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by weird4
8-22-07
Welcome back to 2007. How was it?
It was okay I guess.
What happened?
Well looks like I'm not going to be a normal person this year.
Good idea..
YOU SON OF A *****!

 

by weird4
8-23-07
DAD!! I'M BACK!
OH MY GOD! IT'S YOU!
Guess what? I'm still addicted to sugar!
I don't think that's supposed to be good for you.
WHAAAAAAAA!!
You'll learn one day. You'll learn.

 

by weird4
8-24-07
I know that you're upset that sugar is bad but face the facts.
You're right. I think it's about time I change.
Hello YouTube.
What a weird kid I have.

 

by weird4
8-25-07
Welcome to the 10th grade everyone! I'll be your 2nd period teacher.
YEAH! WOOOT!
Excuse me. What's your name?
YEAH BABY! SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Oh..The guy who surfs the internet
NO DEAL!! YES!! I won $20,000

 

by weird4
8-26-07
May I have a word with you?
Wow! Just look at those mellons.
Ahem. May I have a word with you?
I wish I had those at home!
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
Looking at the shopping network.

 

by weird4
8-26-07
I pulled you out of class because your teacher told me that you were looking at YouTube videos.
Of course I was. I saw Lidnesy Lohan's...
I hate to say this but we took the computers away from the class for a while.
WHAAA! You a**!
And now we'll be sheculing a conference with your dad.
AAAAAAA!!! YOU MISERABLE *******!

 

by weird4
8-27-07
Eh..Doesn't bother me.
Your school called today.
It's alright. I ate a lot today.
They said you've been looking at videos during class. No supper for you until you behave.
Sucked a lot of ****
Where's that ruler?

 

by weird4
8-28-07
That morning before school.
Attention members of the PTA. We have a student here who has been on YouTube lately.
If anyone apposes to getting rid of the computers from the district, speak now or-
HAHA! Everyone passed out.

 

by weird4
8-29-07
I'm glad you came to my office today. I understand you like YouTube right?
Hell yeah! It beats all the **** Blockbuster gives away.
Well, I'm going to show you a video and what it really is.
Sweet.
30 mins later
And this is what a girls vagina looks like with an STD.
AAAAAAAAA!! MY EYES!

 

by weird4
8-30-07
So, I'm guessing you're back to normal?
Yep. That's what I said.
That's good to hear. What are you doing?
Looking at your webcam from space.
The next day
What's going on?
Hmmm...I didn't know our company changed it's name.

 

by weird4
8-31-07
What the hell is going on? Who changed our sign to America's Ass?
Sir, we're America Express..
Well all I'm asking is who did it?
Sir, I have no idea whatsoever. Maybe you're son perhaps?
Good God!
Do I keep my job?

 

by weird4
9-01-07
I need to talk to you.
Look, I know I changed the sign but I just wanted to get a laugh out of things.
All I was going to say was I went back to crack.
Oh..I didn't know. Did they take the censors away?
Yep.
YOU CHEEKY BASTARD!

 

by weird4
9-01-07
Yo! I'm oficer Dan Richerds. I'm the guard here at American Express.
TEN HUT! I'm Mr. Meyrs!
Really? Kenny here! I'm addicted to crack!
Really? So am I!
Meanwhile at Stripcreator.com HQ
This isn't right. Call the FCC.
What FCC? I was too interested by this comic and we just screwed it up.

 

by weird4
9-02-07
All right. I did what you said. I took everything out from the trunk and put it here.
Great! Now we need that BBQ set...
What BBQ set? Oohh you mean the grill?
You left it at home didn't you?
AAAAAAAAA SHIT!

 

by weird4
9-02-07
Gee Dad. Summers almost over. And we only have 3 hours left of the sun.
Yeah. Those were the good 'ol summers. Like when we went fishing.
Yeah. You caught that 30 pounder fish.
But it turned out to be a whale.
Happy Labor day- weird4
HAPPY LABOR DAY DAD!
You to son!

 

by weird4
9-03-07
Hey Duite. Wanna play a game?
Lemme think..No.
Come on. It's April 1st!
I said no!
Pull my finger.
You despise me.

 

by weird4
9-04-07
Hey dad. Where ya goin?
There's an emergancy meeting at my office.
What happened?
The Taco machine died.
It's days like this when everyone on earth had the same dad like me.

 

by weird4
9-05-07
What's the emergancy?
Well we're here for a meeting about the taco machine.
What happened?
It broke...I mean died.
Aww shit. Life will never be the same without taco Monday.
Want some cash?

 

by weird4
9-06-07
So...Phil...Where were you on the 3rd day of yesteryear?
Uh..I don't know what that means.
AHHA! You don't know! The theif is in this room.
Uhh..The taco machine stoped working an hour ago.
Congrats. You passed the test.
This is a test?

 

by weird4
9-07-07
So boss, what are we going to do about the taco machine?
Well we need to find a replacement for it until we have enough money to get a new one.
What did you have in mind?
A television I guess..For people to watch.
Damn, I need a break.

 

by weird4
9-08-07
It was no big deal really.
Well Mr. Meyers, I thank you for getting a new taco machine for us.
Hell no!
Do I get a promotion?
Jeez...just trying to help out.

 

by weird4
9-09-07
Hey dad. Like my new Halloween costume?
Sure I do. You're going as an astronaut?
What's wrong with that?
Nothing..Just hopeing you're wearing clothes under there.
Eh screw it.
Naked astronaut perhaps?

 

by weird4
9-10-07
Yep.
So let me get this straight..You are an astronaut?
Yep.
But....Naked?
Screw you.
Weird huh?

 

by weird4
9-11-07
Hello..I'm here to spread the word that today is in fact 9/11.
What's important about that?
2 things. First off people died on the planes and secondly, the chicken came before the egg.
HOLLY CRAP! WHAAAAA!!
About 30 mins later.
Rosie 'O Donald is a lesbian?

 

by weird4
9-12-07
Hmmm...Maybe you should take that off. Halloween isn't for another month.
I tried to but it's stuck.
Stuck? My God what have you been doing?
Getting laid...

 

by weird4
9-13-07
Somthing smells weird in this suit.
Hmmm...I'll have Melvin look at it today.
That evening.
And?
Okay so I shouldn't ask a dunk person.

 

by weird4
9-14-07
Okay okay. You had your fun. Now change me back.
I didn't do anything.
Well I was told that you're wearing one of those suits that cause things to change around them.
And?
Give your dog a bone.

 

by weird4
9-14-07
*Burp* Wasn't me.
What the hell? The background changed!
Ahhh shit.
Well you did what you could.

 

by weird4
9-15-07
Look son, I can't be like this forever. I'm sure Melvin will have an idea on how to get things back to normal.
I can think of a way.
Really? How?
Sorry...I was thinking of porn.
You were close on that one.

 

by weird4
9-16-07
Really? What?
Okay I have a plan.
So I just have to think about you and our house right?
The effect of the suit gives you the power to change things.
In China...
Eh screw it.
You got it...almost.

 

by weird4
9-17-07
Dad, I can't!
Okay now. Try to get things back to normal.
Okay okay. Jeez.
Okay Plan B. Take off the suit. NOW!
Do you feel a breeze or is it just me?
AHA! It worked!

 

by weird4
9-18-07
WHAAAAA!!!! Darn this day!
What happened?
My teacher at school was absent today and we were learning Sex ED.
What's bad about that?
We had to have sex with her!!
What a nutty school.

 

by weird4
9-19-07
What else were we supposed to do? Look at porn?
So you're telling me..you...a 16 year old had sex with a 40 year old.
I CAN'T! SHE'S HAVING KIDS NOW!!
I want you to appologise to your teacher.
It's called dramatic irony dipwad.
That was fast.

 

by weird4
9-20-07
I can't believe my own son had sex with his teacher.
What teacher? Don't you mean that hot sub who has...
Uh...You know what I mean?
N-n-no sir. I just...er..uh..
Meet me in my office at lunch.
Want me to bring a condom?

 

by weird4
9-21-07
Welcome to the Channel 3 news. I'm Butch Heifer with todays top story. At St. Mills High School, a student claimed that he had sex with the substitute.
Hours later, evil robots destroyed the school and the student was arested while the subsitute was hung to her death.
This just in. I'm going out with Lisa Montgomery.
He's so lieing.

 

by weird4
9-22-07
Officers say that he'll be in jail for 45 days. What the hell will happen next?
Wait a sec...This just in...police raised the bail charge to $5,000,000!
2 hours later
You sick bastard.

 

by weird4
9-22-07
We interupt this comic for a breaking news story. Our creator...uhhh...That guy will be gone from Friday to Monday afternoon.
As much as I hate to say this but...BONUS STRIP TIME!!
HAHA! HE GOT LAID!
Where's the doughnuts you promised?

 

by weird4
9-22-07
Sigh..
What happened?
My son is in jail for 40 days..He claimed he had sex with the sub.
Well I do have a part time job at the jail. I bet the answer is behind you.
Greeting earthling..Me am ready for duty!
Speak English son!

 

by weird4
9-23-07
Me don't know. Me think you idiot.
What the? How'd you escape?
Me have no clue. Me son right? Well you wrong.
Who the hell are you?
Me think you crazy.
DAMN IT JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE!?

 

by weird4
9-24-07
Me no understand. Me think you crazy.
Come on. There has to be a catch here.
Me tell you this before. Me did not escape.
Seriously, how'd you escape from jail?
He's gone crazy like baboon in tree.
YOU CHEAKY SON OF A BITCH! TELL ME!!

 

by weird4
9-24-07
You shut fuck up. You despise me you ass.
Stop playing games. Who are you?
This isn't you. Come on. I'm taking you back to the jail.
HOLLY CRAP! You came to get me out!
The hell?

 

by weird4
9-24-07
Uh...I went to jail?
What the hell is going on?
Dad, you've had a little too much of crack today haven't you?
But before you were acting strange like an alien.
WHY DIDN'T I JOIN YOU!! THIS SUCKS!

 

by weird4
9-24-07
Are you here to bail me out?
Don't you know how much it costs these days?
$300?
Nope. Your collage fund.
$7.45?
Good grief.

 

by weird4
9-25-07
So how am I going to get out of here. Smells like crap anyways.
Look I'm going to the bank and see if I can take some money out.
OF MY COLLEDGE FUND!?
No...
Oh..Get back here as fast as you can you bastard!

 

by weird4
9-25-07
The nerdy guy?
Hey. I work for your dad.
Hehe. No. I'm here to bail you out. But the police needs to do a prostate check on you.
So I see he's gay to huh?
Exactly.

 

by weird4
9-26-07
What do you do?
Okay kid this'll be a quick one.
AAAAAAAA!! THAT'S TOTALY GAY MAN!
Easy. I put my finger in your ass.
What's next? Having sex with me? Nuh-uh man!

 

by weird4
9-27-07
Oh the prostate exam? Bad..
How'd it go?
He put his finger in my ass and...
What happened?
3 hours later
Good God.

 

by weird4
9-27-07
Where to?
Come on! The taxi is almost here. Aren't you ready?
We're going to the family reunion.
Well if we're going you better drop that damn mug!

 

by weird4
10-01-07
At the airport
Dad why are we going to a crappy family reunion.
Don't say that. We haven't seen them in years.
Well what are they going to say when they see that crappy mug of yours?
Hey, my father passed it down to me and now I pass it on to you.
It says, "Worlds Greatest Porn Star."
Excatly.

 

by weird4
10-01-07
Are we there yet?
No.
5 mins later
Are we there yet?
FOR THE LAST GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH TIME NO! GOD DAMN!!
We should've got first class.

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