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by sassy_emu
3-07-03
Dreamgrass and Jj'orikv disscus their hobbies...
so how do like being an alien jj'orikv?
it's a living... and i prefer the term galactically dissimilar...
well, it sounds very cool.
and what about you? how do u like being an earthling?
it depends. sometimes im in a good mood *cough*stoned*cough* and it doesnt seem so bad. but the ultimate low point is when im watching Anna Nicole. i just get so depressed...
who's that?

 

by sassy_emu
3-07-03
lauren does not like boredom boy...
hey, listen. could u, like, go away?
o come on! we're just getting started! im gonna turn that frown upside-down!
bite me boredom boy.
hey now, thats not the way to get rid of that boredom....
well, we know how this is gonna end...
youre right. i need to kill something... but what to kill? o theres a fine looking specimen to add to my collection... come here, you.
huh?

 

by sassy_emu
3-07-03
One day as Dreamgrass was meditating in the field...
hey. im dreamgrass.
AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!
chill out man, im not gonna hurt u.
o sorry. i thought u were a hippie. my name is sniffle by the way. sniffle the clown.
....um. man, i AM a hippie.
WHAT?! AHHHH! AHHHH!

 

by sassy_emu
3-07-03
Dreamgrass and Sniffle discuss their hobbies...
dude. y do fear me?
AHHHH! AHHHH! HIPPIES ATE MY BROTHER!
hey, man. im not gonna eat you. i promise.
we had a double act. we would juggle flaming bowling pins back and forth...
groovy.
then one day a group of hippies came up to us looking for something to light their joint with... but when my brother said that he wouldnt help them do something illegal...

 

by sassy_emu
3-07-03
One day as Dreamgrass was meditating in the field...
o look a monkey. how did u get here, monkey?
hi im tango. and to answer your question, i drove here.
wow. u can talk? groovy, man.
yes, i can also drive, in case u werent listening.
they have those....?
u could make big bucks in a side show u know...
thats disgusting. how horrible of u to suggest i sell myself to a circus of flea-carrying, penny-pinching amateurs.

 

by sassy_emu
3-07-03
Dreamgrass and Tango discuss their hobbies...
....so... how's monkey life?
im too busy singing to put anybody down...
that was gay...
but obviously your not...
thats was low...
i've had just about enough of u...

 

by sassy_emu
3-20-03
Just on that day...
eef yoo hafoo tudee releejon you ka juss ree dee byboe en yoo wir see! u wir apass du corse! reeree!
will u leave me alone?
u live korea? i live korea!
this is "reeree" not funny any more...
Seriously now, y does this kinda thing keep happening me?
why doo dey haf oo make soa mush noihhse? i adone like it beieng louw!?
ok. i give up. what r u saying?

 

by sassy_emu
3-20-03
yawn... bored today. my head hurts...
*arrrgh* im not scared of a little fly....
the pirate isnt smart.
flies are vegetarians anyway... just cuz its big doesnt mean its gonna eat me *arrrgh*...
teehee he squased him like fly... what cheap joke... man that was lame..
but its not like im not going to avenge my people...

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