was cleverly made into cocentric circles and psychological placement of lamp posts.
Or maybe the fact it was just stupid.
None of thoes 4th o' july ones either
You didn't have fun?
Does it look like I had fun?

 

by mindless_ranter
11-02-02
I never thought this place updated.
Hey Steve... you look different...
Yeah, new props to use!
Now im no longer a stick figure
Sooooo...... whats up?
Eh, just trying to eat, watch spider-man on dvd, this Kevin Smith Interview and Neverwinter Nights...
I need food
Sounds like your busy....
Yessir, im a busy-bee!

 

by mindless_ranter
11-03-02
its sam... sam!... SAM.
Hey i read your comics.
Really what'd you think of them?
She wants to be called SAM
They're all really good..
You hated them didn't you!? DIDN'T YOU!!!!
I was lost in a corn maze for 2hours once.
Ohh, well yeah.... I'm sorry you just have no talent Stevo.
I hate my life!!!!! waaaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!

 

by mindless_ranter
11-03-02
Yeah, so about that AIM
*sobing*
I was just kidding Stevo.
She made me re do this one. She said i was lying.
You... you mean you liked them?
Of course they're great.....
Mean while in the creators bedroom where all the magic happens.... wheeee
Yeah, I've got a hofilion new ideas to do..... hmm maybe I should kill kyle finally.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-05-02
Somewhere not in a pizza hut
(typing) God thats so stupid!
a baby is born!
(typing) That birds of prey tv series is completly retarded.
I think I used that joke before. I had this great line for an opening narration FUCK I forgot it.
She's the daughter of Batman and Catwoman. Neither of them had super powers. WHERE THE FUCK DOES SHE GET HERS?!

 

by mindless_ranter
11-10-02
I haven't made one in a while.
I think I'm going bald.
StripCreator's being kinda slow...
naaaah, I just have a 'high' hair line.
Im gonna dye my hair auburn
But my hair is really thin.... Fuck hair.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-10-02
WOW Looks like my comics aren't dead
Hey Greg, how come you haven't done any strips lately?
Umm, It's kinda embarassing.....
Do you need that?
What is it? I can handle it.
I have writers block....
Why?
HAHA! I knew it!...
Jerk, I'm gonna cry in the fetal position now.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-10-02
1) Hey kids 4)THIRSTY?! 7) THEN TRY OUR NEW LINE OF 3rd Reich FRUUIT PUNCH!
2) huh? 5) YEAH!
3) aruu? 6) YUP!!
10) Good thing you do, We have great flavors too! Strawberry Apocalypse, BLUBERRY HOMICIDE, LEMON MASACRE AND WATERMELLON ONSLAUGHT! AND MANY MORE!
8)HOLY SHIT FUCK ASS COCK!
9) I WANT SOME!!!
12) SIMPLE!!! ANYTHING I TELL YOU TOO! PUNCH NUNS! SELL YOUR FRIENDS ON EBAY! EAT FETUS' AND JERK OFF AN ELAPHANT!
11) How do I get some? 13) OK!!!!!!!
14) uhhh... I I'm not thirsty anymore.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-13-02
Someday's later after Kyle loses the fight with Greg... Who'da though?
So he's finally gone.
Yeah...
I know, I was too lazy to carry it out
Y'know, with him being dead we can't make fun of him anymore.
Sure...
But, hey, thats what you get for not planning out your strips.
Do you have something in mind?
No not really, I just hope we find soemthing new to make fun of.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-13-02
*You have lost the lead* FUCK!
*You have taken the lead* Like taking candy from a baby! *you have lost the lead* GODDAMNIT
*You have taken the lead* I ownz0r with my 1337 skillz, I shall take all you bitches on! *You have lost the lead* DAMNIT!
*You have taken the lead* yeah thats what I thought! *you have lost the lead* FUCK! I ENED SOEMTHING TO DRINK!
*you have taken the-...... you have lost the lead* WHAT THE FUCK!?
*You have taken the lead* Yep that 3rd reich fruit punch sure helps you ownz0r bitches!!!

 

by mindless_ranter
11-13-02
BEST STRIP EVER!!!!!!
I apologize for all the typos in my previous strip. I shall now commit suicide!

 

by mindless_ranter
11-18-02
Kayle's a
hey you dumb fuck!
eh? me no comprende¿
FUCKING
Don't pull that shit on me, i'm gonna fuck you up
JUST SHHH!
IDIOT!
This will not be the end
Phew, that bought me some time... I hope he leaves soon, im about ready to PISS MYSELF

 

by mindless_ranter
11-19-02
Only
Back to normal again?
Yeah... cause everyones using my new shit for some guy named Brian...
Kerri and Greg
Hey... know what your comic needs?... squirels!
Yeah thats exactly what I don't need.
Can do Squirel's becuase Greg's squirell is suicidal encouraging
Why? Are you fucking stupid? Its the coolest thing to do now. Suirels are the stripcreator trend now. Kerri is the original one. Come on do a strip about squriel's then we can go drink pesticides.
That does sound considerable.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-19-02
thoes though bubbles are what they were thinking when he had them be silent
BEER!
TITTIES!
Caution: What you are about to see is the recreation of an idiots 'work'. Be careful, it could cause blindness, impetincy, sterilization, cancer and in some rare cases, EBOLA
What was he thinking?
God, he's such a fucking loser. Thank god he's paying us to do this strip.
if you'd like to see some fuckheads work check out StormHammer
See ya
Later

 

by mindless_ranter
11-20-02
If you don't know what
CHECK IT OUT! I got Skeletor the other day!
You're gay aren't you?
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
No, Im just buying back my childhood!
Oh...
is then you're a fucking retard
Yeah, Im gonna buy Panthor as well... and battle cat and trap jaw and triklops and(keeps talking)
*sniff* asshole, i wish I had a childhood....)

 

by mindless_ranter
11-21-02
As the world grows more cold and cruel, Stevo and his gang leave earth in search of happiness.
Blast off!!!
WHOOOOOOOOSH!
They travel the galaxy, over HIS depression and their miseries.
On the spaceship
This is so awesome that Steve brought us along, Now we can be together without your parents.
Stevo's the greatest.

 

by mindless_ranter
11-21-02
On This ship we have our Captain: Stevo!
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
At least I get the box to myself!
And Our already introduced love birds, Greg and Kerri
......Hey
HI!
Our Fellowship continues with Clinton and Samantha
Hey Everyone!
Not enough single white chicks on ship...

 

by mindless_ranter
11-21-02
I think thats everyone... of and theres, Kale.. Yeah, Kerri insisted he came... Greg'll kill him later
I like dressing up as a woman.
Yeah... and thats about it...... huh?
WHAT THE FUCK!? How'd they get on bored... Brian and Cierra everyone.... Now I really wish I hadn't came along
uhh, Kale brought us...
OH THIS IS SO ROMANTIC! I get to go with my bf till the end reaches of space!...

 

by mindless_ranter
12-02-02
Hey look! Its Kerri!
Fucking Stevo!
Hey look! Its... a peacock?
MEEYOOOOOW!(Fucking Stevo!)
Its... Brian.... WHO CARES!
FUCKING STEVO!
Hey shut the fuck up brian or I'll gut you like a fish and wear your face like a mask as I do my cookie dance!

 

by mindless_ranter
12-15-02
I don't think they're watching us anymore Greg...
Yeah... I know what you mean
what should we do?...
Well since this was out of your own laziness, i guess... hmmm...
Kids, if you'd like the comics to come back, pelase ask... otherwise this could be the end!!!!
Is anyone watching anymore?
I don't... know...

 

by mindless_ranter
12-19-02
I
Theres nothing here... No one reads these anymore... out of my own laziness to them.
AM
My life is chaning, a sucky change...
WORTHLESS
No one's hanging out with me... No one wants to hang out with me...

 

by mindless_ranter
1-01-03
I can't believe
Happy... new year guys...
There are people with more comics than me on strip creator.
Jeez.... wish I had some company...
FUCKING IMAGINARY FRIENDS!
BUT I BET NO ONE ELSE DID A FUCKING COMIC ON NEW YEARS DAY!
thats because they had family to be with or... something

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