All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between crabby and crabby's mom?
crabby's kid hasn't had time to turn into a loser yet.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is stripcreator like PhreakyChinchilla?
They were both fucked once MikeyG found them.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why did choadwarrior delete his comics after getting eye surgery?
He saw how much they sucked.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why was choadwarrior using a computer the day after he had eye surgery?
He was trying to find a "people with recent eye corrections" internet dating service.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What does choadwarrior do when he wants to see 20/20?
He turns on ABC.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between AccentuateNegative and little_kitty?
little_kitty fucks every straight guy.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why doesn't knkx host parties?
He can't afford the bandwidth.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between Paris Hilton and little_kitty?
Paris Hilton only fucks half the guys she meets.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and Mel Gibson.
I'd fuck Mel Gibson.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What shocking information was found in little_kitty's hacked mobile phone?
A picture of her with her shirt on.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is little_kitty like Jason Jepson?
They both like to hook up with high school kids on the internet.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How do you know when little_kitty's been in your house?
Your couch is still in her vagina.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between boinky33's comic and abevigodahavingunprotectedanalsexwithtomselleck.com?
abevigodahavingunprotectedanalsexwithtomselleck.com gets more hits.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is CHUBBY like little_kitty?
Everyone knows CHUBBY is a cunt, everyone knows little_kitty's cunt.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Where do Canadian homeless people go for shelter when it's cold?
little_kitty's vagina.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is crabby online when it's his daughter's birthday party?
He wasn't invited.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is crabby's daughter's birthday in February?
crabby was out of town in May.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why does PhreakyChinchilla like to end everything she says with "period"?
She's saying the reason why she was so annoying in the preceding sentence.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between 80_Million_Fleas and a dead body?
Dead bodies are funny.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What time is it when 80_Million_Fleas comes to your house?
It won't happen unless you move his computer to your house.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How can you tell how funny 80_Million_Fleas is?
He's guest hosting the Tonight Show.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How can you tell when 80_Million_Fleas has made a comic?
He's being sued for ripping off someone else's idea.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between 80_Million_Fleas and DNA?
DNA is interesting.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between 80_Million_Fleas and Bill Hicks?
Bill Hicks didn't need a computer to make jokes that weren't funny.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How does 80_Million_Fleas come up with funny comic ideas?
He doesn't.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
[07:00:07] boinky33: dcoms and asshole for saying bill hicks wasnt funny
He's an asshole for saying that osama bin laden isn't nice to americans too.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between Bill Hicks and Johnny Carson?
It was sad when carson died.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between Bill Hicks and Jay Leno?
Jay Leno probably made a funny joke once.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between Bill Hicks an pancreatic cancer?
Pancreatic cancer finally did something good.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How do you know when Bill Hicks has been in your house?
There's a dead guy on your floor.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
How did Bill Hicks get to be known as such a great comedian?
He died.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Why is Bill Hicks like Hoppy & George?
They're both shitty comics.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What do you do when Bill Hicks comes to your door?
Shoot him in the face then hide from the other zombies in your basement.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
Did you hear today is Bill Hicks day?
It's to celebrate the day he died.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between boinky33 and CHUBBY?
CHUBBY wasn't banned for being a cunt.

 

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by dcomposed
2-26-05
What's the difference between boinky33 and CHUBBY?
I miss CHUBBY.

 

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by dcomposed
2-27-05
JESUSSANDWICH wants everyone to stop fighting.
What would he have us do?
I don't know, let's ask him.
What would you rather we do, JESUSSANDWICH?

 

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by dcomposed
2-27-05
Why is Canada's economy so bad?
little_kitty retired from being a prostitute.

 

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by dcomposed
2-27-05
What's the difference between little_kitty and a snail?
The meaning of slow when you're describing them.

 

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by dcomposed
2-27-05
What's the difference between CHUBBY and crabby?
crabby fucks his daughter.

 

by dcomposed
2-28-05
What do you think of flies?
I'm a postal worker postal working for the postal mang.
When I see letters to people I know, I write "JERK" in big red letters on the envelope so they think the person who sent it called them a jerk.
People in this country don't really use the word jerk, unless as a verb.
Maybe I am wasting my time.

 

by dcomposed
2-28-05
When I was in High School I got got for trying to burn down the school library. The stupid assistant principal was in a meeting and I had to miss an English class to waste my time waiting for him.
While I was waiting, another teacher at the school came into the administration area and starting complaining to me about me eating the tree outsite the assistant principal's office.
If you're missing an important class you might as well be eating something.
I know. And I was only burning a couple of books, I didn't want to hurt the library.
My friend Tim used the library all the time.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
I hate this shitty site and everyone on it.
What about mmyers?
Who?
I hate him.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
I hope your mom gets hit by a bus and falls onto the ground where she hits her head on a dog causing it to get angry and eat her.
That's not nice.
I hate everyone on this site.
And their moms.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
I saw an old lady in the supermarket, and from what she was buying, it looked like she didn't have much money.
What did you do?
I robbed her.
Every bit counts.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
I've never seen a nun.
I think if I saw a nun I would rape her and get her pregnant.
Then in 9 months I'd fuck her baby.
Is it important that the woman is a nun?

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
I was in a school the other day and you know what the kids were talking about?
What?
I don't know because I was too busy masturbating.
Danger Will Robinson.

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
If I want to have sex with a horse, and the horse is three years old, am I a kid fucker in addition to being a horse fucker?
Did you fuck the horse yet?
No, but if I want to...
If you want to, then you're a guy who wants to fuck a three year old horse, you're not a kid fucker or a horse fucker. Plus a three year old horse isn't really a kid.
What if it's a goat?

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
If a blind person couldn't see and he was feeling around a kid happened to be naked, and the blind guy touched the kid's penis, would the blind guy be a kid toucher?
That is what kid touchers do.
But what if the kid fucked the blind guy and the blind guy didn't touch the kid, could he still be called a kid toucher?
What if his eyes just fell out?

 

by dcomposed
3-01-05
Do you know where I can buy some bread?
There's a supermarket around the corner.
Excuse me I am rehearsing a play.
Sorry I didn't know.
You're not in it.

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