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Some of my series:
How things really work at Lowpass
OJ
Therawoodseet
Donkey Boy!
Inside the Actor's Studio
Hello Reader
R2BeatU
Awareness
Alphabet Soup
I think it's over between us

 

Just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet by ObiJo 7-30-02
...fly....FLYYYYYY...fly high into the sky...so high I nearly touch the sky...thank you...thank you...		dick Thank God for you the wind beneath my wings.

 

Jesus and Jesus in "Jesus, Jesus!" by ObiJo 7-30-02
Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Where do babies come from? Well, Jesus...	...you.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Is it true We're perfect? Yes, Jesus.	Then the Scottish? Next question.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Knock Knock. Who's there?	Jesus. Well come on in!

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	You know how we start every comic with "Jesus? Yes, Jesus?" Yes, Jesus.	That's funny. Yes, Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Let's play graveyard. Okay, Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yep?		What the fuck was that? Just trying to liven things up.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Were you really a carpenter? You don't get hands like these from washing dishes, Mary.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Hooters, 12 o'clock. I see them.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Remember that one time we raised Lazarus from the dead and everyone was like CHEER CHEER! You betcha.	Good times. Yes, Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Wouldn't it be cool if we weren't nailed to crosses? Yes, Jesus.	I mean really really cool. Yes, Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Duck. Duck?	Goose! You little scamp!

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Is it true about Santa Claus? Of course not!	Cause if it was I'd cry! There, there, Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Let's play word association. Okay, Jesus.	Jesus. Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	My hands hurt. Mine too.	And my feet. You should have that looked at.

 

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So I told the devil, "I doubt those fission reactors will coagulate souls spontaneously!" Ha, ha!		What the fuck are you talking about, Jesus?

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	If this comic was 3-dimensional and rotated upward, would we form a sine function? I believe it would be a cosine function because of the placement of your right hand.	Kiss me, Jesus! Not in front of the kids.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	What was that one guy's name? Judas.	What a dick. Yes, Jesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Have you accepted Jesus as your Lord and Savior? No, but I've accepted Jesus as my Lord and Savior.	Pagan. Heathen.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Wouldn't it be sad if history forgot one of us? I'll say.	They'd completely miss out on the juggling. Which was the crux of our message.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Can a man be attracted to another man without being the kind of man who's attracted to another man? In hell, maybe. Why?	No reason. Get them eyes up, pally.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	What do you think Dad would say if I told him I was gay? Get thee behind me, sinner.	So he'd be down? Yep.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Did you really tell Peter "Before the cock crow twice, you shall deny me thrice!" I think my exact words were "You fucking yit."

 

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...9, 10. Ready or not, here I come!	I doubt he'd hide behind that cross again.	Hee Hee.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	I think I'm dying. Yes, Jesus.	You too? No, I feel just groovy.

 

You're dead, aren't you? by ObiJo 7-30-02
Jesus?	Jesus?!	JESUS?! Gotcha.

 

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Jesus? Jes, Yesus?		Little too much at the last supper? Jes, Sesus.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	I love you, Jesus. I love YOU, Jesus.	Fag.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Do that thing. k, give me a sec.	You broke my heart, Fredo.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	I'm going to pick a number one through 10 and you have to guess it. Four.	How'd you know that! I know everything.

 

Yay! by ObiJo 7-30-02
Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	If you know everything, could you tell me how this whole thing ends? Overtime.	Who? Good.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Why is it you always get that side?	Better? No. Too much responsibility.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Do that thing.	Yay! Now finish it! Give me a couple of days.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	What was our mom like? She was very beautiful.	And a thing to see on the trumpet.

 

Stinky Ed Indeed by ObiJo 7-30-02
Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Remember that stinky guy named Ed? Yeah.	What was it they called him? Stinky Ed.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	Is there really a hell? I hope so.	Bob Saget? Bob Saget.

 

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Jesus? Yes, Jesus?	What's the boyscout motto? Be prepared.	Ha! Irony, thy name is Scout. Keep chewing.

 

EXCEPT FOR MY COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF THE LAW by ObiJo 7-31-02
ILL MISS HIM!	RING A LING A LING BOOP BOOP BA DIDDLY RING! A FINER EMU I HAVE NEVER KNOWN...WHO DIS?	Harv, you're needed in court in 5 minutes! Where are you? AH WHAT THE HELL, THIS MIGHT BE FUN

 

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YOUR ON HER MY CLIENT IS LEGALLY BLIND	No, I'm not. Not with my glasses anyway. YOUR ON HER MY CLIENT IS LEGALLY BLIND WHEN NOT WEARING HIS GLASSES	I was wearing them that day. YOUR ON HER MY CLIENT IS GUILTY

 

When I like someone, I call them Wench. It's my thing by ObiJo 7-31-02
I don't know, I'm just unhappy. Do whatever you want and you'll be happy.	Maybe. WENCH!	That didn't help, did it?

 

... redux by ObiJo 7-31-02
I have a little crush on PhreakyChinchilla.	I think it will pass in time.	I mean, she's fucking obnoxious.

 

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I've decided to construct a life for me and Phreaky entirely in my head.	And the Phreaky in my head will be like "Oh, obi, you are a REAL man. And oh, obi, how I love you." And she'll be naked.	And holding a low-carb pot pie. Stop calling here.

 

The Phreaky in my head by ObiJo 7-31-02
Hello, Phreaky. Hello, obi.	You did get the memo on the nakedness? Yes, but I'm afraid you're using the wrong avatar for me.	Sorry about that. Go ahead and change. Okay, but turn around.

 

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I have plans for us, Phreaky. How does cruising the country on a motorcycle sound? Sounds good.	Then maybe oversees. We'll never own a house, just keep moving from one place to another. Life's an adventure! Sounds GREAT! Turn around!	Kiss me, you fool.

 

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		And we'll see things most people only see on tv, and do things most people never knew possible. Turn around, silly!

 

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And visit places no human has been in thousand of years. Turn around! You're really starting to piss me off!	OH COME ON! And go places we've been taught don't exist.	And do whatever we want, throwing fear to the wind. Oh that is SO fucking it.

 

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Take my hand, Phreaky Dear, and our journey begins.	But do not, I repeat DO NOT, come into my line of sight.	Phreaky? There is no Phreaky! There is only HAVNAR!

 

HAVNAR, dear by ObiJo 8-01-02
I have plans for us, HAVNAR. How does cruising the country on a motorcycle sound?	Then maybe overseas. We'll never own a house, just keep moving from one place to another. Life's an adventure!	We'll see things most people only see on tv, and do things most people never knew possible! Stop running, you slippery little shit!

 

Caution: Stop Ahead by ObiJo 8-03-02

 

Now I am one with the power of ruff by ObiJo 8-03-02
Ten minutes after dropping acid, the apocalypse came.	I somehow managed to remain sane amidst the amalgamation of bombs and dancing end tables.	But then I read this sign.

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