Dear Abby

Author: swervedriver

Date: June 5, 2004

by swervedriver
6-05-04
Swerve, I need help convincing my grandpa to let me get a paintball gun.
Okay.
It's not like I'm gonna shoot it in public or anything! I just wanna play with it with my friends!
Okay.
HELP ME!
Tell him that if you had the gun, you'd shoot him with it for not letting you have the gun.