All comics by yourdogsmom17

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by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Grrr!
Die Bear!
Now Now, Chives. You know i love you.
But you growled at me!
'twas a love growl.
Stupid!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
I shall slay you KNOW EVIL DRAGON!
Town: Yay Knight Guy!
Ouch *dead*
Haha!
Later on.
Thanks. Heres the fifty.
No problem. Starbucks tomorrow? 8 a.m. good?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Oh bear. Lets make love once more before we die!
grrr!
Oh wait... I am not gay!
grrr?
Oh bear. You always know what to say to persuade me!
grrr!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
ughhhhblaHHHAHAHA
I think you've had enough.
you have, i have not! and BOY AM I HORNY!
(sloppy seconds!)>
woops
Hey get in line motherfucker

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-18-04
High Five, Homie!
So did it hurt?
Uh... wanna play bloody knuckles?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-18-04
default characters to say happy birthday
to yourdogsmom since he won't
be on SC tomorrow(July 19 ;) )
or for a while
Awesome gifts so far:
Hacky sack!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-20-04
He-whattt???!
Prepare to die, human.
I'm Not a human. I am Death. You must be one of the motherfuckers who have been killing these people. I am to bring the apocalypse, asshole.
Will you please put that thing down?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-20-04
Are You sure about that?
Yeah Man don't worry, everyone is dead.
......
Man, they're all dead.
GOD DAMN IT THERE IS NO ONE BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-20-04
Wow, Heaven is not like i imagined... WOAH A BEER!
AWESOME TONS OF MONEY
Yes, my child, enjoy
Who the hell are you?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-21-04
Pff...I should kill this dude.
So please, just keep it down, I am trying to sleep. Thank you, good sir.
Uh....

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-21-04
I wish I may I wish I might, wish upon a star so bright(er tonight)
Hello young bo--...dog on a ball?
WO...LOLZWIZZ HOOK ME UPZ!!!11
Oh God!
LOLZ Y M I N PRIZZN WIZZ? WIZZ???!?1?//

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-24-04
Hello Mr. Robinson!
Go away robot.
Hello Mr. Robinson!
I said..... GO AWAY ROBOT!
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!!!
why the fuck did i get this piece of shit.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-24-04
See, I told you "GOD" wouldn't end our world.
That comet that just hit will end us before any stupid GOD will.
Damn. I'm a Virgin. Wanna have gay buttsex before we die?
YES

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-24-04
Yes I love to use it in my incense bowl.
Or as you call it "bong".
wow these ones were great...... I'm trippin' already
......woah. Jesus totally smoked.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-24-04
Wow Monkey! The black hole must've sent us to this far off planet!
hee haww!
Umm, Yeah whatever. Look! there's an alie- wait...
HEE HAWW!!!
Its Andy Kaufman!
Could you Keep it down? I'm on the Cradle.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-24-04
1781
Fuck you, England! Thank god France helped us win this war because YOU SUCK BALLS
200ish years later...
Fuck you, France!!! Thank god England is backing us up in this war!
That's right, France is EVIL! FREEDOM FRIES!!!
...and that is how America came to be.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-25-04
why are we in a canyon?
ouch!
my nuts!
I dunno, nice panties though.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-25-04
Hey, uh, we got another one for you.
Oh, Great.
Yeah well, unfortunately he was wearing that damned necklace. I'll be back tomorrow, to pick him up.
Wait! What did this one do?
Well, he raped all of his children and their preschool classmates. Then he murdered them all, and lied under oath.
Not another priest, goddamnit.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-25-04
Thats it! This thing is loaded! Time to Die Bitch!
Yeah, Okay.
I said: This thing is LOADED! with BULLETS!
Go ahead, shoot me. It's not like I've been through worse or anything. Piece of shit.
You aren't even scared? Why do you look so nervous?
Meh. Chasing that fucking bird for twenty years got me hooked on crack/cocaine.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-25-04
Were here with John Smith, owner of the "Wild and Rare Bird Museum".
Just yesterday we found the rarest and deadliest bird alive.
What sorts of things does this bird do?
It will first shoot poison straight into your mouth, eyes or ears. Then it will peck at your head until it can eat your sweet brain juices. Lets go have a look!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-25-04
Oh look, an innocent human. I'll flash him the "peace" sign that the captain told us to.
What the hell are you looking at?
He seems angered, I wonder if i'm in....
Hey you piece of shit, stop lookin at me like that and go the hell away! thats it....
Yep, definitely America.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-25-04
Tell me what happened exactly.
I didn't mean to do it! really I didn't!
So you admit it?
No... well yes and no! i was mislead!
How can you be mislead into shooting someone?
The TV tells me that people kill people, not guns!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-27-04
LITTLE ASIAN GIRL! BOW DOWN BEFORE ME, OR I SHALL KILL YOU!
You do know there is an ambulance and caravan of cop cars over there. Idiot.
*sobsob* and then..she..... called me STUPID! *sob* hate crime! **supersob**

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-27-04
Wow. Scottsdale sure is beautiful.
Hey, look! clouds. maybe it's monsoon season.
three days later
the clouds haven't moved.
Lets go inside its fucking hot out here.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-27-04
Wow. The Grand Canyon sure is beautiful.
Lets go inside. It stinks like donkey ass and its fucking hot out here.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-27-04
Wow. Lake Havasu sure is beautiful.
Lets go inside. It stinks like beer and skank ass. Plus its fucking hot out here.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-27-04
Wow. Flagstaff sure is beautiful. And its nice and cold here.
Lets go inside. The sidewalk is freezing over, we can't drive anywhere, plus, its fucking cold out here.

 

by yourdogsmom17
8-04-04
MMMMMMMM AH!
Oh my god, I can't believe you just took a crap in Satan's underwear drawer!
Relax. Satan and I always play practical jokes on eachother. Besides, how could he possibly top this one?
I don't know ... Satan's pretty crafty ...
One Week Later
Abortion?! On your file it said "Fertility drugs"...

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-22-05
I awake from my hibernation.
Welcome Back, Kotter!
My name is Charlie, but thanks. So, how have things been the past few months?
Things have been... Stayin' Alive.
Uh, okay. Were there any good Election comics? Any good Bush jokes?
We can just say, he's an Urban Cowboy.

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-24-05
I'm telling you, you can join. We do not discriminate based on background life, even if it is homicidal.
I'll just have to confiscate that tie. We're a peace club, not a bunch of squares.

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-24-05
Ho ho ho... that's the one!
You sure?
Yes yes.
What do you want done, sir?
Ho ho... Kill the bastard. No fucker bangs my wife and gets away with it!

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-26-05
Son, get to bed, it's already 11.
Mom, it's Saturday night.
Well, tomorrow is Easter, and we're going to early mass like real christians.
Ugh. Fine.
5:00 a.m., Easter
*yawn* Good morning, Mom. Ready for church?
Fuck it. See you at noon.

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-26-05
I think we're lost. Let's ask for directions.
No, no, we're almost there.
Almost where?
Mwuahahaha.
Welcome to CompUSA!
NOOOOOOOO!

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-28-05
Hey, mister, could I have some help?
Yes, what do you need?
Are you retarded?

 

by yourdogsmom17
3-28-05
Dear Apple: I was wondering what is taking my order so long to ship. The site said same business day. - Cpausti
Cpausti: The reason your order may take some time, is because our estimated ship date may be extended due to unforseen difficulties. - Apple Co.
What difficulties with my order took place?
We gave it to FedEx.

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