All comics by seanator

 

by seanator
7-10-08
One fine day...
So I say to him "These here cattle aint gonna lasso themselves!"
haha
what the fuck are you talking about?

 

by seanator
7-15-08
One fine day...
I am flesh and bone
I am pink AND invisible
I am the son of God
I am the only god, a unicorn god
You're religion is lies
okay... tie game!

 

by seanator
7-19-08
One fine day...
The Holocaust was a terrible, horrid time.
But it was harder for some of us...
1939...
Oh what the hell is this shit? My car is fucking coated in ashes! I just washed it!
I just KNOW those fucking JEWS are behind this!

 

by seanator
7-21-08
One fine day...
Why if it isn't one of New York's finest!
Why thank you!
Were you there at ground zero?
Why yes I was! It was especially personal for me though, my brother worked in tower 2. Unfortunately, I couldnt get there in time.
I know what you mean, one day, I smoked like, a ton of purple kush and forgot to pick my brother up from school. My mom was mad pissed.

 
by seanator, 7-22-08

 

One fine day...
I never see anyone actually play here. How does this place make money?
Michael J. Fox keeps tilting the pinball machine, but is too stubborn to just give it up.
by seanator, 7-22-08

 

by seanator
7-23-08

 

by seanator
7-24-08
One fine day...
Nancy, I've got something to say... I love yo...
What was that?
I'm sorry, I am just really nervous!
Don't worry, I have something to say to you too. Lets both go on the count of three! Ready? ONE... TWO... THREE!
I LOVE YOUNG TIGHT PUSSIED GIRLS!
I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU TOO!

 

One fine day...
Tobor! You're assrape just made my hole weak!
AW ME PLEASURE!
by seanator, 7-24-08

 

by seanator
7-24-08
One fine day...
Hey Chimpo, what's worse than one dead baby?
I dunno, what?
The Rwandan Genocide!

 

by seanator
7-24-08
One fine day...
Hey Chimpa, how do you make a Mexican starve?
I dunno, how?
Staple his mouth shut

 

by seanator
7-28-08
One fine day...
So three guys walk into a bar... Michael Richards...
Wait, who is that again?
He's that one Seinfield guy who cracked at a comedy show and got all racist
like how?
He was all like, "THERE'S A NIGGER! THERE'S A NIGGER OVER THERE!"
That doesn't sound racist, that sounds observational

 

by seanator
7-29-08
One fine day...
I've killed 10 people in the Bible
I've killed 2,391,421
My job is to make everyone hate each other
My job is to make everyone love each other
Ironically because I hate faggots

 

by seanator
7-29-08
One fine day...
So there I was... Fucking this guy in the ass...
...boy am I ever giving it to him, my balls slapping against his ass cheeks like a Newton's Cradle...
...he begins to bleed, and the blood-cum mixture runs off my scrotum and drip drip drips onto the floor...
...it's so beautiful! Like a magical symphony! He shits and it oozes from around my dick like play-doh... pure bliss!
...then he asks me to kiss him! Can you believe it? Kiss him! Like some sort of faggot!
I hate when he talks about craigslist

 

by seanator
7-30-08
My life...
Oh damn, that is the tiniest shit to scuttle out from this crack.
WHEW MAN, I JUST TOOK FAT ALBERT TO THE COMMUNITY POOL! DONT GO IN THEEEERE!

 

by seanator
7-30-08
My mornings...
*YAAWN* Wow, the sock is still on my dick, I wonder if I came...
*SNIFF*

 

by seanator
7-31-08
One fine day...
Now close your eyes...
Grandpa?
You didn't bring me any corn, did you...

 

by seanator
7-31-08
One fine day...
Are you the tooth fairy?
No, I am the sleuth fairy
The sleuth fairy?
Yes, I appear to solve crimes whenever they are commited. You get two silver dollars!
YAY! for what?
For each murdered parent

 

by seanator
8-01-08
One fine day...
Look both ways before you..
Oh crap!
I gotta watch where I'm going!

 

by seanator
8-02-08
One fine day...
What is that? Can it be? BOMBARDMENT FROM THE NEOCONS!
I don't watch the news.

 

by seanator
8-04-08
One fine day...
You see that girl down there? Dayum shes fine.
I'd like to butter her bread
...and by butter I mean semen
...and by bread I mean bread.
Who exactly are you?

 

by seanator
8-04-08
One fine day...
This burger is delicious!
Thank you sir... thats because of our secret ingredient...
Secret ingredient?! What might that be?
Ketchup and Mayo mixed together
...Oh cool. That's simple enough. I'll try it at home too.
Yeah I do it all the time.

 

One fine day...
Great news! The doctor said I'm not OCD, Knock on wood, Knock on wood, touch doorbell, wash hands
by seanator, 8-05-08

 

by seanator
8-05-08
One fine day...
Oh no! That last guy ordered the pasta!
Did you do something wrong?
I made him a steak!
How?
I made him a steak!
What kind of mistake?

 

One fine day...
Oh so you wanted me to do a histoGRAM!
by seanator, 8-05-08

 

by seanator
8-07-08
One fine day...
Once hired, I cannot be fired.
I have a word that no other race can use.
Nigger.
>:-(
It seems he ingested his own wheelchair...

 

by seanator
8-07-08
One fine day...
Sean? Do you remember me?!
Erm...Of course I do! How could I forget you!
We had PE together remember?
I totally remember! That teacher dude was weird!
Mrs. Ryan was a girl
...Yeah I call everyone dude...

 

by seanator
8-07-08
One fine day...
I'm sorry Mr. Calhoun, I can pay rent by next friday...
You had better...
Or else you'll be evicted by September! HAHAHAHA!
Sorry... Your shag rug tickles my balls.

 

by seanator
8-07-08
One fine day...
I don't know if you are going to believe this, but I banged a nun!
Wow really? That seems unlikely.
Even better! She was a midget!
Wow! Impossible! you truly are an inspiration!
Earlier...
You don't know how stoked I am to be doing this!
*meep*

 

by seanator
8-08-08
One fine day...
Where's my money man?
I don't have it yet!
I'm not happy
So which one are you? Sneezy?
You're an asswipe
Oh, so you're Grumpy then.

 

by seanator
8-08-08
"So thats when the clown shits on your face while you cauterize your snatch shut on the candles"
Alright
"Then the midget comes in and-"
Im not fucking a midget!
"Why not? You said you were up for anything!"
Hell no! I want this to be artful, I don't need that kind smut in my scat clown toture porn!
Well so much for growing this beard!

 

by seanator
8-09-08
One fine day...
Chen! You seem down... whats the matter?
I don't know Mr. Calhoun, I just feel like the world is a great big place and I am just small and insignificant... Like everything is just out of reach...
It all comes from my mother, saying things like "You just aren't destined for big things like your father, you'll never fill his shoes!"
...I try to cheer myself up, but everything just goes right over my head... I just feel so small!
That's a nasty twitch you've got there, Mr. Calhoun

 

by seanator
8-09-08
One fine day...
I saw my grandpa masturbate yesterday
I'm so sorry, did he masturbate peacefully?
He was shaking and thrashing about at first, then he grew still, told me he loved me, and he was finished
Thats how I want to masturbate. How are you taking it?
Well seeing him masturbate firsthand at first made me want to curl up and masturbate myself
Well if you need anyone to talk to, I'll be here, I saw my grandmother masturbate a few months ago so I know the temptations you are facing

 

by seanator
8-11-08
One fine day...
I hate support groups...
Gobble gobble
We accept you!!!We accept you!!!
One of us!

 

by seanator
8-11-08
One fine day...
Oh Timothy... You are turning into quite the strapping young man!
Oh Stephen... look how big you've grown!
Oh Mortimer...look how...form fitting...your... clothing is!

 

by seanator
8-11-08
One fine day...
METAL! HELL YEAH! METALLICA!!!
PANTERA!!!
LETS FUCKIN' HEADBANG!
HELL YEAH!
*SLORP*GLURGLE* *SCHLEEW*GULP*
ROCK ON!

 

by seanator
8-12-08
One fine day...
BAHAHA! I can't believe you just peed your pants!
i have bladder problems... its fairly common...
HOO! HOO! HEE HEE! I am going to tell EVERYBODY!
don't.

 

by seanator
8-12-08
One fine day...
Welcome to McDonalds!
I read an ad in the paper, It said you were hiring.
Wow, you are PERFECT! EXACTLY what we are looking for!
Yeah, but I'll only work here if you hire my friend... He's a disgusting purple fuzzy glob that makes everyone grimace.
No, absolutely not! People EAT here! What could he possibly do?
Make the general public less revolted by the actual mold on your food.

 

by seanator
8-12-08
One fine day...
Someone put "Because of Winn Dixie" on hold at the library
That's odd
Here's the kicker, her name was "Sharon Tate"
Is this evidence that she's alive?
No, It's evidence that she's in hell

 

by seanator
8-13-08
What probably happened...
What's in the box?
A compiled collection of every porno I own! It basically has the entire kama sutra within it!
Then why does the box say "Library Donations"?

 

by seanator
8-14-08
One fine day...
So you are Japanese, Native American, Swedish, Italian, Mexican, and other things too?
Yep
Wow, you have something for everyone to hate!
Basically!
What are you guys talking about?
nothing.

 

by seanator
8-14-08
One fine day in 1919...
Son, World War I is over!
Yeah, but living in Germany will be hard now!
No, because we are Jews, and we will get through it with our hard work and superior financial planning!
No downside there!
20 years later...
Sure is dark in this shower...
I told them I already took one this morning! Oh well, cleanliness is next to godliness!

 

by seanator
8-14-08
One fine day...
Hi, I am a black woman
I'm gonna talk to you!
Hi, I am a Mormon male
I'm thinking of joining the church of LDS!
Thank God, What Happens In Vegas Stays in Vegas

 

by seanator
8-16-08
One fine day...
Hey big boy, lookin' for a good time?
Aw HELL naw!
Why you gotta judge a book by its cover?
Book's too big I don't wanna read it!

 

by seanator
8-16-08
One fine day...
HAHAHA! YOU got a GIRLFRIEND? How is she doing in middle school???
she's only a year younger than me...
HEE HEE! I can picture you begging for butt sex "But baby, its my birthday..." HAHAHA!
I'm telling EVERYBODY!
it would be a nice birthday present...

 

by seanator
8-16-08
One fine day...
Hey pussy! gimme all your money!
but i need some of it for the bus...
Are you crying?
pick on someone your own size..
Walk by the daycare center again?
can i go inside my house please... i need to apply some bactine...

 

by seanator
8-16-08
7:00 AM
i sleep in my clothes to save time in the morning...
8:00 AM
i guess i am out of honey bunches of oats...
8:30 AM
the bus is 1.5 minutes late...

 

by seanator
8-16-08
10:00 AM
...
It's Chenny boy! The Chen Man! Chenator!
10:01 AM
...
Chenny Chenny Bang Bang! The Chen Meister! Barbie and Chen!
5:00 PM
...
Chentron 5000! Anyway man, your clothes are wrinkly! It's like you slept in them or something! HAHA slept in 'em thats rich!

 

by seanator
8-16-08
5:04 PM
i missed the bus...
6:00 PM
i sure hope there's some left over chicken in the fridge...
6:02 PM
there never is...

 

by seanator
8-16-08
7:00 PM
8:00 PM
i hope this is the one where spongebob delivers the pizza...
Are ya ready kids? *AYE AYE CAPTAIN*
8:05 PM
it never is...
JELLYFISHING!

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