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by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
Our big cities and some small ones hold all kinds of diversified people.
I am ticketing you for any damn thing I please!
WOAwoaWOAH... slow down... dooood jusssst WAAAHwaaah what did I do?
There is talk that, even, aliens from outter space populate among us.
First you exist and you stutter...and that's for starters!
Traffiker cop doood you need some calming sleepy time tea? Oror or is it a hug?
If we are to survie then we may need a ride that takes us to out of space to see where we all live. On one tiny, spinning, ball. Screw it up and we all are gonna diiiiiiiiiiie! EVOLVE @#%&!
Don't touch me!!
I't's the twenty first century ....EVOLVE #@%$$!.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
Not much time to infest these HomeSecurity spybots in every home by christmas . . . Now, git yer butts in gear!
Hey, does it matter that i can't lift heavy objects?
****All is not well with the world. *****
Everything slips through my hands...I hate this phase of my life.
What happens to our toys...do we get to recycle? That would be the right thing to do.
I don't think this job is ethical.
So consider your pay check ........... hush money.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
I can no longer continue to fight.
Whyyyyyyy? How come?
I joined PETA People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. I am no longer ignorant of the facts.
Get a freekin grip. We go on in 10 minutes.
-----------------To Be Continued-----------------
No can do. You will have to do my shows and live with your crimes.
Who in God's name stole your brain pan. AYEEEcowROMba!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
Did you notice? Sometimes self talk can be more exhausting, then an 80 hour work week.
Look at you...what trouble did you get us into, now? You had to go and do what?.....Without consulting me, for what reason?
Yep I did have to without your ok. Why? jeeeze as if you need to know!
ANSWER me, NOW!
Because we all know you don't have the stomach for anything that comes close to what I need!
Look i'm wearing your mask that should demonstrate i am trying to relate to you.
HELLoh you can't even use a capital for your "I." If you must know I was out in the backyard helping mom with the tomatoe plants. FRUMPLE *fantacy* CRASHER!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
Meanwhile at the Cattle Convention the newly converted matador Don was out to change the meat eating world.
I am here to pay back for all the harm I did against animals. Let's change the world, here and Now.
Who matched this altramaroon/grazer with me...They're gonna kill us when he's through!
Ladies and Gentlemen we are all here for one reason and one reason alone. DON'T EAT RED MEAT. Not only is it bad for your health but cruel to animals you eat.
Wow, dead silence and this was suppose to be a comedy schtick?"
Now, I'll turn the stage over to my good friend, duck.
Shurrrrright... more like your worst enemy....dead duck!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-04-04
We have a bitchin newbie, troublemakin whinnnnnnner in our forums. Bitchin about stars and what not.
o yeah...Dare to touch the gawwds... shieeeeeeet .. newbies...who has time for them! Dayum time suckers.
Awesome software & creative artists does not make for friendly people. theDROOLfool lives and learns
awwwww come on they can be fun.
Yeah to yank their chains and rattle their cages. Someone suck my blood that could be more fun!
I don't even bother with them....we're all we need.
Anyone want to go out for drinks. This conversation is boring.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-14-04
The next time you hear a politician use the words "billion" casually, think about whether you want that politician spendin your tax money
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend..
A billion seconds ago, it was 1959.
A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago, our ancestors were living in the Stone Age
pants-1 loved to watch himself get into a lather.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington spends it.
I got that in my e-mail...gotta be true!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-14-04
hey doooooood ...what's with the Tobor fan club under your name. You some kinda cultish followerer or something?
BUG OFF!
Who knows what lurks in the hearts of the upper echelon of stripcreator. Perchance, someone with too much time on their hands?
Dooooooood I really wanna know.
*ho hummmm*
Some blind spots are killers
It's ok drooooooodoood tell me I'm really curious and want to know.
Tobor was a breakthrough in artificial intelligence, a super robot with the potential for human emotion. Doesn't even come close to me.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-14-04
One day daQueenOfBrats came into the stripcreator's kingdom to check up on one of her brats, theDROOLfool.
i have looked everywhere for daQueen. i need to talk to her. Where is she?
She's daQUEEN of brats so that should give you some indication. With her attitoodnal I try to avoid being put in the middle...as much as possible.
DaQueen was not at all happy with how her brat was being treated and wrote a sappy comic to encourage him.
Yeah well....she just did a comicstrip about me that was very damaging.
How so?
..................To Be Continued................
She wrote this bathetically positive crap about me. I GOT A REP TO UPHOLD for jimminy sakes!
Ummmmm... on that happy note I think I'll step out for a smoke. Wouldn't want to be ya, see you never.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-16-04
The US and Russian crisis phones have been so bored lately it came down to this.
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are
Yse I hared abuot taht.
olny taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pcleas
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm
Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by ilstef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
You are so arggevatnig!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-20-04
When someone surmises...what is the sense in showing them the truth.
Yer daQueen I KNOW YOU ARE
I DON'T know where you live. I DON'T know your name or what you do in life. I've never met you. BUT I KNOW YOU ARE DaQueen.
*blech*
nO oNe can tell me different.
Do you see me knocking my head against the wall to show any resemblance of wanting to change yer mind? nnoooooooooooooooooo you won't get a drop of blood from my fair young head!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-21-04
Butch never had a living soul to love or cherish him growing up.
Hi there, Butch...can u play wiff me?
New blood invites me to play.
There was no way he could capeesh what fair play or dignity was.
you hurt me
oooooooooh now I have to be nice to da lil weeeeezer! I WAZZ HERE FIRST ! I get to do what I want. yadayad bull session.
When the truth hits Butch broadside he has a GREAT need to shut it up and F A S T! ! There was no time to waste.
Plain & simple, Butch... don't play ruff.
NOW YOU'VE GONE & DONE IT... YER A PAIN IN MY BUTT where I stuff all my defences. Git into the box. DO IT, NOW!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-21-04
Secretly in another part of stripcreator town EvilTwin meets with theDROOLfool to improve his star status.
What is it... this time... you want me to say to boost your rateings.
shhhhhhhhh let me think a moment.
Our contract states we have a five year plan and you don't know what to say. Don't sound like a plan to me.
ummmmmmm how can I think with this fool lathering all over me. UGH!
EvilTwin, secretly, realigns his duckies in a row. ____ TO BE CONTINUED ____
i think you may have to pay by the minute. i am not pickingUP a good vibe on this biz venture, bro.
OK ok... I know what you can say. Tell everyone you don't know me. That should do it...for now. Oh and never call me bro again. GOTit?

 

by theDROOLfool
5-21-04
All is not well with our fledgling bros in Stripville. In, yet another, secret meeting theDROOLfool does not take to the new accouterments
This was not in our contract...my bill has tripled...are you going to honor it.
Anything to backtrack the harm you inflicted on my good name. You're name is mudd here! Star status is priority #1...i need the babes and stars are chickMagnets.
EvilTwin? Good name? . . . OWS . . . A word of theDROOLfool's good advise ... Chicks are holes in the ground that you pour money into.
oh gawwwwwwwww... his mind is leaking again...I better quicken my departure.
EvilTwin realizing the meeting has deteriorated into a troublesome position *he panics & looks for the Exit doors. ____TO BE CONTINUED____
Your silence speak so loud i can't hear myself....and how long do i have to wear this mask?
Ummmmm not long. I am working on another idea ... Oh, look at the time...Gotta run, now... I forgot I put the icecream in the oven... on high. See ya ... if possible ... maybe ... neva.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-22-04
Meanwhile on the other side of the moon, yet another, secret meeting was taking place for ET and tDf.
tDf I am not at all pleased with your services
yeeeeeeegads what now?
I don't like the way those two comics portrayed me. What can you do to make up for this?
ummmmmmmmm Borrow from the next store neighbor chimp and donate to stripcreator so i can have the option to delete?
Yes that's a start...but They portray me as selfish, greedy and ignorant, when I know that I'm only selfish and greedy....and millions have seen this!
Millions? ummmmmmm i think we need to examine my pay scale again. No one said anything about millins!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-22-04
Without realizing it the dynamic duo bros had a squirrel sit in on every secret meeting. Like a fly on the wall he lil guy heard it all.
gotta nut? ok I can see yer not into the give the bumm a dime pitch. How bout a nut for a star?
Seriously...do you think I am going to carry on a conversation with a rat with a big tail. I am not theDROOLfool, even he doesn't know what to do.
Ok it's your cyberlife. All you have to do is knock him out of this scene. Them old timers are SICnTIRED of the high pitched whinnnnns that come from his forum. Good Mickey...he has over 200 posts.
SOUNDS TO GOOD TO BE TRUE... that's how they git ya.... I know there's a police officer under that squirrel's disguise. NOT ME I don't fall that easy. I am not the EvilTwin for nothing!
Would we ever see an end to all the hooooping and hollllllllering from a newbie called theDROOLfool. Stay tuned as the adventure intensifies. ________TO BE CONTINUED_________
I could even make it look like an accident. I've seen it on a commercial. I just forget what the ad was for. About time they had some of my brothers on TV!
So how many nuts is this going to put me out?

 

by theDROOLfool
5-25-04
Not a peep was heard from theDOOLfool's corner for days.
Got my nuts!
I need to see some evidence you got rid of theDROOLINGfool.
Are ya kiddin? Silence is more proof then a body needs.
DO I LOOK THAT DUMB. LOOK above.... he just posted to an IAN dood. NO peanuts for you my furry comrade.
Unaware of theDROOLfools change in plans the two continued their dastardly arrangements.... ________TO_ BE_ CONTINUED________
Ok how about a nut for the each day he doesn't show his drooling face. HELP ME OUT HERE i'm jonsing!
In yer buttery peanutty dreams. Now bring me the fool's head or the deals off.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-29-04
Meanwhile outside The Blue Flamingo Disco Lounge the line was forming early.
sOMeOne tell that old bird she got her mammals mixed up
So what's wrong with your pecker?
Don't even go there!

 

by theDROOLfool
6-03-04
I throw a ball ...hoping you will throw it back.
I do this for as long as I can until ...
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh if it was that easy!
one day I stop throwing the ball.

 

by theDROOLfool
6-07-04
Silly pants1 and 2 thought they could change each other's mind.
WARwar WARwarWAR
peacePEACE peacePEACE
Who would be so foolish to do that?
Kill them all KILLkillKILLkill
Give peace a chance! PEACEpeace PEACEpeace
In a black and white world there are only two solutions.
blahBLAH blahBLAH
BLAH blahBLAHblah

 

by theDROOLfool
6-07-04
I hate your art. Your comics suk so bad no one wants to read them THEY ARE STUPID!
Ummm um mmmmm mm m m mmmmmmm mmmm
I can't stand anything you say or do. You're useless. If I wasn't a lady I would be cursing at you!
Ummm um mmmmm mm m m mmmmmmm mmmm
Some people's greatness comes from the very rejection they recieved. Whoa to the person who rejects just to get a higher perspective. People grow up, thank gawwwd.
You're as useless as the tits on a bull.
Thanks for the push.

 

by theDROOLfool
6-14-04
TESTING at NASA
me walk in that?
for chump change?
ok.

 

by theDROOLfool
7-24-04
A wave of hatred spread over the city.
You think different from me. I hate you.
You think different from me. I hate you.
The Holy Wars were beginning.
We areed on something. Could we agree on other things too.
Yes we do. We have become an "us."
With God on your side you can't lose.
Now let's go forth and look for our enemies.
Kill "them" all, in the name of God!

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