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by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
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by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Hello, we are the annoying undersea Asian brats!
Me name DumDum.
Duy,duh!
Duh!
**burps**
Have another beer?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Tis the season to slaughter drunken santa mascots, falalalalalalala!
Why hello, little boy! Wait you arent a little boy, your the guy from the mental hostpital. Trust me, I didnt MEAN to escape the mental house and slaughter the mental hospital secerity guards,honest.
SURE you didnt, and the leprachaun you set loose DIDNT bite everbody's heads off.
Hey, that only happened twice...or maybe 3 times...
Okay...that was...weird...
Okay, so do you wanna come with me? Ill give you drug--I mean candy...(sucker)
What do YOU want for Christmas, little gerbil?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Oh my god, Its Godzilla!!!
Like, lets like totally run!
...are we running yet?
nope.
10 minutes later
So, Godzilla burnt me and stomped on you because there werent any animations for running?
Yup, thats pretty much what happened, except you left out the part about Godzilla humping you.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Today, a massive tornado will hit... somewhere... isnt that amazing?
Yes, it is, Dick, and also... some guy will earn money doing a job
Wow, thats so incredibly... odd...
The docter says i can't take medication unless its assigned by the mental hospital.
What?
Uhhhh... I didnt say nuthin, that was the leprachaun... yeah, the leprachaun...

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Today, a ninja-type dude killed some other dude and took his bling.
I am on a quest for the blingbling!
Does that mean you must kill me? I know not of this blingbling!
I will kill you after I get your opinion on something... should I copyright the name Blingbling! ?
Sure...crap, if i didnt answer he wouldnt kill me.

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
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by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
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Im going for the largest comic eva!
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by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
That was fuuuuun, making the longest comic!
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That was fuuuuun, making the longest comic!
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That was fuuuuun, making the longest comic!
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by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Im bored!
Me too!
Im bored!
Me too!
Im bored!
Is this a phase?

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
THe guy on channel 4 at times square MUST be gay or something!!!!!!!!!!!!
THe guy on channel 4 at times square MUST be gay or something!!!!!!!!!!!!
THe guy on channel 4 at times square MUST be gay or something!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
I must find a calandar to find out what year it is...Mommy may owe me a few birthday presents!
Im not a calandar, Im a chess set.
Close enough!
So, mommy, I figure you owe me 9 pawns, a king, 2 castles, a few crap bishops, a queen, amd some otherr crap.
Uhhh...Im afraid Im not your mother, Im Ganondorf!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Your pretty for a super villian who slaughters all and leaves no survivors in his...or her dreaded path.
Yeah, well this is my disguise...NOW FALL TO MY BLOODY PALMS!!!
HIYA!!!
You even try to defy me? DIE!!!
SLASH!
SMACK!

 

by snowboarderamq
12-31-03
Im dying...
DIE, LINK!!!
NEVER!
Ahhh, that hurt!!!
Take th-arrrrggghhhh!
Phhhhtttt...sorry...New Year's bean burritos.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
Haha, your weird.
Am I, matey?
Yup, you sure are!
Then you won't mind answerin' to my lil' friend, ma Ol' Chainsaw, will ya matey?
(I realize i spelt "Rokko" wrong, thats how my principal spelt our new penguin's name, thinking it can be a boy or girl name.)
Keep him away, keep him away!
Hey, Im Rokko, AKA Ol' Chainsaw.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
Im Blue, a person.Glad to meet you.
So, Blue, what is your job and or occupation?
I eat pie for a living....
My English is bad... but, Where the restroom, i must go before the apocalypse, or when Satin strikes you with his almighty satin clothes.
Is she... a little scary?
Uhhhh...these satin clothes he strikes me with, are they medium, no other sizes fit me.
No, they are large, MUHUHAHAHAHAHA!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
Uhhhhh...what are you doin' in my house?
I've come to check you ou- I mean to check the temperature on the refrigerator.
Get outta my room, the refrigerator is fighting offf a diverse superalein race that could slaughter us all.
Oh, well, Ill wait for it to come back here.
Meanwhile...
ie, food storing appliance!
I am Blue's refrigerator, now fall to my cooled foods and drinks !

 

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1-05-04

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
Blue does space community service for blowing up NASA HQ.
No, Granny, the Mars flowers for the Intergalactic Home for The Eldery cost $15 each, PLUS $5 billion for the shipping costs.
Who yalls callin' Granny, Im an assassin!
Oh, crap!
You are SO dead for callin' mes a Gran'
He's black, but he speaks like he Itallian-American Mafia crap.
HELP ME, GOD!
God, yous betta helps me whack this guy or yall's cousin may have an unfortunate accident.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
Blue continues community service, but in Earth.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You arent a cow, you have giant horns.
Its me, you idiot!
STOP FOLLOWING ME!
Will it be Rokko, or the assasssin?
See which enemy Blue will face in Blue 6!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
Adam, why'd you sneak up on me in that cow costume? I thought you were Rokko the penguin who ate my finger.
I was being chased by Rokko,too I had to make a disguise when I found out he entered our hometown, Avonfordton.
HE'S HERE?!?!?!
Yes, and our principal just made him the school mascot!
10 minutes later, after they go to the costume shop.
How's my disguise?
Good, but your pink.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-05-04
The next day at school.
Hey guys, Me and Blue are in disguise.Im a pink donkey and hes a cow with oversized horns.
(Matt talks) Who's Blue?
A new kid.
(Matt talks) Oh, can he lick his elbow?
I dunno, Blue can you lick your elbow? (BLue talks, after attempting this dangerous stunt) Yup!
Cool! Thats AWESOME!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-10-04
MAtt, make comics and say ADAM READ THIS in caps as a title.
MAtt, make comics and say ADAM READ THIS in caps as a title.
MAtt, make comics and say ADAM READ THIS in caps as a title.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-10-04
Matt gets a disguise.
Okay, how is my disguise?
Haha, I mean its fine, but you don't need a disguise, Rokko isnt after you.
Matt gets a disguise.
Oh...well, its my halloween costume then.
Its January.
Matt gets a disguise.
I like the costume, okay, let me wear it!
Okay, but you are now named Garfield the Weird.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-10-04
Heehaw, heehaw.
stop fooling 'round, we hafta go!
Who are you talking to?Im over here, thats a REAL pink donkey.
Well, that was embarassing.
Hehehe, what he doesn't know is that im also a REAL pink donkey. We took Adam prisoner.MUHUHAHAHA!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-10-04
Meanwhile, in the lair of the Pink Donkey (TM,copyright 2004, if you say pink donkey, i get $50!)
How'd they know i was a fake pink donkey.
i can read your mind. We knew you were a fake because you forget to zipper the back of your costume.
Oops...
I cant think of anything to counter the word "oops"
Uhhhhh....
"Uhhhhh" and "Oops" them are fightin' words! ALL DONKEYS, ATTACK!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
Blue saves Adam by crashing a space shuttle into the lair.
Where'd you get the space shuttle?
Blue saves Adam by crashing a space shuttle into the lair.
Hijacked it.Its commercial, there are civialian passengers on board, so I brought a gun just in case.
Just in case? Of what?
Blue saves Adam by crashing a space shuttle into the lair.
Aleins.
What does that have to do with the civilian passengers?

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
Wait a second! There is no such thing as commercial space shuttles!
...
THIS IS A PLANE, WE CANT GO INTO SPACE, FLY DOWN!!!
...oops...

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
Blue's hijacked airplane is burning up in the atmosphere
crap.
Why are you even wearing that space suit? Take it off and give it to me.
Oh, I dunno, i stole this from NASA, you can have it!
YES, when we go into soace I will be the only one with a spacesuit! Its mine, my precios, my own...
There is no animation for Adam with a spacesuit! what will we do?
You just said that outloud but because of your bloodthirsty voice I didn't hear you!Well, heres the space suit.
Why thank you, heh, why look at that monkey in the backround, hiding his head in fear of brutal pain and/or death.

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
10 minutes later...
We crashed before we could reach space anyways!
I think I can figure that out, idiot!
10 minutes later...
We crashed before we could reach space anyways!
Huh?
10 minutes later...
We crashed before we could reach space anyways!
Must kill...so annoying...so....stupid!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
After they go back home from the crash site...well, Blue is in jail.
Im the "monkey" from the flight.
Oh...Mark...
Why'd you call me a monkey?
I never could imagine why Id do that.Im afraid i wasnt on that flight.
Oh, must've been somebody else who smells like a rotten banana, looks like a gorilla, and baths in poo.
HEY!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
HAHA
haha, theres no comic
haha, you stink!
HAHA
haha, theres no comic
haha, you stink!
HAHA
haha, theres no comic
haha, you stink!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
Blue is in jail
HAHA
Its been a day since i came for jail for stealing an airplane, a spacesuit, and for destroying the statue of liberty when everyone was inside.
Blue is in jail
HAHA
I cloned a panel by accident so this comic is ruined, thats why he is silent.
HAHA

 

by snowboarderamq
1-14-04
Happy Valentine's day, im a random imaginary deer that somehow represents a holiday that was also thought up by a crazy person!
Cool...
Well, actually im what they use in the chile here.
So it is chile...
No, its actually my puke.WHERED MY RED NOSE GO?

 

by snowboarderamq
1-15-04
Months go by while Blue is in jail.
Uhhhh...hi...
HI! I'm St. Patrick ya know who St. Patrick is, hes me! Yup, hes me! Yup,yup,yup! Yipee!
Better than my last cellmate, the deer...
I brought a present for you...yup, a present!
Adam and Matt BETTER be gettin' a plan to get me outta here!
Hehehe...wanna open it...i dont wanna ruin the surprise, BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU...its a green SOCK!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-15-04
I couldnt think of an April holiday, so heres a random guy.
Hmmm...March was Adam's birthday...maybe he got an A-Bomb or something...maybe he can still get me out...
Are you lookin' at this here ice cream? WELLL ITS MINE, GO AWAY!
I couldnt think of an April holiday, so heres a random guy.
Yeeeee-aaaaahhhhhh.... riiiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhhhht.
What? Stop speakin' so dang fast, yo!
I couldnt think of an April holiday, so heres a random guy.
Oooookkkkkkaaaaaayyyyy...issssss thiiiiissss slooooooowwwww eeeeeennnnoooouuughhhhh?
STOP THAT, I CANT COMPREHEND THOSE FAST TALKIN' STUFF!

 

by snowboarderamq
1-15-04
May
Where'd you get a ham sandwich in prison?
It was in my yellow underpants!
June
YOU are the Mafian crimelord who assassanaited the president?
YEEEE-UP, HEEHOO!
July
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?!?!?!?!
JOIN THE ARMY FOR 25 CENTS! (restrictions apply. Offer not valid in 14 states.The US Army is not responsible for lost or stolen items,hair being buzzed off in your sleep,and/or certain death)

 

by snowboarderamq
1-15-04
August
Uhhhhh...
Wooo chow meiung chicken tenders!
September
HEY THATS SPANISH, NOT CHINESE, YOU LITTLE BRAT, CALLING ME CRAZY!!!
You muoy loco!
September-October 1
IT WAS THE BUNNY, HE MADE ME DO IT!
Hi, Im from the meantally challenged institute.Now, why did you brutally slaughter your Asian cellmate with a toilet plunger?

 

by snowboarderamq
1-15-04
October 2
Hello, this your first time in prison too?
I'll eat his brains first, that way he cant fight back.
October 15
They let you take a broom in the jail cell? Cant that be used as a weapon?
Shut up.I may sign up as a janitor here, if that doesnt work, Im gonna kill the security guards with my broom.Well, actually either way ill kill the security guards.
October 31
Why are you in jail?
I beat up a security guard in my old prison, they transfered me. The security guard I beat up shot me 8 times on the bus here for revenge, then I pulled my arm off and beat him up with it.

 

by snowboarderamq
10-21-04
Yes, the new Zelda game is finally out!
Link returned from defeating Ganon. He had a sword and felt like he had to kill chickens...but he soon learned that in large groups, chickens are more evil than Ganon himself.
Okay chicken, tell me where your leader is or die!
Bock! Cabock! Bock, Bock!
He's not talking...
Bock?

 

by snowboarderamq
10-21-04
Uhhh...yeah, I'll have a Junior Kid's Meal with an EXTRA toy....AHHH!!! It's A giant Chicken!!!
I am the leader of the chickens, the Chocobo leader's cousin!!!
Why are youi working fastfood?
Ol' McDonald had a farm, eee-i-eee-i-oooo. And on that farm he had a chicken leader, and now im loking for him at his new resturant, eee-iii-eee-i-oooo!
McDonald's isn't a farmer.
That's it, I hate you for no reason, im gonna hurt u.

 

by snowboarderamq
10-21-04
DIE!!!!
Ahhhh, he stabbed me!
Woah, how'd the background change?
I don't know....this scares me...
Anyone else notice the moon is red?
Yes, and also, what are we standing on?

 

by snowboarderamq
10-21-04
Darn, the chicken has summoned a pig to help him!
Oink!
Hey, we're in WindWaker time now...
Oink!
This means, I'll shrink!
Oink!

 

by snowboarderamq
10-21-04
Huh? Instead of shrinking i died?
Hahah...I mean Oink!
And my sword is my arm now!
Oink!
Okay, I'm bored, no more battling pigs for me!
Oink!

 

by snowboarderamq
4-08-06
all done! Wait while we test the blood for AIDs.
DURKA DURKA. MUHAMMAD JIHAD.
Osama Waits...
That Nurse has a nice Durkadurk...
Sorry, you have AIDs.
O RLY? Durka.

 

by snowboarderamq
4-08-06
Chuck Norris is too good to have his face shown here, so here is a picture of where he met a hobo that wanted some money.
When Chuck Norris Jumps in water, he does not get wet...
rather, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not get Frost Bite...
Chuck Norris bites Frost
There is no control key on Chuck Norris's keyboard...
because Chuck Norris is always in control.

 

by snowboarderamq
4-08-06
There are 3,870,000,000 results for 100 on Google. Lets make it 3,870,000,001.
O RLY?
YA RLY!
NO WAI!
YA WAI
GTFO!
WE SUCK!!!

 

by snowboarderamq
4-08-06
*New IM* MikeHunt123: D00d I h34rd ur still using Internet Explorer.
So What?
Here, download Mozilla.
*Downloads*
*Installation Complete*
*Sniffs* Life isn't so bad anymore.

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