How it began

Author: seanator

Date: August 12, 2008

by seanator
8-12-08
One fine day...
Welcome to McDonalds!
I read an ad in the paper, It said you were hiring.
Wow, you are PERFECT! EXACTLY what we are looking for!
Yeah, but I'll only work here if you hire my friend... He's a disgusting purple fuzzy glob that makes everyone grimace.
No, absolutely not! People EAT here! What could he possibly do?
Make the general public less revolted by the actual mold on your food.