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Pass me a Kleenex...
You got George Romero for a patron...who do we got, eh? Serial killers get shit...we get shit and they wonder why us fuckers got issues!
Blah...every fucker these days has a hard luck story..go call your therapist, dude..what the hell...go kill your therapist..tell em your dog told ya to!
by moogwa, 4-15-06

 

by moogwa
6-24-06
Sweeties anyone?
*grunt.....drool....gasp!
Ewww....i am so not doing that....keep your candy, letchy old dude.
I got a pony....want a ride??
Go ride yo self, papa porn smurf
All perverted and no one to bone
I only wanted to be...close to someone..*sniff*

 

Addiction 101
yahhh...and so...you like insert the needle there and it's like wow...utopia, man!
Yahhh....cool...i think i'll stick to blowing guys for rides, thanks
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

Spoken Words of Pointless Plastic Dismay
I...so....depressed....life.....teenager.....nobody understands me....wail...emo....blah....can i be fed to the zombies now? Cool!
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

We Need More Tape!
??
Don't gimme that shit about persecution...i fed the fuckers and then they went and did this....pah!
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

No shit!
Is it "Don't shit on your girl" or "Don't make shit out of your girl?" Arggh, dating so sucks.
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

Promises, promises
If one more asshole tells me i look like the witch from Evil Dead 2, i will scream...i really will.. because Sam promised me a part in Spiderman as the love interest!
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

yeah...so...lemme see....you were the unknown crewman on every episode and i am nailed to this....HELLO?
such a bitch.....no need for the drama, really
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

Captain's Blog
So...you...are like....a...serial killer....must enter new lifeform....Captain's log...star...date
Mmmph....you...are...such....a PO...FACED..PRICK!
by moogwa, 6-24-06

 

by moogwa
9-26-10
Monday Morning!
..and she was like "It's not that small..." but i knew she was mocking me!
Whaaaaateverrr
I tried, I did, i tried....but y'know I have rejection issues and so now she has breathing issues!
So not in the mood for this...where's my latte?
I need a new girlfriend...a living one but hey..beggars can't be choosers!
You'll do just fine, Jay!

 

by moogwa
9-26-10
These cold, hard streets..
Can't get away with feckall thanks to asswipes like do-gooder Gil Grissom *sigh*
What the...?
I can tell you're not a people person, am I right?
pretty much...

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