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by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
On the other side of town
gotta nut...buddy?
things have gotten pretty bad, lately.
Nothing was going well in the world for theDROOLfool
Hey, you...yeah you pretty girl ...gotza nut?
i hate being around users. Nice as long as they think they can get something
All is not lost for the fearless fool. Weapons of mass destruction just doesn't kill people, ya know.
Sometimes a body has to take things in their own

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Newbies are so quick to create without checking their work. REGRETS regrets when they find out there are no EDIT buttons for the lowly peon.
hmmmmm
I wrote you about wanting to edit what i said
Alas, another truth in life will be engrained into the fool's mind.
ummmmm well you have to bring us the mean green before we let you take back anything you contributed
In other words i haffta pay for my mistakes?
Yes, little Virginia there is a Santa Clause and stupid questions. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Can't help you with no blingbling. Looks like you'll have to live looking like a fool.
Phhhht! Thanks for the support . *sigh*

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Another neighborly day hits the city. Buckle up them chillens.
There's a kewl artz cafe giving out free capocheeeno dood. Wanna go?
ummmmmmmmmm do i know you?
Free drinks with every Mooboiger you can eat. I'll take ya there.
ugh ..i know i don't know you!
Another !AHA! moment enlightens the fool. Watch and be amazed. Is he talking to the hand yet?
The GreazzySpoon has eat until you puke chicken slidders. A deal you can't refuse. Don't make me sit on you.
We're dooooomed and we don't even haffta wait for our enemies to do us in.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Another desperate moment in the city
HELP ME HELP ME Puleeeeeeeze HELP ME
Do you see anything on me or around me that would suggest i can or want to help you... a total stranger.
YOU GOTTA HELP ME CAN'T YOU SEE I NEED HELP?
fill in the blanks _______________ _______________ _______________ _______________ ________________!
Suddenly a long silent wind generated from the fool's stomacht escapesl.
Sometimes i can't help myself.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Meanwhile, back in the dead of winter two snowmen were deep into a meaningful bonding experience.
I have a confession to tell.
OK...hit me....you know I am here for you.
Thanks. I'm going to come right out with it.
That's the best way to do it. Get it off your chest.
http://snowflakes.lookandfeel.com/ is addicting even for Homo sapiens. Try it out if you have enuff time and your parents don't need to use the family puter in the near future.
I am addicted to the snowflake site.
I've been there...don't worry it'll wear off.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
I just got my doctorate degree in subliminal manipulation. Let me see if I can do a number on you with my new aquired skills before the big corps reel me in?
Do i have an invisible mark on my forehead that rates me for this level of interaction?
Daaaaaayummm I have to remember not to do any work on myself.
gotta nut?
Play with fire you'll soon have to eat it.
Hey nothing happened!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Do you need help crossing the street, lady?
That's very kind of you. But I have made it across this street for over 81 years.
Ok...i am just evolving into a self sufficiant person who isn't taking the past's victim role. I am not going to be put down. One day I will make something of myself.
That is very true, you will. I am also in the process of evolution.
Each one of us has a fate that awaits us...as we busy ourselves with plans of our own.
Oh gawwwwwd. Too much information!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Work was the pits! I had the boss on my back for 8 hours and when I get my lunch break he's busting my chops. ...if i....
There's some girl sitting in a tree that thinks she can save trees!!!!!SAVE TREES....what about the people. WAR everywhere. I don't understand why we can't just get along????
Frida's mind was out to get her.
Gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd. All you do is interrupt me. Can't you ever listen to me, just one time?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
One day the enviornment needed a quick fix. Only one city employee took the challenge.
ok ....I was given a huge responsibility to make changes on earth.
Ruht roh....should i run now or wait til he tires?
That didn't take much time. Isn't that better? we'll take good care that you'll have all your needs met.
blah blah blah yah as if you knew what they were! *sigh*
Afterwards, back in the lab.
The world...that's gonna take a few more minutes

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
We all live with self talk. Some mental hoppers are more spacious then other's to live in.
If i didin't know any better i would think you were following me. But you are only a part of me so i will let it go.
WOW, that's big of you ...but since i'm the better ...so freekin what!
It's not easy putting up with yourself sometimes.
Let me tell you...it's worse when they don't let you know they're around.
Good thing there are only 4 pannels offered. It could have gotten wicked in here.
Do you see my other half talking to yours. I gotta warn you. She can't be trusted.
Does this brain look like it can take much of this drama?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Get with it ...we're suppose to make love and create a little me. Do you think we can do it?
Not even if you were the last man elephant tromping on earth.
They're all waiting and watching. We have to do something. Afterall, look at all the time they spent to create this moment.
Tell me again...what region of the jungle you came from? I'll make sure I never make a mistake and visit.
Trappers never made very good matchmakers.
So this is what the birds and bees look like...magnified.
yeh....looks just like my parental units, except they're a lot meaner.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
I hate not being able to fix my mistakes....on here. Sic sic sic of it! I am going to haffta do something drastic. EWWWWWWWWWW eeeeeeeeeewwww that smell... cant you spell that smell?
For days the stink laid until the local cyber authorities from stripmakers were called in and the rest was history.
Ungrateful whitetrash fool...yer all mine, now?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
It's sad at how many throw away kids you see nowAdays.
That's if you can see me.
I can see you...can you see me?
*sigh* As if i have enuff braincells. Does it matter if you see me? Which is worse you don't see me and walk away or you see me and walk away?
Some days it doesn't pay to see crap cos the fan is turned UP too dayum high.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
God is always watching over us.
i love you, God
There's my lil one who is always looking up in the world. How are you doing, darling?
i'm doing ok, Now that i know you are with me.
hahahaha Who is here, Amy? No one but me. NOW I am your god. Your doomed...watch yer so called friend come.YER ALL ALONE WITH ME and I'm gonna put a hurtin on you.
God is LOVE just some ppl have a harder time seeing that.
God is here with me, you stinking infidel!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-28-04
Orlando Universal FILM CLASS 2004
Ayo Russ, did you see my film doood?
Yeh man but it was deeper then I could entertain.
Gotta stop trippin so much doood. You'll miss a lot of kewl stuff without enough brain cells you'll.....
Yeh yeah, Spigot mon...are ya gonna give me a lecture, now?
Russ couldn't tell if Spigot was serious so he watched his movie until his eyes and ears started bleeding.
No problem..you'll just be one of the easier ones to eliminate when the earth needs more space.
paranoia will destroya

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
Bet you all wonder how we got to the front of the line.
Everytime you create a comic. THERE WE ARE.
What I wanna know is why we don't see more of ourselves in your comics.
Yeah...something don't add up right!
Don't mess with the females. No matter what their age. They have more hurtin` then a body can endure.
So we are now going to have to hurt you, badly.
Yeah ....yer gona be sequenced by us...til you learn your lesson. WE RULE around here GOTitBUSTER?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
The asian twins finally got wind that they are not being used as much as all the other characters and are peOed.
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT SEQUENCED means?
Stupid lil stripwriter...it deals with sequal after sequal and we are your worst living comedic nightmarish sequal.
WE DON'T TAKE LIGHTLY BEING IGNORED
not when you have had opportunity after opportunity to use us in your strips.
The Asian Stripmaker Grrls PART 2
HOW LONG DID YOU EXPECT US TO TAKE THIS KIND OF REJECTION
You can consider this YER 1ST SEQUAL U LAMEBRAIN. Put us in your comic strips and we'll STOP the sequencing. GOTIT?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
The girls are at it again. No STOPING them til they see co-opperation from the stripmakers
See how absurdly easy we make it to start your comic strip?
but NOOOOOOOOOOOOO you continue to take all these extra WASTED steps to pick other characters.
The *Hot Headed* Stripmaker Grrls PART III
WE STILL ARE TRYING TO HELP YOU OUT.
We must be nuts beecause it's plain to see.
Without realizing ...the grrls were beginning to put a mark of DOOM on theDROOLfool's comic strip
NOT ONLY THAT ITS SO SIMPLE
Consider yourself sequeled ...yet again. NOW WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOU?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
i am only a nonPaying/peon/Newbie in this place....My second day and all hell breaks loose ...so wahwahwhat's with you picking my strip for a sounding board? TELL ME PLAIN&SIMPLE What is yer problem?
See this smile on my face...inside it is not smiling and do I need to tell you why? Guess again loser
The Asian Grrrls Part VI
Newbie...Peon who cares what you think or need. YOU ARE THE PROBLEM because you are part of "them". We landed here and here we will stay until you and all your stripmaker pals GET WITH OUR PROGRAM
Expecting a rational response from emotional females is like putting your finger in a wall socket. Phhhht!
TheDROOLfools nightmare was about to start.
This is a perfect example of men's intelligence at work.
Yeah as if we can't read his feeble young mind. There's HELL to pay, now, PEEPS...do or die! Our way or NO way.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
Close yer eyes boys and girls it's gonna git ugly in here. The grrls are after personal blood, now.
Who is this Biped mr wonderful guy..who dares talks to a newbie in the forum, anyway?
I know a couple things about him. First, I ask you, who puts after their name "mr wonderful?" Don't answer that I just ate breakfast.
Remember when your mother warned you never to get involved (or was it dad?) This is one of them times. *Ducking for cover*
Yeah and did you see what he said in the "Read My Damn Comics/Prey tell a newbie in da midst" forum?
THIS FREEKIN BIPED with the freekin tagAlong peepee girl...had the nerve to NAME US Goo-Goo" and "Ying-Yang!!!
CYBERstripGRRLS from Hell Part Five
Wonder which of us he thinks is GooGoo, and why?
Don't even go there, grrrlfriend. I GET FIRST DUBS ON YingYang!!!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
The Return of the GooGoo and YingYang Sisters Parts SixSixSix
We're back again to bring you everything you deserved and more.
YEAH and there is nothing you can do about it.
I can't believe he did that!
The End brought to you by pyromania
Freeeeeeeekin OW!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
The Random Return of GooGoo Part 7
Today was a mental health day for theDROOLfool and nothing was getting in his way. Not even the demonic spirit of YingYang's sister.
Restoring one's mental hopper's state of being has no time for attention getters and emotional vampires. There's a group of deliberate moments of activity happening, right now.
quiet deliberation

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
All is not well with flight 904. A passenger smelled gas in the batheroom & lit a match to see if the smell could be serious. He darwined immediately and put the plane in immediate crisis mode.
theDROOLfool's daymare about flying turned out to be far worse than any nightmare he could dream up.
jeeeezeLaweeeze What give's you the impression I was prepared?
Someone pass me the box cutters, please!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
I am watching you foolDROOL... damn-a-rama YOU SPELL IT OUT...PEEohPULL!
It's ok no one ever believed me. Think about it. What can you do when you see our government walking into a stinking situation that's gonna get us all ..uummm The infotoxin has taken over da ppl. OI!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
No one listens sooooo what's the sense in having a mouth. USE DA FREEKIN NOSE DAYUMITALL!
The way i spell is more important then what i draw or say. What's that tell ya?
BlueBloo My LifeIsBleu
Take a look around you...Our brain hamster must be dead.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
The hammer is mighter then the pen... LETS DO IT
High stakes were being awarded at the All American Bluiders Competition. The land would never be the same. But, no one minded because everyone was near sighted in the good old days.
DOH! ...wrong end Captain Obvious. Let's get rid of this chimp.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
Scientists must believe nuclear bombs are a crantific thing. Myself it's just another way to poop in yer own backyard.
Another sunny day in the neighborhood.
Destination earth
I think the polititans should all wear sunglasses so they can't hypnotize us.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
i feel so unbelievably bummed. It's a good thing i am alone.
blech!
Better one person hurts alone then two.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
We all come to a place in our lives where the body breaks down.
You know i always didn't look like this.
Yah...me either, but it happens.
Most people don't want to think about death. So they find themselves in a dead end job never realizing their passions, dreams and full potential.
Can you believe I weighed almost 400 pounds?
Nooooooooooooo not you. Dayum you look great now. Who would have thought it would have come to this to shed those pounds.
One day when death comes some people are so unprepared they have quite a rude awakening. ________________________________ _______TO BE CONTINUED_________
You have any regrets?
Oh yeh...I regret wasting my life and buying into the great lie.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-29-04
Enlightened beings don't just evolve .... or do they?
You were saying something about regretting believing the BIG LIE? What is that about.
Seriously? Now that you shed that heavy weight of a body...you have no idea what the BIG LIE was?
If someone is asleep you can wake them up but if they are pretending then you got a big fat hopeless job on your hands.
Hmmmmm Do I bs him and tell him I was kidding ?
Dayum you don't know, do ya?
................TO BE CONTINUED.........,,,.
Ok ....nooooo I dnn't are you going to tell me?
The Big Lie is all around us.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-30-04
I saw the Matrix... is that the BIG LIE that is all around us? Is that what you are talking about
Well I didn't get that movie, at all so I wouldn't know. What's with bringing me to this hot place?
Well I thought you were going to tell me that Hell was a lie. Just wanted to get that out of the way. No better truth then experience, they always say.
hmmmmmmmppht rather have had a climate more like heaven.
~~~~~~~~~To Be Continued~~~~~~~~
If you just saw heaven you would have believed there was a Hell?
Is this a trick question?

 

by theDROOLfool
4-30-04
What I think the BIG LIE was...we thought we'd live forever.
What appears to be real and important isn't what it appears to be.
You talk in riddles can you bring it down to a simple level?
Sure... We were standing to close to the BIG PICTURE and saw something totally different.
************ To Be Continued ************
Oh yeah...because we didn't step back to see the bigger picture.
We can't do it alone and the BIG LIE tells us we can. So we struggle for nothing.

 

by theDROOLfool
4-30-04
So many choices to choose from.
No one to help us along the way until we sense a higher calling. But then it's too late.
Come on, fellas...you know I would have done anything for that little piece of paper for your souls. Wanna bowl of soup for a trade?
Seems a bit unfair...That sun burned dood offering all these tempting earthly riches and God offers up a son.
Bizzare if you don't get the decoder ring !

 

by theDROOLfool
4-30-04
This is where you pups will all end up one day. From this day forward it's all down hill...to the grave. Any questions?
I do. Are we going to be tested on this?
I hope not...at least not soon!

 

by theDROOLfool
4-30-04
When Butch awoke his room was not as he left it.
Where did all this yellow come from?
A fire breaks out in the corner.
Someone is playing a joke on me...that's it!
**************To Be Continued*************
ruht roh... where's the exit???? THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!1
Time to talk to the hand master Butchkins. hehehehehe

 

by theDROOLfool
5-01-04
Butch quickly put out the fire with his trustworthy axe.
Good goly it got as hot as hell in here all of a sudden
Gotta deal for you Butch LISTEN UP!!! I can give you your heart's desire. Just name it and you get more then 3 wishes. I'm no cheeeezeball like that blue thing in the bottle
Butch quickly put out the fire with his trustworthy axe.
Good goly it got as hot as hell in here all of a sudden
Gotta deal for you Butch LISTEN UP!!! I can give you your heart's desire. Just name it and you get more then 3 wishes. I'm no cheeeezeball like that blue thing in the bottle
Without realizing it Butch's bald mind saved him from the darker forces' plans for him. "And the simple will confound the wise" ......................... TO BE CONTINUED
Wow DID YOU SEE THAT? A bonble in stripcreator!
Naw ...just trying to make you think twice...but I can see that is just me banging my head against the wall.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
Butch watched the Red Devil cover the walls grey, as he took off.
take that and that and this too
Hmmmmm Next time that sunburnt guy messes with me im gonna punch his lights out.
Another Idea came into Butch's mental hopper. His mind was on overdrive so he declined to chew the gum right away.
oNO a better idea Send him to the moon and blow his tail to kingdom come.
Fiddling around in his pocket, Butch finds his answer. Now he could chew his gum without the fear of tripping.
Rub him out of existence. hmmm could it be that easy?

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
Lunch time for Boozer was never easy.
Boss Slowblo, did you want a bite of my lunch?
Hell no...I thought you were stealing something...carry on.
No one ever trusted what Boozer had in those brown lunch bags.
Zoel, do you want to share lunch with me.
That's lunch...I saw something move in there. *gag*
From one beer drinker to another
Phillp, want to share my lumch?
We all know what's in that bagl Come outta the closet ...even yer name ...Jeeeeeeeeze Laweeeeeeeeze.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
Now that the Americans are making us Iraqians free... do you think we'll lose our cultural identities? Dito/dito to the American Indians?
cheapCHEEPcheap
A new Iraq with hyped up tourist traps, clown arches on every corner. Plus sizes to compensate for the happy meals, we can't live without. How can we have our freedom without all the emeshment?
CHEEPcheapCHEEP
IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY?????? What is important in life. Consuming more and more and at what price. Tell me! *sigh*
CheapCHEEPERcheapest

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
The gas prices had the Twin sisters, Maurawon and Maurato in a bit of a demural.
With the price of gas going up we may have to change our lifestyles.
Yeh, stay at home more. That means our boy friends will be at our house.
No way. Parental unit influences on our dates? CAN YOU SEE IT NOW?
Yeah, I can. You might have to make better choices in who you date.
Maybe you could help. Let me go out with your new boyfriend. Ooooh my gawwwd WADDA HUNK!
Can you see my head bleeding from hitting my head against the wall?

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
........Teaching a robot new tricks........
I am here to serve you in any way you need. Your direct command is my soul purpose in life to endevour.
I command you not to talk so much.
Ok
What happens when you can't carry out my commands and thus do not live up to your soul purpose in life.
DOES NOT COMPUTE does not computeDOES NOT COMPUTE does not computeDOES NOT COMPUTE does not compute
Awwwwwww come on! We humans do it all the time. It's not that hard!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
I should have listen to him more. But he always talked like that so I didn't see the warning signs.
This is the letter he mailed me before he offed himself. I got it yesterday. Want to read it?
Wow he mentionons us as his best friends and how much we cared about him.
Ain't that a hoot. How much did we care. We didn't even stop him. Dayum I am so bummed!
WAIT look here...He wrote this letter last year. Did you the date?
No..but that changes everything. Maybe last year we were his best friends but this year we were not. Phew! Gawwwd I feel better now.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
5 stars GREAT today
3 STARS average today
2 STARS u almost suck, today
4 stars almost great today
1 star u suck donkeys today
Can you tell me why? Or would that lampoon your city hall

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
Dragonball pup never learned when to run and when to roll over.
When you are through learning that trick we'll go over all the other ones to make sure you didn't forget.
arf arf
Let's go through the routine 1 more time, with hoops. I'll elevate the hoops so we have continual improvement on your performance.
arf arf
My care, love and understanding is based on your performance. This will assure you of my love. Well until you disobey me. Then u hit the door...don't bother to come back until you get the routine down
arf arf

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
A Contest just for newbies, like me?
Did you read about the contest on stripcreator that needs your face in it to win.
Win what?
Hmmmmm Something about hosting the next contest.
Ahh... Similar to the Hobbit's birthday in the Lord of the Rings... where the birthday person hosts the party as well as gives the gifts. I like that. So what do I get?
You get to be used and abused. If your lucky a tarnished reputation, after newbies get through with you.
Sounds wonderful! Defamation of character, for starters. There's got to be millions in it for me!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
Diablo had enough. He was going to be his own chicken.
Quite frankly, I have had it with you pushing me around and manipulating me.
Oh you have have...have you?
I MEAN IT, THIS TIME! .... Stop following me around and DON'T YOU DARE THREATEN ME WITH THAT END OF YOUR ......ummmm
Diablo lost his courage and regained his identity. Once an iconographic always an iconographic.
So you wanted me to jump when and how far off that cliff in your next adventure pact comic book?
That's much better! This time I will give your death more meaning. MMMM chicken McNuggets.

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
Could you tell my soldier over there he better pick up the pace? War isn't child's play, ya know.
If i sit quiet enough they go away, after awhile.
Hey, didn't you hear me. Don't have me call you a traitor to your country for not backing your troops.
MY TROOPS? If you were my troops you would be with your families...not expiring and blowing your limbs off. arrrrrgh
mumbling something unprintable under my breath !@#$%#@
Tell him................. HELL NO I WONT GO!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-02-04
ALVIN was an avid media enthusiast. Until one day.......
I saw this done on a commerical. GET READY....here comes a car now!
ummmmmmm, Alivin, i don't like this.
DON'T BE A WOOOOOSE. The altramaroon will swerve to avoid us, crash and we get all his spoils.
ummmmmmm You promise?
THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Two grease stains can't prove a thing about how media influenced their actions. But the RIAA can wad yer knickers in a wad & take you to the bank. WHOOOOOYAAAAA muckworm powa!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
i found a new friend. Their name is eviltwin
He could be my twin...cuz he looks just like me in his toons.
He's a newbie like me.
You will see well thought out lines that *omg* makes sense and have humor.
You won't see the same ole same ole...screw this/ KILL THAT/#$%^$# filler in his comics.
This is a shameless plug...for eviltwin comics. HE PAID ME TO SAY ALL OF THIS can you imagine what he'll offer you ............... CHECK HIM OUT!

 

by theDROOLfool
5-03-04
DOUBLE STANDARS are everwhere.
I'm gonna kick your lights in, bubba.
Yes you can do that. I on the other hand can not. I can play like I am but even that is risky for me. Becuz I am a guy.
There use to be a 'good ole boy system." but the pendulum swung to the other side.
I got him from behind...molly1.
Darn I left my money at home now I'll have to take the butt kicking.
It's the 21st century... LET'S evolve!
No money no honey. Yer all mine whimp!
Wait....do you take nickles?

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