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by swervedriver
6-01-04
*Ding-dong!*
So then I -- I wonder who that is at this hour?
Answer the door!
Remind me never to answer the door this late at night ever again.
No one ever comes to visit you anyway.

 

by swervedriver
6-03-04
NOT BENSON HAUUUUUUU!
Who's Benson Hau?
NOT BENSON HAUUUUUUU!
WHO'S BENSON HAU?!
NOT BENSON HAUUUUUUU!
NOT BENSON HAUUUUUUU!

 

by swervedriver
6-04-04
...... What're you looking at?
Fonz, have I ever told you I wanted to visit New Zealand?

 

by swervedriver
6-04-04
... Yeah, and then I grabbed the jacket and ran out.
Oh, yeah? That was a pretty good story.
Yeah, I know, I shoulsdfomgodaklfaoe
... ?
I got angry while saying that last thing.
I could tell.

 

by swervedriver
6-04-04
Remember when comics actually had a point? Remember when they had a plot?
Remember when there was character development and not everything was about getting a cheap laugh?
Remember "Alf"? That used to be the bes--
WILL YOU STAY ON TOPIC?!

 

by swervedriver
6-04-04
Remember when comics actually had a point? Remember when they had a plot?
Remember when there was a buildup and timing to jokes? Remember when your comics used to be FUNNY?
I was following you until you said I was funny.
Yeah, I guess I did take it too far.

 

by swervedriver
6-04-04
Remember when comics actually had a point? Remember when they had a plot?
Remember when there was character development and not everything was about getting a cheap laugh?
No.
*Sigh...*

 

by swervedriver
6-04-04
Hey, how was your day at uni?
Terrible... a lecturer wanted to know if anyone knew the meaning of "irony" and I decided to be an ass about it.
What'd he do? Did he get angry?
Well, he took out a book on good etiquette.
That doesn't sound so bad...
Then he hit me on the head with it.

 

by swervedriver
6-05-04
... In local news, "Swervedriver" tried to work Wilfred into his unpopular comic series.
Unfortunately, Wilfred's neck was "too long to fit into a comic strip panel" and stripcreator.com's server would crash from the excess bandwidth use...

 

by swervedriver
6-05-04
http://www.fanta.dk/news.asp?nid=902F802A-27BF-4F6D-9916-068D7DFD00A3

 

by swervedriver
6-05-04
Swerve, I need help convincing my grandpa to let me get a paintball gun.
Okay.
It's not like I'm gonna shoot it in public or anything! I just wanna play with it with my friends!
Okay.
HELP ME!
Tell him that if you had the gun, you'd shoot him with it for not letting you have the gun.

 

by swervedriver
6-06-04
Hey, did you watch the soccer last night?
Ugh... yeah... The English guys made fun of me for supporting the poor Icelanders.
Well at least Iceland has a cool name, unlike England.
Yeah...
... I mean, what the hell's an "Eng"?

 

by swervedriver
6-06-04
I've only ever been to one concert before... but on the 21st, I get to go to another one! And this time, it's with my girlfriend!
Whoa, which one?
I've only ever been to one concert before... but on the 21st, I get to go to another one! And this time, it's with my girlfriend!
Whoa, which one?
I've only ever been to one concert before... but on the 21st, I get to go to another one! And this time, it's with my girlfriend!
Whoa, which one?

 

by swervedriver
6-06-04
I fucked up. My apologies. >_> Here's the comic as it should've read.
I've only ever been to one concert before... but on the 21st, I get to go to another one! And this time, it's with my girlfriend!
Whoa, which one?
Jane... heh heh heh.
Never heard of them.

 

by swervedriver
6-11-04
Hey Seb, how come it took you so long to meet me out here?
My neighbor's having work done on his house, and my window faces the place they're working on... I took a shower and came out, and they were all looking at me.
So what did you do?
Well, a few thoughts went through my mind. I could run back into the shower and hide, or I could scream and draw the curtains... But I decided to just wave to them.
... With your hand?
I think you already know the answer to that!

 

by swervedriver
6-16-04
Man, I'm starving, Jon... all I had for breakfast were lemingtons.
What's a lemington?
I don't think y--
Are they some sort of animal?
No, they're--
Do they follow each other off cliffs?

 

by swervedriver
6-23-04
What exactly are you looking at anyway?

 

by swervedriver
7-12-04
... then what happened?
Well, I got in the car and my friend, right?...
... he... ?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
... Glitch in the Matrix?
God I really need my own place.

 

by swervedriver
8-07-04
Sigh...
..?
What's wrong, Fonz?
I look like a penis with clothes.

 

by swervedriver
8-08-04
Hey, MSG, how's it going?
It's going quite well, good sir.
... hehehe.
Have you been drinking the giggle juice again?
No... but I DID get into the case of chuckle cider!

 

by swervedriver
8-08-04
... I wonder what he's thinking about? He's got a pretty psychotic look on his face.
In MSG's head.
Old gray mare just ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be, ain't what she used to be.
I'm a chessboard. Chessboards can't talk.
Check out MSG's comic(s). The link is below this comic.
No doubt it's something murderous.

 

by swervedriver
8-08-04
A knock at the door.
Damn Internet... they hate my comics... Who could that be?
You suck!
Hey, what are you doing?
Oh hey, MSG... nothing much. I just made two new comics. Apparently, they suck.
That's my kind of comic!
... It sure is!

 

by swervedriver
8-10-04
"Hey, you!"
So anyway, I was... who's that?
..?
HEY!
Ed the Sock!
Dad?
Whoa... Ed the Sock is your dad?

 

by swervedriver
8-10-04
Man I like this song... I WILL NEVER FIND ANOTHER LOVER--
I like that Jack Johnson song "Taylor."
Me too! They say Taylor was a good girl... SHE JUST WANDERS AROUND... BAOOOOOOOO ba ba ba babb bapp oobaoooooo...
Okay, I don't know the lyrics to that song.
I didn't think you did.

 

by swervedriver
8-28-04
Sigh... Hey Seb.
..? What are you doing here?
I got an iPod and it broke my iTunes. My playlists are gone, everything is in shambles, and the iPod makes my computer freeze.
... You came all the way to England to tell me that?
Well if my playlists were working, I'd be at home listening to them.

 

by swervedriver
10-15-04
Do you remember when you first found out about my comic?
Hmm... Yeah, I think I do. I remember a lot of people were talking about how great it was, so I thought I'd go ahead and check it out.
Well, that's me. I guess I +am+ pretty great.
Yeah... This is probably gonna kill me, but how did you find out about mine?
I turned the "obscurity filter" off.
Sigh...

 

by swervedriver
11-17-04
I'm going out for a while. Don't know when I'll be back.
Where you going?
I don't know...
Is your outing going to consist of many humourous events?
Sounds like life alright.
... Usually these things end with a joke.

 

by swervedriver
11-20-04
You know what?
What?
For all the bashing I give my comic, I actually like it.
.......
... Get it out of your system.
I guess someone has to.

 

by swervedriver
3-13-05
Hey Seb, you know I haven't been getting dizzy much lately. I feel a lot better... healthier.
That's good. What happened?
Well, lately, I've been eating more, eating better, exercisi--
You know, if you're gonna pretend to be interested, you could at least keep pretending until I finish.

 

by swervedriver
3-16-05
So anyway, with Mikey... Hey, is it weird when I call your boyfriend Mikey instead of Mike?
No, it's alright. Call him anything you want.
Can I call him Nat?
... I'm Nat.
Okay, I won't call him that.

 

by swervedriver
3-22-05
life sux
LOL
here hav sum cancer lol

 

by swervedriver
3-23-05
Man, can you believe this? I got stuck with autopsy for my work experience period.
I just don't get why. Do they want me to lose my appetite? Do I look fat to them?
And this goes for a week too. It's gonna be so bad. God knows what they'll ask me to do. You know, --
Shut up, fatty.

 

by swervedriver
3-23-05
Hey... it's 3 A.M. man... what's so urgent you needed to see me?
I realised something!
... Okay, what is it?
My eye is almost as large as your entire head.
You can't just walk away forever!

 

by swervedriver
3-23-05
Hey, thanks for coming on such short notice.
What's wrong?
I had $2 I was gonna spend on Extreme Hunting, but I can't find it.
If you help me find it, we can split a game.
... Alright, let's find that damn coin!

 

by swervedriver
8-16-05
One day, you'll be able to put a sandwich on your stomach and absorb it instantly.
It would suck if your shirt got absorbed.
Heartburn may increase. And what if you were playing dodgeball?
What if you had lots of lint?
What if you fell on a pile of dog poop?
I don't do that very often.

 

by swervedriver
11-24-05
I haven't showered in four days.

 

by swervedriver
8-20-06
Well, here I am. I'm doing comics again.
I hope I haven't lost a step in my sense of humour!
Guess not.

 

by swervedriver
1-18-07
HEY HEY, remember me?!
No.
... I wasn't talking to you. I was talking to the audience.
What audience?!
This is a comic strip, Fonz. We can acknowledge the audience.
No, I mean, what audience? No one cares about you!

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