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by zoso77
6-23-05
Oh no not another bill...
Oh...oh no...noway NOOOOOOO!!
BILLS HURT
I can't live with myself. So expensive...AAAAA!!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Hey is that my bar stool??
Yeah, Whats it too ya?
Well id like it back
Hmmmm
Well id like you to take a shower because when i walk by you smell like someone puked right onto you

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Uh what are u doing??
Nailing stuff..ugh what does it look like??
Well, it kinda looks like ur nailing into ur head
im hitting the nail in the head
You have to nail it to wood Not YOUR head!!!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Hello welcome to Mcdoosenburger!! What would you like o have today??
uh hi ill have a double cheese cheese meal
Hmmm i think were fresh outta that how bout a single cheese cheese burger meal??
WHAT??!!! ARRRGHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAA
See ya jerk single cheese cheese my ass!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Hia timmy
Hey bob..Watcha doing??
Rebuilding Civilization how bout you??
u know the usual..
oh so ur Mackin on all the dead chicks??
You know it!!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Hmmmm what was that song...oh i know it wait oh ya
Whats he mumbling about??
I want to ride my bicycle i want to ride my bike i want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where i like!!!!
oh my lord
Sorry....wont happen again...

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Yes my bomb is ready to be blown onto US soil!!!
All i want is to give MR Bush these Flowers
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Okay sir!! I think your good to go!!
Are you sure you're a registered doctor??
Yes I am
RIIIIING RIIIIING
Hello??
You have 2 days to live

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Hia Kids im MR Smoky!!! Its okay to smoke cigarrettes aint it mr jones???
Yes and now you can buy these boxes of Players Junior extra Light from local 7 elevens!!!
And if you buy now youll receive two boxes!!!!
HEHEHEHE THATS RIGHT!!!
GET SOME NOW!!!
Hey mom can you pick me up a box of Players light Junior Extra Light Cigarrettes??

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Well hello frosty
Hey santa whats new
Not much im off for present delivering
Little shits dont deserve it
I hear ya see ya later frosty
Hey poker on sunday invite some elves!!!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Lets go elfy off to deliver the bastards there presents
Yes Master
Hey santa ready for the flight???
Shut the f&%K up Rudolph
Shitty christmas to all and too all a bad night!!

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Well hello children im deputy deuchebag...
Its cool to stay in school kids and let me tell you....
HEY YOU SUCK!!!
Well sonny i have to say i had hot sex with ur mom last night and she tells me you wet the bed still now interupt me again and ill cut yer dick off!!!
What??? WAAAAAHAHAHAH how did u know that?????

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Well first i like to stroke the kitty and u know make it comfortable and all....
....You know and then i play with it a bit...
Whats wrong with this guy is he off his meds???
...Then i put the kitty down my pants...
OH....MY....GOD i am outta here

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Hey fella wanna good time??
Whats that???oh its the faint smell of Booze and Semen
Sorry lady but id rather live a few years
Okay can i have ur address???
Hmmmm well i dont see the problem okay here
Thanks Doll

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Allright i got some mail
Hmmm thats odd i dont think i know a hooker from the stree... oh shit!!!
Where u going Bob???
Hooker wants to marry.....me.....
Are you sure thats safe Bob
Im fine Philip...go eat your muffins

 

by zoso77
6-23-05
Bob was a good man he was loved by many and was a very bright young man....
Scratch that last part hes dead because he nailed himself in the head
Dont you talk about my husband like that you dirty Preist!!!

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Hey Philip can i have a muffin??
Hmmmm let me think about this......NO
Well then im gunna have to beat u to the floor
Then im runnin
Dam!!

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Hello Mr President This is for you
Well Hello Mr
BUUUUUUURN
Thatll teach him

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Hello Bob
Hey Frank
Whatcha doin in the trash
Well i was looking for some mail that i threw outand....
....and i got stuck

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Hey its you ur MR Jones from that smoking Commercial
Oh hello
Can i have ur autograph??
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm NO
Ull regret that MR JONES!!!!
SUUUUURE I WILL

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
UH DUH......
Hey Philip, waddya think Henrys IQ is over there??
HMMMMMM
50. If you spot him 10 or 15 points.

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Wow he is so good at Guitar hes so handsome hes so smart hes so sweet hed make a great father.
He Kinda Smells funky

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z ...............
Ah man i hate today
STAY IN SCHOOL!!!!!!

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Hey Bob I might have to kill you
Oh.....Go ahead please id like it to be painless
OKAY....Just a sec
Hey its President Bush
WHERE
SEE YA

 

by zoso77
6-24-05
Hi im Francisco im one of the castmembers of BOB a Comic by zoso77. All these comics go together and if you dont understand why things happen read previous comics.
This is Bob the main character
Oh hello everyone
This has been an informative comic strip brought to you by the designer of BOB zoso77 who is the awesomest person in the whole wide world PEACE OUT WEST SIDE BIOTCH

 

by zoso77
6-27-05
I dont get it weve been searching for Bin Laden for 4 years and cant find him anywhere. Wanna hear my theory?
Whats your theory??
I think he snuck into our country as an exchange student and his host family doesnt kno who he is.
Please, what american family could be so out of touch??
Im sorry Osama but after we say grace we say amen not death to america.

 

by zoso77
6-27-05
Hello i am Bastard man
Bastard man theres a robbery at the old Bank
Im there Captain!!
Hey you put that money down
AAAAA bastard man!!!

 

by zoso77
6-28-05
HEY MUSHROOMS
WOW
MUNCH MUNCH
MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH
HEY I CAN FLY!!!!
HEH HEH heh HEH heh heh HEH heh

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
HELLO
UH hi
So... Whatare you??
What do you mean??
Like are you a tiki man or what??Or like a Voodoo Doll??

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
HOW
What???
You Know How as in hi. Just tryin to fit into your Indian Culture you know??
Im chinese Dip shit

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Okay Sir Just tell us the story
Well i was blabba balababba blabla
oooooookay then what happened??
and then..and then he said balababab blababa blablablab aba blababa
Umm ya well put this through to our executives and well get back to you.
Oh thank you offiblababa

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
eh whats up Doc??
Am I in the wrong cartoon??
Uh Bugs Bunny and Tweety??
No Road Runner
Oh thats Studio 56 down the hall
Allright see ya later Bugs

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Mom im Going up in Space To visit the Aliens on Mars
HAHAHA Dont be Silly Dear You cant Do that
Whatever See ya Mom
Hey is the space ship ready??
Ya ya just go out side and get into a suit

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Okay Here it Goes
Allright im headin into mars
AAAA weve hit the atmosphere here goes nothing!!!

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Jim landed on the red planet Mars
Wow strange
Freeze Sucker
Wait please dont kill me
I wont kill you come with me
Okay then
This way

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
King Martian III we have a Guest he came from earth.
Thats fine we had a guest from the planet of the apes come in about a week ago
HEHE hello
So what do you want to do with him??
Give him a room and he will stay for as long as he wants

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Here this will let you walk around without that ugly space suit
Sweet thanks
Hey monkey man Wanna hit the mars bars??
Sure

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Man these bars are pretty crazy
Ya i know
And the martians are pretty nice
Ya i remember one time king martian III was giving me a sponge bath and...
AND....
nevermind

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Earthling!!
Yes Sire
The people from planet Medeival have declared war on us
Oh no
I want you to fight as a martian you deserve the honor

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Well hello King Martian III
Hello kIng Arthur XIV
We are setting up our men and your planet will soon belong to the knights of the round table
You will perish along with your men Arthur

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
By order of King arthur XIV this fast food restaurant is under seige!!
My assistant Pixxy will gaurd you so dont try any funny business
Uh Hi

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Hey you dont move
What are you gunna do??? hahah
ahaha
Okay everyone lets go kick some medeival ass

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Hey you dont move
What are you gunna do??? hahah
ahaha
Okay everyone lets go kick some medeival ass

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Your Majesty i have an ideabut well need a large space to blow up
Whatever it takes i cannot lose my planet to scum
Okay whats a big area that will be blown up?
Mars attacks feild is perfect
Okay tell king arthur youll have your war there
Okay

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Brian Brian can you read me??
Yes Jim What do you Need??
I need a rocket to hit mars attacks feild in about an hour

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Can do Buddy okay so Mars Attacks Feild??
Ya in an hour thanks man
Okay tell King Arthur to bring his men to Mars Attacks feild in 45 minutes and stay far away with your men
Yes okay thank you earthling

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Were here wheres Martian?? This is Mars Attacks Feild
YES!!! we did it
You won the war for us earthling

 

by zoso77
7-01-05
Wheres Jim Hes Been Gone For Days??
He went up into space he told you.
He actually went
You Should Listen More Often
What?! You are a bad influence on my son
Get the hell out of my house you bitch

 

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by zoso77
7-02-05
I am zoso77 and i will be king of stripcreator.com!!!!
Im sorry but that would be MAD!! you cant do that i am stripcreator's Lawyer we will press charges
You think i care about some suit walkin up to me and sayin we will press charges!! Go the F&%K ahead buddy and ill press my knife up against your throat
Okay pal i dont want no trouble but im saying you can end up in jail
and you WILL end up in a F&$KIN river with a gaping wound from your neck. Like i said before you take me to court i take you to hell!!
OOkay ill be leaving

 

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by zoso77
7-02-05
Mr creator that zoso77 guys not kidding. he threatened to slit my throat if i...
Lawrence Lawrence you need to get mr 77 to my office to see if we can make a deal with him get him here by noon tomorrow
Yes Mr creator but what if he kills me
Well then i need a new lawyer
He will not obtain the throne of my empire or my name isnt Strip Creator!!!

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