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by yourdogsmom17
6-27-04
old people
Mom, why are you watching Fox News??
Look Charlie, i'll watch what I want okay!?
O'Reilly Factor
Bill O'Reilly here. Today we'll take a fair and balanced look at worthless Clintoized liberals. Why are you buying his book? The book is just a ****ing lie. A lie to the masses. Suck my balls, *****.
He's lying to the masses? Why don't you suck MY balls, Mr. O'Lielly.

 

by yourdogsmom17
6-27-04
Shadang shadang
EXPLODINGDOG
Do i know you?
I will have to kill you.
To be continued!
What color is this room?
The Outkast video is on again???????

 

by yourdogsmom17
6-27-04
You found a TV?
Yeah.
Whats going on?
Eh. Scott Peterson Trial.
The Captions need some work, but the music gets ya each time.
Anything Else?
Yeah, they keep looping the Hagen Daaz commercials on VH1.

 

by yourdogsmom17
6-27-04
WHEREEEEEE
Hey Sara wassup
Nothin. just got here.
OH SHIT ITS MAD MAX
CRAPRUN!
No worries! I only kill Jews.

 

by yourdogsmom17
6-29-04
Sara why are we seeing this?
To see if it really is anti-semetic.
oh father!
I'm Jewish
lol that was like Jackass
Damned Mel Gibson

 

by yourdogsmom17
6-29-04
ROCK AGAINST BUSH 2004
You gotta fight, for your right, to VOTE!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!! JESUS RULES!!!!!!!
You gotta fight, for your right, to TO PARTY!!!!!!
YEAH!!!!! GO BIG J.C. !!!!!!!
You gotta fight, for your right, to NOT GET CRUCIFIED!!!!!!
......

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
lolz lyk worped 2er wuz awwzum!!!111
ya da yelocard wuz da bezt fukz0xin band evahh
nahz i lykd da utariz lolz i wish chingy wuz derr tht wudda ben fuxxin awwzum dog
awwshiz brak yo sef foo chingy in da houz lololol
lolol ya chingz0r rox meh soxxx
By any chance have you noticed the change in setting throughout the panels? The variety is charming but a tad distracting.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
YES I AM SATAN MWUAHAHA
If you are Satan, why cannot you float as I am doing now?
YOU'VE GOT A POINT ASIANGIRL2...
Yes. I am all knowing/floating.
I AM SATAN MWUAHAHA
who dang

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
MWUAHAHA I AM SATAN. I CAN GIVE YOU ALL THE BEER YOU WANT!
Party. Wait... whats the catch, catchy?
You must share the beer with me in form of this rocket.
Um.... I don't share.
GIVE ME YOUR SOUL

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
Is this a great game or what?
Yeah, too bad I gotta leave soon.
You can't leave, we've almost finished it! Where do you gotta go?
I've got some important business to take care of...
Alright, here he is.
MWUAHAHA HELPLESS INFIDEL

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
Hey.
Yo.
Man, I gotta get this off my chest.
Gross
I am Satan.
Yo.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
Hey Man.
Hey.
Why is your account name "yourdogsmom17" on everything?
It's all I can think of, plus it saves time.
Why do you make numerous Jesus comics?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-02-04
My people! I have come to teach you my ways, for it seems you all have forgotten.
Hello young man! I am Jesus!
Hey man don't impersonate jesus okay! fuckin damned piece of crap you are i'll kill you! HE DIED FOR US!
*cries*

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Hey Squirrel.
Hey Johnny.
Well, this is our first comic.
Yep.
Bench!
This sucks.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Could you imagine being a diabetic? that would suck!
Johnny, I need to tell you something.
What is it, squirrel?
I.....I am a diabetic.
What a coincidence. I guess I should tell you something too. I have been feeding you diet fudgesicles because they are cheaper.
BASTARD

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Man do I hate the BA.
Nothing's on but MTV Cribs... damn
I mean jeez. There is enough information to impeach the bitch on here.
World Poker Tour again?! heh heh Fox News
Squirrel I warned you... you wont like me when I'm angry!!!
Hey! watch the couch bud

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Man, I am so bored. I just wanna get away from things.
Eey mah lil cracka, try summa deez. Derr sho ta getchu flo'in. Fly easy, whitey!
HAHA MAN WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN FEEDING IT
Um... Are you okay Johnny?
HEH ITS LIKE THIS BIG HAH WOAH
People with powers shouldn't experiment with mushrooms.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
BUY THE JAMMIN "FLY JAMS" CD! WITH ALL OF THE BEST FLY HITS!
SERIOUSLY, ITS MOTHER FUCKING FLY AS HECK, YO!
ALSO AVAILABLE: FIRED UP! ALL THE BEST TECHNO SUPER HITS!! FIRE IT UPPPP!!!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Hey Chives, have you seen Johnny
Um.. Well no. But I know he's not in the abyss.
Hola, hava you-o seen el senor Johnny?
MEESA ASIAN NO FIND DEE JOHN
Why bother.
JAH DOO GAH

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
FART OF FIRE
I need to find Johnny, Chives. Wanna help?
What else do I have....
To be Continued
Well?
Hey listen to this! "I know where Johnny is. Meet me at the corner of Walsh and Owt, in the Earth spectrum."

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Well we are here... Where's this guy?
He'll be here
Excuse me, are you the man who sent the letter?
Yes. I understand you are looking for Johnny. To find Johnny you must first obtain the Lamp Shade of Cobbin. To get that, you need a password.
Enclosed in that envelope are the directions to the password, and the Lamp Shade.
I want to go lay in bed

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
So where do we go for the password?
It says some where on the moon...
On the moon...
Sweet Jesus....
JAH DOO GAH!!!1

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
"JAH DOO GAH JAH DOO GAH"
Dood, I can't take this. Lets leave.
Way ahead of you.
Where do we find the Lamp shade?
AT THE WHITE HOUSE!
STATE THE PASSWORD
I can't think of it...
JAH DOO GAH

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
ENTER
Sweet
DIE TERRORISTS
he finds the shade
man does this comic suck

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Hey man.
wtf? I've been looking for you for like six comics now!
Oh yeah, Boobs told me. I just went to the moon for a while.
Boobs, eh? I'd like to meet her.
and so ends Wheres johnny. Most horrible series ever.
BOOBS

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
CANT TOUCH THIS
do do
do do
STOP
hammertime

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-03-04
Hello sir, my mother just died leaving me and my sister on the streets... spare some change?
Sorry, I have no change, but I do have a special deal....
Puja! I have great news!
What is it?
I just saved a whole bunch of money buy switching to Geico!
That's it. We're eating HER for dinner tonight....

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-04-04
HA HA! Lookit the horse face on that ugly fucking old skanky fag-hag!
*GASP* NOBODY talks to Zelda, Queen of the Gypsies like that! NOBODY!
Boy, are you in for it! She'll probably put a curse on you or something!
Ahh, BALONEY! What could possibly happen?
......
What are you staring at?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-05-04
"You are invited to the wedding of Boobs and Puja... cordially! Signed Parents of Puja." NOOOOOOO!!!!
DONT WORRY MY MAN I AM A SUPERIOR PERSUADER
When did Boobs learn to speak?
Well, Who knows! I'm going to go take a bath and hammer1-2.
Meanwhile, at the Wedding...
BOOBS THE CONQUERER
*death and destruction*

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-05-04
Gephardt
zzzzzzz
these guys give a new meaning to "sleep america"
Dean
zzzzzzz
these guys give a new meaning to "sleep america"
Kucinich
smooooooke on the wwwaaaaaterr jun jun junnn
i love this song man....wheres that squirrel i am so fuckin hungry

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-05-04
As you may have read earlier, the first two panels of "If Kerry and *fill in* win" were the same.
The reason is, Our computer is a fuxxin peese uv 5h17.
So, we give you, the middle panel.
Here it is, folks.
Dean
YYYYYYIIIIPEEEEE!!! I AM GETTING THE MAIL!!!! YYYYYOWWWWZAA!!!11
He was just in denial, fucker

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-10-04
Well, Captain? You wanted to see me?
Why Yes, young boy! We have a mission for you... tonight!!!
What is the mission?
We have some info on a drug bust. We need you to check it out, at the old gas station on 91st. Remember, clean up any evidence that would suggest you were there.
Note to self: fire is not a cleaning tool.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-14-04
oh man, teh eagles rule.
Yeah so I pounced off the bedpost right in...
woooo hooo witchay woman
And boy did we get to it.
I am one damned pussy master.
You have a bushy moustache?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-15-04
UN CLANGZOR

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-15-04
booooOOOooo
booooOOOooo ooooooooooooo
booooOOOooo

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-15-04
yo man
eHH...ey
So man, theres gonna be a bangin partay with tons of babes and stuff, maybe oreos
blibbidy aahh!
Man, you better lay off the coke/acid.
Andgotopartiesfororeoslikeyouyoustonermcgeelittlemouseohman

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-15-04
We're here with Mr. Hawking.... who has recently conducted a new theory on the black hole.
Correct. I, have, summed it, up to, one, single, thought....
.....

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-15-04
Don't i know you from somewhere?
YES we met on the SUBWAY TO WORKYOU ARE MY BUILDINGS janitor
Oh.
Yes, I believe we spoke of groinal PAINS AND your alcohol related penal discharge.
What this? Well at least I don't jizz from my armpits, poppy.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Hey. I still can't beat this damned level, even with the cheats.
Which level?
It's the one where you have to protect Natalya. I could shoot this bitch myself.
Here lemme try it.
Um, I beat it.
Oh. I'm just gonna go, y'know........cry.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Man the Patriot Act sucks.
Sure does.
Its completely giving up our privacy to the CIA.
umm
Terrorist scum!!!
Damn.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Oh man Cocoa Puffs rule.
Yeah they do, i could go for some myself!
I'll get you some.
Awesome! oh shit here comes Sonny.
CHOCOLATE???!! CHOCOLATE!!!!??????!!!!?!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
No more of this nonsense! You're better than this!
I SAID NO

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Hey nice to meet you.
Yo!
......
.....Yo! sup!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
I am going to eat you all!!!
......
Yeah, sure you are, buddy.
Later that day...
*sob*sob*sob*

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
So I says, "Eeey! why don't yous come taste my carrot!" eheheheh.
Fuckin wanker.
Damn Rudolph.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
That one looks like a Teapot!
That one looks like a Dogonaball!
that one looks like a new atmospheric layer!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Nice Blade ya got there.
I personally like this style.
Yes, perhaps. But can you reap with your mind, infidel?

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Damn. I hate taking inventory.
Yeah.
All we do is count these stupid american flags.
Yeah. Heh, we should burn one.
Heh, It's Viva La Guantanamo Bay for you, bud.

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Welcome to the Great Wall of China!
Yes! This wall can be seen from outer space! wave! dahahahahahahahhahahahha
dahahahahahahahahaha oh darcy you so funny
Yes! what did dee chicken cross road?!?!?!
idunnowhydidhewhydidhewhydidhewhydidhewhydidhewhydidhe
hehheh doodoo get todee oda side. looke at dee steps!

 

by yourdogsmom17
7-16-04
Man, James, texas sure is boring.
Shut up George. Hey look, National Guard!
Mr. Bush, I need to sign you up for flight class. What is your Middle name again?
In the future....
We need to stop these terrorist killers! Send in ten thousand.

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