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by zoso77
7-02-05
Hello mr 77 my client would like to have a meeting with u tomorrow at noon.
Allright i can finally see the man im up against
Hed like you to state a reason for your abrupt idea to overthrow him
What?!Reason? theres no reason i was just really high one time and decided to do it and i stuck with it man
Well then tomorrow noon Creator enterprises downtown room 666
Woah man thats bad luck.....Downtown

 

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by zoso77
7-02-05
Hello mr creator i am mr 77 the future king of your vast empire
Well hello mr 77 i want to make it very clear that you will never overthrow me my loyal subjects will not allow it
ya well once i introduce to them the sacred religion of the MUNKAFARIAN they will join me
Well you you ah cant do that because well hmmmmmmmmmm
THIS MEANS WAR!!!!!

 

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by zoso77
7-02-05
Allright it seems the enemy, Mr creator has declared war on me but u will fight for me and win me my empire!!!
Man am i talking to a pig man???

 

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by zoso77
7-08-05
Okay my plan is complete!!
Really can i join your army??
Sure ya can little man
Can Piggy Join the army
Sure that would be cool a pig on our side
Cool

 

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by zoso77
7-12-05
Hey you give me your money
Hey man you have a gun wanna join my army??
Uh hows the dental??
Very good. Fantastic even
Okay im in

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Hey grandma can you pay for my trip to Africa?
Now deary why do you want to go to africa?
To meet a tribe and learn there ways
O Okay
YAY
Heres 10000 $ bye bye sonny

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Hi
Hello welcome to Africa
Lets get going
Youre right we should
AAAAAAAAA

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
AAAA wuts happening
Settle down settle down
Where am i?
You are in the world of human animals
Woah
We wil be your hosts for your stay please feel free to tour and talk to us we are very kind

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Well hello stranger
uh hey
Ill be your butler, tour guide, and sexy beast for your stay
Im sorry wut was the last one?
nothing

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Who is the king?
The king is his majesty king poochie
I want to meet him
Yes right this way

 

by zoso77
8-12-05

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Hello your highness
Well hello you must be visitig welcome. you wouldnt be able to win wars by any chance would you?
Why 3 weeks ago i was on mars and won a war for them
well this war will be one of the real wars one with TANKS, GUNS, KILLING!!!!
Well ill certainly help you
Good you can meet my hired assassin and work with him.

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Hi
Okay so you will learn to become an assassin.
are you from EARTH
yes i liked it here so much i stayed its a wonderful place
okay lets train
yes

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Yes i am done
Now a costume
Good?
No
Good?
Perfect

 

by zoso77
8-12-05
Okay lets go spot the enemy
Hey you What are you up to
What?
ATTACK!!
AAAAAAA

 

by zoso77
8-14-05
Your highness ive spotted the enemy
Okay
What is our next move sire
You will break into their base and find out their plan. then once we see their base blowup well move into there second base and kill there master
How do you know theres a second base??
I JUST DO NOW MOVE!!!!!

 

by zoso77
8-14-05
Now this is messed
How will i do this i have to blow it up
OKAY THATS DONE

 

by zoso77
8-14-05
Man you blow up their first base and they start killing
Yeah i dont even nknow wut species these guys are
Maybe well find out soon im busting into their 2nd base
Good luck soldier
Keep this bunker safe you're in charge of the officers in this platoon now
SIR YES SIR

 

by zoso77
8-14-05
Woah creepy
AHA i found the leader!!!
KING POOOCHIE???
Yes it is i have created an army of pissed off Human animals and they have joined me to rid this world of the goodie goodie animals and the rules.

 

by zoso77
8-14-05
Well u will lose and i do not consider u king anymore u are scum SCUM POOCHIE
You will not get back to lead the others becuz you will be dead soon
Think again
What?
AHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS MEANS WAR BIOTCH SEE YA SOON
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

by zoso77
8-14-05
Inform the others that the enemy is being led by king poochie and i am leading this side of the feild
SIR YES SIR
Bunny This is Platoon 51 you are the captain keep the men in the bunkers and kill anyone who comes near
SIR YES SIR
I will go lead platoon 34 into the battle feild tell coyote to move his platoon into the right of the battle feild and shoot
SIR YES SIR

 

by zoso77
8-17-05
Now Poochie you will Fall in front of all ur subjects
Never
WATCH
What??
FLAMETHROWERS!!!
AAAAAAA

 

by zoso77
10-06-05
Hi can i get Some Ribs
And a Budweiser
Im sorry your looking for the white trash dier across the road

 

by zoso77
10-06-05
Father i need to ask you a question
Yes child anything
Is it a sin to have sex before receiving Communion
Only if you block the aisle

 

by zoso77
10-06-05
20 packages of condoms please
oh
What do you do with all those?
I taught my dog to swallow them and now he shits in plastic bags

 

by zoso77
10-06-05
and now for another CONFUCIOUS SAYS.....................
Hewo phank you fo ah coming
Confucious say: Baseball wrong, man with four balls uh cannot walk
Phank you Phank you dwive safewy

 

by zoso77
11-24-05
Hey john. I didn't know you were a christian
I'm sorry what??I was distracted by your extremely large penis.

 

by zoso77
11-24-05
Give me your money
Uh i am sowwy i do not celebrate easter. I am a buddhist monk.
I dont care
Confucious say, does bald man wash head wif soap or shampoo?
uh...WHAT?!?! just gimme your wallet man!

 

by zoso77
11-24-05
Captain we must be heading to earth for debreifing
Why Spork you are certainly right
Beam me up
Yes Captain
live long and prosperous

 

by zoso77
11-24-05
Ill fight my way out you evil space alien
Sir im just a security gaurdyou were causing a disturbance
I wont fall for that my little green freind
Youll never make me talk
Im calling my supervisor

 

by zoso77
11-24-05
Okay sir tell us what happened
I....I dont know i just blacked out. Why are my parents dead? Theyve been killed!!
Sir it seems you have killed your Parents and their dog
no not pookie NOT POOKIE!!!
coem with me sir

 

by zoso77
12-28-05
Sir you have to make sure i STAY in jail....after..after what i did to pookie *sob*
Sir, are you one bot concerned that you killed your parents? The very people that made you who you are?
Well they didn't do a good job now did they. THATS IT! It's not my fault it's their fault! AHAHAHA i'll be innocent SCOTT FREE!!
ummm.. so your pleading guilty due to insanity?

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Hello mr...uh...bunny im your attorney. So what are you being charged for??
Murder of my Mother and Father. And...and...my d-dog POOKIE WAHAAH
WOAH YOUR DOG??
Thats low

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
AAARRR well hello Johnathan Bayler HARDY HAARR
LIKE MY SWORD JOHNNY?
CREATE AN ACCOUNT MY YELLOW BELLIED FREND AND JOIN ME IN THE FIGHT AGAINST THE EMPIRE

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Spork you must watch for this planets inhabitants
SO SHOULD YOU LOOK BEHIND YOU!!
RAAAAR
HOLY SHIT!!
hahaha looks like you are finished my tasty freind

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Hi Mr mailman
Hey Captain Kurt Hows life
Meh its okay. I juts did a mission and scored 3 million space credits!!
ALLRITE GIMME THE MONEY!!

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Hello what can i get you old lady??
umm im sorry is this the unemployment line up?
No this is McDoogleburger. Im here to take your order
I need 35$ until sunday.
SIR WE HAVE A BAD CUSTOMER AT MY CASHIER

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Hold it!
AAAAHHH
AAAHHH
umm...
That was awkward
Can i go??

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Well Hello Wuts your name fella?
Well my mom named me Chad but i uh prefer creature of the night
Well okay...Creature...I will transform you into a peice of FOOD!!!
umm okay
RAAAAAA!!!
OMG what did you do??!! AAAAAAHH MOMMY MOMMY!!

 

by zoso77
12-29-05
Well hello im new to planet nigeria3
oohh man nigeria3 my dawg thats thee best planet around
Do you have aliens?
If you mean hot babes then yes I have hot babes. At a price of course
So you have like a slave market? Is that what that is?
Whatever Floats your boat my k.inky freind.

 

by zoso77
12-30-05
Woah is this the planet of the dead?
No Sorry Dude. This is Planet EMOTRON
Oh whos the ruler of this planet
That would be Lord Slitrist

 

by zoso77
12-30-05
Hey you how much for a pat on the back??
Ummmm about 3$
okay
Now how much to fuck you in the ass?

 

by zoso77
12-31-05
Well HEEEEELLLLOOOO
UM HI
How are YOUUUUU??
fine....
GOOOOOOD
OKAY.......................

 

by zoso77
4-08-06
Hey..how it feel to be a murderer? makes you feel incredible doesnt it??
Umm... not really how does it feel to be a drug addict??
Im cold

 

by zoso77
4-08-06
Well Gondorf. Wut do we do now?? FroDOUGH left for the shire. We still have to get that ring to the mountain!
Yes Gimni. We must meet up with arogant and go on the long Journey But first i must visit my mother.
Why?
Because i was supposed to pick up some bread and milk a week ago but i came along with everyone.
So i must go to Arogant and him and I will take the ring
YES GOODBYE and GOODLUCK Gimni

 

by zoso77
4-08-06
Now i must find Arogant and take the ring to the mountain
Legless! have you seen Arogant??
No Gimni last i heard he was in the town a mile from here running from Sorearms Ghouls
Okay thank you. were taking the ring to the mountain would u like to join???
No way man last time i did that i was craving the ring and robbed a bank and killed my horse. sooo count me out.

 

by zoso77
4-08-06
Hello this is Channel Three News.
Dr. Richard Finnigan has been taken into custody after he was found doing illegal Medical practices on his patients
Apparently he removed a womans heart and switched it with a cats heart whcih brings us to our other story...Many peoples milk has been mysteriously taken from there homes

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