Glad to see I am among the dieties, sort of.
And behold, a man will come out of the east. And he will be known to you by his absence of left leg, right leg, both arms, torso, and neck. Take care, my son! For verily I say unto you that the coming of this man portends the coming of great suck! --Book of Jo - 6:13
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.