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by qwertypod
7-16-03
You know what Newgrounds?
I'm getting sick and tired of those damn double post errors!
ARRRRGGGGHHHH! I hate 'em!

 

by qwertypod
7-16-03
You know what Newgrounds?
I'm getting sick and tired of those damn double post errors!
ARRRRGGGGHHHH! I hate 'em!

 

by qwertypod
7-16-03
You know what Newgrounds?
I'm getting sick and tired of those damn double post errors!
ARRRRGGGGHHHH! I hate 'em!

 

by qwertypod
7-16-03
Ang God said to thy, " Thou shalt count to 5, no less, no more. Thou shalt not count to 6 and 2 is completely out of the picture. Though shall count to 5 and only 5 shall though count to
I hear yah brother! Amen! I'm feelin' it, bro!
There are no blacks allowed in here! Kill him!

 

by qwertypod
7-19-03
I hate you! You're such a terrible mother! If I were a mom I wouldn't treat my kids like thi...
Shhh, Mommy's trying to rest!
She is such a cliche' teenager...

 

by qwertypod
7-19-03
So your here for your physical, right? I'm gonna need to take a look down belo...
I can do it myself, thank you very much!
*cough*
*cough* Oh yeah *cough* Mmmm *cough* I like it...

 

by qwertypod
7-20-03
You know what I hate? Big companies! They don't see people anymore, they just see wallets with arms
So what?
I don't see pool boys anymore, I just see affairs with dicks

 

by qwertypod
7-20-03
Yay! Now I can do what I've always wanted to do: jump off a plane without a parachute!
Weee! Now I must drink some RedBull to land safely
Damn

 

by qwertypod
7-26-03
You're just a stupid virgin
No I'm not!
Oh yah? Then, do it
Do what?
I arrest my case

 

by qwertypod
7-26-03
General Lor, I know you're kind of, well, battlefield minded...
But you have to remember: we are sending you on a PEACE talk
Don't worry Cap'n, I'll peace talk those little fuckers to death

 

by qwertypod
7-26-03
You make me sick maggot! Get out there and shoot em up!
You know General, back home we used to flush things like you down the toilet!
Didn't that make your dad lonely?

 

by qwertypod
7-26-03
Hey soldier! Can you write a letter to my wife for me? I don't know how
No problem
Thanks. Just write what I say
Dear Two Timing Slut...

 

by qwertypod
7-26-03
I'm supplying your squad with a combo of white and black guys
You think you're gonna have any racist problems?
Not as long as everyone has a gun

 

by qwertypod
7-27-03
Let's eat hotdogs
We don't have any
Oh don't worry, I know how to make my own
Okay...
5 Minutes Later
Ohhh Spiiiike! Where are ya boy?

 

by qwertypod
8-02-03
You know, I saw you looking at that girl's breasts
What? Can't I enjoy the fruits of nature?
No
Just the freaks, right?

 

by qwertypod
8-02-03
Anyway, I don't see what is so bad about me looking at other women
It's perfectly natural you know
She was three years old John

 

by qwertypod
8-02-03
What a cute baby! Just look at thos...
* stubs toe * Son of a bitch!
I know

 

by qwertypod
8-03-03
Dad: You're grounded. Go to you're room for an hour
Me: But I...
Dad: 2 hours
Me: You can't...
Dad: The whole day

 

by qwertypod
8-09-03
I'm a brat? Oh yeah? Well I'm leaving this stupid house and I'm going to go live with my rebelious girlfriend!
Is that so? I guess I'm going to have to tell that girlfriend of yours how, during potty training, you took a particular liking to the "shaking" part
...I love you

 

by qwertypod
8-09-03
My mom is a stupid cunt
Please note that this is not suposed to be a funny comic. It's more like a "Batman" sort of comic
In fact, my mom is " Wonder Cunt"

 

by qwertypod
8-09-03
Surveys show that 92% of American gays are adults
That is completely untrue. It's just that its hard to tell if a child is gay
When a child is asked if he is wearing lipstick he can just say it's cherry lollipop

 

by qwertypod
8-09-03
And next time on TexasJustice...
A court show for Texas!? There's no justice in texas anyways
If you're white you get you're last dinner then you get to go home. If you're black you go to prison for life
And if you're retarded they tell you the electric chair is Santa's lap

 

by qwertypod
8-09-03
I would hate to be a parent
Why is that?
Well, I would have to change diapers and do nasty stuff
Like hold my son's balls when he pisses
I love that part...

 

by qwertypod
8-10-03
I've got the perfect idea for a Progressive Auto Insurance commercial
The guy buys a hor, but then he say," Wait."
"Before we start I just want to see your prices, and the prices of some of your competitors."

 

by qwertypod
8-10-03
I have State Farm Insurance
They keep sending me Jello
They said it was vital for maintaining their "good neighbor" image

 

by qwertypod
8-10-03
I tried that whole 10-10-987 deal
It really is cheap
It's only that it takes twenty minutes to type, so by then you owe them a fortune

 

by qwertypod
8-19-03
I came here about that "Lost Dog Poster" you had put up on that pole
I found your dog
You did!? Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!
...I would hug you, but I might get lost in your belly button

 

by qwertypod
8-19-03
Waiter! Check please!
No, it's okay. I'll pay.
Lenny, you diet, not to lose weight, but to save money. I'll pay

 

by qwertypod
8-19-03
I went to my first fair recently. I never knew that so many stereotypical people could be in the same place at the same time
I saw a fat guy holding a bucket of KFC, a redneck with a red neck. It was crazy, I mean, black guys were jumping over me left and right
I also saw some dyslexic gay man who must have thought that the sign said "Cher" instead of "Fair"

 

by qwertypod
12-13-03
Eh-mmmph
WADE EATZ BUCKETS!!1!
* clap clap clap clap*

 

by qwertypod
7-14-06
FUCK FUCK


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FUCK FUCK FUCK
No, you're right. It's crazy.
I mean, seriously... how the hell do birds reproduce?


Butyah, I'll just have an omelete. Thanks

 

by qwertypod
7-15-06
Mission San Juan Bautista
Objective:
Suck ass.

 

by qwertypod
7-18-06
CLAMS!
WHERE IS MY SPADE
HURRY

 

by qwertypod
7-18-06
WAIT MOVE
COME ON
NO I CANT WHAT IS HE DOING

 

by qwertypod
7-18-06
All I'm saying man is that, in this universe, we are all one. You. Me. That trampoline. We are all the same
No dude. That trampoline is certainly not me
No! It is! Watch.
Later
OH SHIT
OH SHIT

 

by qwertypod
7-18-06
I just don't understand existence. I mean, are we all just little peices of nothing doing not anythin--
*THOOP*
Oh fuck! I totally just caught air

 

by qwertypod
7-18-06
Mountain climbing!
No, I'd prefer if it wasn't
What, why? Mountain climbing is the most daring practice around!
It simply does not work for the XGames. When I think mountain climbing I think short shorts and mushrooms. I majored in business so...
*SFFFFFFPHHH* *PPSFFHHHH*

 

by qwertypod
7-18-06
Where are you?
CAN YOU SEE ME
EEEEEEEE CAN YOU
Oh yah! You're right up there!
NO I CANT

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
WHY, THESE ARENT CLAMS AT ALL
I FOUND YOUR POG COLLECTION HONEY
WHAT! METALLICA SLAMMER!

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
*RING*
CAN YOU GET THAT
Did you say you found my pogs?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Hello Jimenez residence! I am just calling to inform you that this limited offer--
I THINK ITS YOUR GRANDPA. HURRY

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
Ew, I don't like this
You're eating raw pork
This isn't the Pepsi Challenge! I know what I'm eating!
Didn't you say you were going to go get Triscuits?
*num num num*
Stop eating that!

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
This butter is soft! Easy to spread
A little TOO easy to spread
I find that when butter possesses this sort of creamy consistency it resembles margarine far too much. It thus ruins my appetite!
I like to put alot alot of sugar in my coffee
No, that's disgusting

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
READY OR NOT HERE I COME
DUDE! YOURE RIGHT THERE
OKAY LIKE I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE. I JUST CANT GET PAST YOUR BUSH FORT. YOURE TOTALLY IT

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
OH NO! The confetti monster!
Hah! Is that some sort of synonym for party animal?
NO WAY DUDE! It's the giant, limb-tearing antonym of such a thing!
GRRAGGGHHGGG
Okay, so I don't understand. Is that you in the air or is that the confetti monstAHHHHHH *NO LIMBS*

 

by qwertypod
7-19-06
Pincheabuelo
EVER SINCE YOU GOT BACK FROM MARDI GRAS EVERYTHING IS PINCHE PINCHE PINCHE
WELL I WONT HAVE IT
Pinche
LOL

 

by qwertypod
7-20-06
You want to dip that toast in that yolk, I know you do
Do it!
But wait! What if there is too much yolk and you run out of toast? What if there is too much toast and you run out of yolk? That's why you need to purchase my perfectly parallel toast/yolk packs!
What? Where is George Foreman? You said I could meet him
No, I told you that deal was off. Do you want the string-cheese or not?
Man... I love that guy! SET IT AND FORGET IT! Haha

 

by qwertypod
7-20-06
Dude. I'm telling you, Charlie Brown, this isn't just any old NES controller
Of course it is! You got it at a flea market for 25 cents. And stop calling me Charlie Brown
No on all fronts! Just watch. I know this code that will make all the chicks naked on GTA
What you... whatever. Hit any buttons you'd lik-- *FLOOP*
Wasn't this in a movie?
You can't even see their nipples, man. Weak

 

by qwertypod
7-20-06
I am the ground
Sky here
We are fixed eternally. Forever in a loving bond of green and blue
Our contrast only brings us closer. Definitive lines just barely divert our great lust for each other. We would otherwis--
Did we say you could paint us, man in khaki short shorts and Flowers of Yosemite t-shirt?
Take your wine, mushrooms, and opinions elsewhere

 

by qwertypod
7-20-06
Okay... so I don't exactly understand the premise of jigclipart.com. Is it that the clipart is made by working class Mexicans or depicts working class Mexicans?
Depicts of course!
Haha, look at that sweet Powerpoint. Rigoberto totally checker-swipes in
I know!
Meanwhile, on the internet:
This website has been blocked by CompProtectâ„¢. If you wish to view jigclipart.com please sign in
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT IN THERE

 

by qwertypod
7-20-06
*POOD POOD POOD*
HONEY CAN YOU GET THAT
*POOD POOD POOD*
CAN YOU GET IT DEFINATELY GET IT
JUST KIDDING. ITS STILL ALL LIKE MAD MAX OUT HERE. WATCH OUT FOR THE SANDWORMS

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