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by speedboat_lou
7-26-03
*Washington Post, July 26, 2003
B-b-but Secretary of State John T. Willis also said that " you can postulate all kinds of things"* about ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES...
He's right - you can.
But that's what you liberals DO...
... you're all COWARDS like the FRENCH.

 

by speedboat_lou
7-26-03
*Washington Post, July 26, 2003
B-b-but Secretary of State John T. Willis said that "there are so many checks and balances" with ELECTRONIC VOTING MACHINES - we can't print THAT!
Why not? It's true...
You liberals seem to have a little problem with the TRUTH...
...we killed Saddam's SONS, didn't we?

 

by speedboat_lou
7-26-03
Washington Post, July 26, 2003
B-b-but I'm TIRED of quoting Secretary of State John T. Willis! He isn't even Secretary of State anymore!*
Well, BILL CLINTON isn't PRESIDENT anymore, is he?
Can the week be over now?

 

by speedboat_lou
7-27-03
*Tom DeLay, New York Times, July 25, 2003
Palestine would be a "sovereign state of terrorists"* - I don't see any of you HOLLYWOOD LIBERALS raising a fuss. That's another reason you're just like the FRENCH, whom we beat in WORLD WAR II.
Y-y-your words are DESTROYING my WORLD of ASSUMPTIONS, , b-b-but WHAT are you TALKING about?
YOU'RE the big shot with the college degree - YOU tell ME.

 

by speedboat_lou
7-30-03
Episode 1: Tom Cochrane
Life is a highway / I wanna ride it / all night long...
So what do you want to do after that?
Episode 2: Andy Kaufman
Eighty-two bottles of beer on the wall... eighty-two bottles of beer...
You know that wrestling's all fake, right?
Next week: Pablo Picasso
When I was a child, my mother said to me, 'If you become a soldier, you'll be a general. If you become a monk you'll end up as the pope.' Instead I became a painter and wound up as Picasso.
Has anyone ever called you an asshole?

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