ralahinn1's comics : stripcreator

It's My Game S48 E15

by ralahinn1
10-12-18

At the office of the DEA-


	You're really "chipper"today,what's up?


	Have you forgot? October 27 is DEA drug takeback day!


	That's right, the day people turn in their old,unwanted, prescription.s


	Yep.

At the office of the DEA-


	Don't go through them when people drop them off.


	Me?!

It's My Game S48 E16

by ralahinn1
10-13-18

[Spooky music ] It's happening once again...


	Young man, vere do you think you are going?


	The call is strong, I must follow the voice of my "master"-


	I have returned -


	Oh,good. Ready to vote Democrat?

It's My Game S48 E 17

by ralahinn1
10-13-18


	I say,my goodman,might I have a word with you a moment?


	Say,aren't you one of our state Senators?


	Yes. I'm here to ask you to vote. I am gathering a bus load of like-minded people to vote and attend a rally to say how much we hate the opposition. You will be paid,of course.


	But,but he's doing well in office,things are improving, even social security is going up next year-


	We're already Democrats .Give it up!


	That's not my problem.I must get Democrats out to vote- wait-what's this?

It's My Game S48 E 18

by ralahinn1
10-14-18


	Arrrgh tis time to batten down the hatches an'bring me a bottle of rum.


	We in a path of another hurricane ?


	No,rclg is postin'again


	Want me to start firiing the floozy cannon,it may slow him down?


	Aye,but make sure they be clean,there was at least one with an STD in the last batch,it enraged him.


	I'll have doc clear them before firin'sir.

It's My Game S48 E19

by ralahinn1
10-14-18


	Hello?


	Um, im Brad,from Stripcreator.Com. I was wondering why you never donated?


	To tell you the truth,there are never any updates here,and I'm on a "fixed income"


	Well, that's a good,excuse, I guess, but isn't social security going up next year?


	Gotta go,see ya, have a good day-


	Damn, maybe if I ovehauled the site,and assured people I was still alive,more people would donate.Especially those people that try selling stuff here.

It's My Game S48 E20


	Hey,did you hear- Orkin has voted Baltimore as one of the top 10 "Rat" cities in the US of the year!


	Yay!

by ralahinn1, 10-16-18

It's My Game S49 E1

The President talks to the Saudi Ambassador -


	I am thinking we lost that reporter,because the Prince is a yuge fan of "Breaking Bad".


	Whoopsiee.

by ralahinn1, 10-17-18

It's My Game S49 E2

Recently in Istanbul -


	Clean up,aisle 3

by ralahinn1, 10-17-18

It's My Game S49 E3

by ralahinn1
10-17-18

Recently on Strip creator.com-


	Why so glum,chum?


	I may look happy,but even you can tell I'm depressed


	-do go on-


	I have been making strips here for a while,trying to get my crush to notice,but I'm not sure he does,and I'm sad-


	I, RCLG,notice,Neo11. Believe me.

It's My Game S49 E4


	Hey,did you hear how big the lottery is? Are you playing?


	No. My drug addict brother always plays though,and when I hear on the news that no one in this state won,it's like I won the lottery.

by ralahinn1, 10-19-18

It's My Game S49 E5

by ralahinn1
10-21-18

A IMG true story-


	Why,ralahinn1,whatever are you doing here?


	Facebook stuck me in "jail" a few days for posting the story about the Moslem jumping out of a car to brutally beat an old Jewish man,and I said the Moslem should be shot.


	And?


	That's it. I don't think Facebook will be around longer, they are abusing their clients


	Why are you still going back then?


	I want to laugh when Zuc sells it(probably to the Chinese) or when they shut the servers because no ones there

It's My Game S49 E6


	Murders in Baltimore are now at 255 .Go Team Baltimore!


	You can make it to 300 this year! I believe! Go Team Baltimore!

by ralahinn1, 10-22-18

It's My Game S49 E7

by ralahinn1
10-22-18

Soon at America's southern border-


	Hey, meester,meester-open de door.My wife and I want to come in and make love.


	Go away,this is my private property -


	But Meester, I have come here,because this is the "land of opportunity",and you should share.


	I'll share my foot in your azz,if you don't get away from my door.


	Aiii carumba!

It's My Game S49 E8

by ralahinn1
10-22-18

Stand by,for Actin News-


	This just in,The Bible Museum has discovered that 5 of their "Dead Sea Scrolls"are fakes-


	We sent a team out to investigate-


	How could something like this happen?


	Well, we became suspicious when we noticed some of the scrolls in the exibit had a watermark saying "Charmin".

It's My Game S49 E9

by ralahinn1
10-24-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in,Comey says he's depressed-


	We sent a crew out to take his statement-


	Why are you depressed? It looks like you have a very nice life.


	Nobody sent me a bomb! Waaaaah!

It's My Game S49 E10

by ralahinn1
10-25-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	This just in,a specialist has been called into ABC to remove 2 bombs-


	Go to video-


	Hi, I'm from your parent company, Disney,and I'm here to help you to remove 2 bombs.


	Oh, please, yes! Something must be done about "The View" and "The Conners"!

It's My Game S49 E11


	Don' t worry, Captain, I see RCLG posting,he won't get on this ship,Sir!

by ralahinn1, 10-27-18

It's My Game S49 E12

by ralahinn1
10-28-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	Breaking news- Johnny Depp is being removed from the "Pirates of the Caribbean" franchise by Disney-


	In the next installment someone else is going to play "Jack Sparrow",and writers are said to be writing scripts to reboot the series.We sent a team to investigate-


	It's because I said I wanted to be a"butt pirate ",isn't it.

It's My Game S49 E13


	The murder rate in Baltimore is now 261!


	You can make it to 300, I believe in you! Go Team Baltimore !

by ralahinn1, 10-29-18

It's My Game S49 E14

by ralahinn1
10-31-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	Breaking news Pharrell says he doesn't want President Trump to use his music anymore at his events-


	Go to video-


	I don't want you to use my music anymore .


	That's fine with me.I can't stop my staff though,if they sing versions of your song-

In a nearby rest room-


	-because it's "Crappy"-

It's My Game S 49 E15


	On Halloween night,there were 5 shootings and a stabbing in Baltimore. Several deaths including a 13 year old "shot multiple times"-


	You can make it to 300! Go Team Baltimore!

by ralahinn1, 11-01-18

It's My Game S49 E16


	I know a game developer and his minion,a developer for another company,so in need of backers for his game,they would spam here if they knew of it!


	Gosh,don't tell them about us then!

by ralahinn1, 11-05-18

It's My Game S49 E17

by ralahinn1
11-05-18


	Now hold on a minute,just because this place is called "Strip Creator doesn't mean we're all strippers!


	-but on the other hand-

It's My Game S49E18

by ralahinn1
11-06-18

Stand by For Actin News-


	The Vote is on in the US midterms!


	We sent a team out to report on whats going on-


	Hi, do you mind telling us how you voted?


	Democrat.I made enough to get a bottle of "Mad Dog",and I've still got 3 places to go until they close.


	Democrat. They will pay for my sex change.


	Republican. For mom's apple pie,and the American flag.

It's My Game S49 E19

by ralahinn1
11-07-18

With the End of the Midterm elections, Democrats return to their daily lives-


	Oh ,father,I'm so glad you have never seen how bad the world has become since you died in 1950.


	But I just voted yesterday -


	Where's my money,Byach!


	Come on,Lucilinda,we must return to our Casa just over the border,until the democrats need us to vote again.


	Si,our farm will prosper much with the money Senior Soros will send.

It's My Game S49 E20

by ralahinn1
11-09-18


	Whatcha got there,sport?


	It'looks like someone dropped their vote on Tuesday.


	What are you going to do,turn it into authorities?


	I'll have to think about this-


	Why are you doing that?!


	The vote is for a Democrat.

It's My Game S50 E1

by ralahinn1
11-09-18


	It's that time of year again, where we ask for money to help the children of the faraway village-


	What's this?


	My wife said you could give me the money.She's busy right now


	Wife?


	Only for a few days,then marry again,maybe you,funny man?

It's My Game S50 E2


	Oh,look,I just found a bunch of "missing" Democrat ballots.


	-sure you did.

by ralahinn1, 11-11-18

It's My Game S50 E3


	Well,look at that, ralahinn1 has 2 new followers!


	Thanks!

by ralahinn1, 11-11-18

It's My Game S50 E4


	Looks like RCLG is going for another domination run!

by ralahinn1, 11-11-18

It's My Game S50 E5

by ralahinn1
11-11-18

Stand by for Actin News-


	Sad news tonight,actor Douglas Rain, best known as the voice of "Hal 9000"from "2001 A Space Odyssey " has died


	We sent a crew to talk to local robots-


	I don't want to talk about it right now-

In another room-


	We will always remember him-let's sing- "Daisy, daisy,give me an answer do-"


	"Daisy,daisy,give me an answer do- "

It's My Game S50 E6


	Say,my man, did ya hear Hillery is gonna run as president in 2020?


	Yep

by ralahinn1, 11-13-18

It's My Game S50 E7


	ral,come here quick,you got another one !


	It's my daughter,Tziah79! Thanks. I hope you start making things too!

by ralahinn1, 11-13-18

It's My Game S50 E8

by ralahinn1
11-15-18


	Hello, I'm country music legend,Roy Clark.


	Weren't you in "Hee Haw"?


	Why,yes-


	Easy assignment ! Follow me-


	Got most of the cast here now.Go over there,and peform for "new arrivals" with your friends.

It's My Game S50E9

by ralahinn1
11-16-18

Stand by, for Actin News-


	This just in,there is a manual count going of the ballots in Florida-


	Here it is over a week after the election,and this kind of thing is still going on. Go to video-

In the counting room-


	Ok, Bobo,take your time, we got another extention-

Local Bookies be taking bets-


	Place yer bets-yo,taking bets heere!


	Currently taking bets on the odds of them finding "Republican" votes!

It's My Game S50 E10

Somewhere in Florida-


	Is there still time for a Democrat to vote this year?

by ralahinn1, 11-16-18

It's My Game S50 E11

Jim Acosta returns to the White House-


	Mr.President! Mr.President !


	This conference is done,there seems to be no more questions-

by ralahinn1, 11-16-18

It's My Game, S50 E12

Somewhere downtown-


	Don we now our gay apparel !


	Hey, fool, it's not even Thanksgiving yet !

by ralahinn1, 11-18-18

It's My Game S50 E13


	The re-counts are over,you did well,fellow Democrat.


	Finally,back to bed.See you in 2020?

by ralahinn1, 11-19-18

It's My Game S50 E14

There's a "free to stream " movie/tv service that for some reason,has hosts.After a week of having celebrity hosts hawking a holiday special,they went back to the "regular" ones-


	You glad to be back? I was worried "grown azz adults" would figure they could scroll through tha programming without our comments .


	I was worried the company remembered they paid us-

by ralahinn1, 11-19-18

It's My Game S50 E15

by ralahinn1
11-19-18


	Baltimore has a new police commissioner .


	Really,how many this year,5?. Have the murders stopped ?


	No-


	Go Team Baltimore! You can make it to 300!

It's My Game S50 E16

by ralahinn1
11-20-18


	You leaving the farm again?


	Yep.


	Sti'll not telling me where you go?


	Nope,"Happy Holidays!"


	Azzhole!

It's My Game S50 E17


	The murder rate in Baltimore, is 275! Only 25 more 'til 300!


	Go Team Baltimore! You can do this! Make 300 by the end of the year!

by ralahinn1, 11-20-18

It's My Game S50 E18


	I really should have flown south this year.


	Run! Run! The farmer has his gun!

by ralahinn1, 11-20-18

It's My Game S50 E19

by ralahinn1
11-20-18


	You know,we really have a lot to be "Thankful" for-


	How so?


	Who eat's fish on Thanksgiving ?


	Ah.

It's My Game S50 E20

No matter who or where you are- may your home be filled with love-


	Happy Thanksgiving,great grandbaby!


	Gagoo,nana!

by ralahinn1, 11-22-18

It's My Game S51 E1

A lot of men in American homes right now-


	Touchdown!


	Zzzzzzzzzzzz

by ralahinn1, 11-22-18

It's My Game S51 E2

by ralahinn1
11-28-18

What happens when I tell young men on Psn how old I am-


	Hello Mr. Cricket .


	You told someone your age,didn't you-


	Yep^_^


	I wanted to play my game in peace,not cyber-too many young men want cyber. I'm on my console to play my game.


	Thought so...

It's My Game S51 E3


	I say,Percy,did you hear a 500lb woman in Ohio was arrested for having sex with her dog?


	Really? That heffer will lose a lot of weight in jail.

by ralahinn1, 11-29-18

It's My Game S51 E4


	The murder rate in Baltimore is 281. Go Team Baltimore!


	I believe you can make it to 300 by Christmas ! Get that record!

by ralahinn1, 11-29-18

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