All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
5-14-05
Well if you are done with me...
Yes, you may leave.
Actually I was hoping you would let me suck your dick.

 

by dcomposed
5-14-05
Sorry brad, my dick has not yet recovered from last time you sucked it.
Is it injured?
No.
It's in therapy.

 

by dcomposed
5-14-05
Maybe you could suck my dick then.
You don't have a dick.
Yes I do.
You've met KajunFirefly.

 

by dcomposed
5-14-05
Didn't you ban Kajun?
Oh right.
That's what you get for not having sex with me.
(if you're a man)

 

What happens to women if they don't have sex with you?
I send them a thank you card.
by dcomposed, 5-14-05

 

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by dcomposed
5-15-05
Why is KRS-One called "The Teacher"?
"The First Lady Of Rap" was taken.

 

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by dcomposed
5-16-05
What would Tony Danza do if he was black?
Rape.

 

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by dcomposed
5-19-05
What's the difference between PhreakyChinchilla and an old, played out joke.
Nothing.
Zing.

 

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by dcomposed
5-19-05
What's the difference between Vanilla Ice and PhreakyChinchilla's vagina?
Vanilla Ice could at least get one hit.

 

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by dcomposed
5-19-05
What's the difference between shank's dick and PhreakyChinchilla's dick?
About a quarter of an inch.

 

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by dcomposed
5-19-05
What's the difference between PhreakyChinchilla and stripcreator?
some people want to have sex after seeing stripcreator.

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-05
Why was KRS-One dancing in the street on 9/11/2001?
He was creating a distraction while his friend stole a car.

 

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by dcomposed
5-23-05
I just heard on the radio that 50 cent is going around in a bulletproof car wearing a bulletproof vest.
So wait until he gets out and aim for the head.

 

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by dcomposed
5-23-05
What's the difference between 50 Cent and Mos Def?
Nothing.

 

I made six comics today.
by dcomposed, 5-24-05

 

Where are we going?
I'll take you to the candy shop.
by dcomposed, 5-24-05

 

shank, can you help me work out what this soup needs?
I can do it... put your ass into it.
by dcomposed, 5-24-05

 

What would Jesus do?
Jesus walks.
by dcomposed, 5-24-05

 

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So what is on the agenda now that you have turned 18?
Statutory rape.
by dcomposed, 5-24-05

 

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by dcomposed
5-24-05
choadwarrior has a set titled 2003 favourites. This should be good.
...these are all his 2003 comics.

 

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by dcomposed
5-27-05
I hate the French.
We might as well tear down the statue of liberty then.
Or we could fly a plane into it am i rite?

 

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by dcomposed
5-27-05
I hate the French.
Maybe you should stop eating french fries.
I only eat freedom fries.
You know they're not French because the French hate freedom.
So that's why they're always locking themselves in jail.

 

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My nigga.
No, I belong to a guy named Mr. Smith.
by dcomposed, 5-27-05

 

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by dcomposed
5-27-05
What are you doing?
I hate benches, man.

 

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by dcomposed
5-27-05
Aren't you going to laugh?
Come on, it was funny. I have a nail in my head!
I hate performing for houses.

 

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by dcomposed
5-27-05
here comes that sinking feeling again.

 

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by dcomposed
5-27-05
It doesn't matter if you're black or white!
What are you talking about niggers stink.

 

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by dcomposed
5-28-05
When are we going home?
When I find a pair of pants that fit.
You don't have any legs.
Then I guess we'll be here for a while.

 

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by dcomposed
5-28-05
Are you going to order something or just stand there like a retard?

 

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by dcomposed
5-28-05
It says here we PUSH to open the door.
It seems so obvious now.

 

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by dcomposed
5-28-05
Hey, they have a suit named after me.

 

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I'm TNT! I'm dynamite!
by dcomposed, 5-28-05

 

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by dcomposed
5-31-05
" Former Star Trek: The Next Generation actor Patrick Stewart was rushed to the hospital yesterday after suffering chronic chest pains while shooting a new science fiction TV show."
Oh no. That is sad .
I know.
I wish they had have found him after he was dead.

 

by dcomposed
5-31-05
The other day this non-jewish kid came up to me and asked me "What is that funny hat you are wearing?".
Kids say the darndest things.
Indeed.
So, I explained to him that I was playing Abe Lincoln in a play and it was his trademark stovepipe hat.

 

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by dcomposed
5-31-05
I heard the Biz never sleeps.
I guess that is why he is so tired.

 

by dcomposed
6-09-05
stripcreator.com/ comics/TimmyThePervert/274350/
hey man, guess what? i just got lucky with the girl of my dreams.
really? how'd you manage that?
i fell asleep.

 

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KRS-One you have just won another rap battle, what are you going to do now?
Well it is a tough decision. There's a lot of things I want to do but I think I'll stick to what I know and continue to suck.
by dcomposed, 6-11-05

 

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by dcomposed
6-13-05
do you remember when shank didn't suck?
yes.
i mean no.

 

by dcomposed
6-13-05
I've just made 100 comics about how I hate the government and put them on the internet for everyone to see and absolutely nothing will happen to me because of it.
Man this has to be the meanest country ever.

 

by dcomposed
6-13-05
Stupid Africans want everyone to call off their debts.
I tell you, if I ever give someone a million million dollars I wouldn't mind if they don't give it back.

 

by dcomposed
6-13-05
Sometimes when i try to go to gmail.com, i type "gm" and think the autocomplete gets it, but it doesn't and it goes to gm.com.
This is an example of the big evil corporation stealing business.

 

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by dcomposed
6-14-05
I heard Michael Jackson got off because of what the kid suing him said in court.
I don't think that's why he was found not guilty.
He was found not guilty?

 

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by dcomposed
6-14-05
michael jackson wasn't even smiling when he was acquitted.
He was probably disapointed he wasn't going to be raped in jail.

 

by dcomposed
6-20-05
I just heard Saddam Hussein hates Froot Loops.
I don't know why we let him get away with this blatant anti-Americanism.

 

by dcomposed
6-21-05
Fox News sucks because they won't listen to what the democrats have to say.
Hey get out of here you conservative jerk, this is a liberal island.

 

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by dcomposed
6-21-05
dcom, you used to be cool.
I don't know how you could say that.
Why? Was it too mean?
No.
Just inaccurate.

 

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by dcomposed
6-21-05
News jokes usually have the story, followed by something funny about it.
Is step two important?

 

by dcomposed
6-22-05
hi

 

by dcomposed
6-22-05
Give us all your money!
I've been robbed by a bloodhound gang.

 

by dcomposed
6-22-05
You guys are under arrest.
But we weren't breaking the law.
Looks like I got myself a couple of niggers with attitude.

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