Blue #20 11 more till 100!

Author: snowboarderamq

Date: January 15, 2004

by snowboarderamq
1-15-04
May
Where'd you get a ham sandwich in prison?
It was in my yellow underpants!
June
YOU are the Mafian crimelord who assassanaited the president?
YEEEE-UP, HEEHOO!
July
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!?!?!?!?!
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