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by dcomposed
6-22-05
what does Michael Jackson get when he watches Macaulay Culkin movies?
Swollen members.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
Why won't French stores let Oprah in?
Black people steal.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
What's the difference between England's cricket team and Australia's cricket team?
Englands cricket team has always sucked.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
What's the difference between England's cricket team and Bangladesh's cricket team.
"Bangladesh beat Australia" is more believable.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
What's the difference between England's cricket team and Canada's cricket team.
Canada's cricket team has a remote idea what they're doing.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
Why is England's cricket team like little_kitty?
They both suck wherever they go.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
Why did Batman battle England's cricket team?
He thought they had an evil plan to put people to sleep then steal from them.
It turns out they're just boring.

 

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by dcomposed
6-24-05
Why did Batman fight England's cricket team?
When everyone was laughing at them, he thought they were all clones of the Joker.
It turns out they just suck.

 

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by dcomposed
6-27-05
Hey KRS-One, I felt your last cd was ill.
Cool.
Wait, I misspoke.
I felt ill after hearing it.

 

by dcomposed
6-27-05
Have you ever had sex with another man?
No.
Waiting for the right guy, hey?

 

by dcomposed
6-27-05
I want to have sex with you, DexX.
I don't want to have sex with you.
Is it because of my hair?

 

by dcomposed
6-27-05
Why won't you have sex with me?
I don't like men.
I'm not a man... I'm just a boy.
It's up to you to make a man out of me.

 

by dcomposed
6-27-05
Am I not cool enough for you?
How about now?

 

by dcomposed
6-27-05
I just noticed we are goatee brothers.
Let's be gay sex brothers too.

 

by dcomposed
7-01-05
Hey NBC, it's Ted Danson. I've got an idea for a new reality show.
"Danson With The Stars".
Hello?

 

by dcomposed
7-03-05
Did you know that if you don't pay off your debts they just go away?
No.
Either did I.

 

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by dcomposed
7-11-05
"What's the difference between HCRoyall and a banana?"
pwnt

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
I have a confession to make.
I shot Suge Knight.
Thanks.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
What's the difference between New Orleans and Compton?
Niggers in New Orleans died from something other than gang violence.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
What's the difference between Kanye West and George W. Bush?
Kanye West's a nigger.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
What's the difference between a white man killing a nigger and a black man killing a nigger?
A whi-
Now that I think about it, I don't really care.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
What's the difference between Brad and a nigger?
Brad can afford a computer.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
Did you hear the bad news about New Orleans?
Some of the niggers survived.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
Why did 2pac love fried chicken so much?
He was a nigger.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
It's times like this you have to ask yourself, "What would Jesus do?"
Then you kill a nigger.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
What's the difference between 2pac and every other rapper?
We don't have to hope for 2pac's death anymore.

 

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by dcomposed
9-07-05
Some of my best friends are black.
HA HA PUNK'D THAT IS NOT TRUE AT ALL!

 

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by dcomposed
9-08-05
Yo I'm down for my niggers.
In the basement.
Getting my gun.

 

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by dcomposed
9-12-05
Don't worry Suge Knight, we're going to find out who shot you.
I already know who it was.
How do you know that?
Well I had to know who to make the check out to.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
Good news: We won the Ashes!
Bad news: We live in England.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
I heard there's going to be a 2pac/Scarface album.
Oh sweet.
Now I only have to not care about one album instead of two.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
Good news! 2pac has reached number one!
Number one on the list of black faggots I'm glad are dead.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
I wish 2pac didn't die in 1996.
Then I could kill him now.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
What's the difference between 2pac and DMSO?
2pac is American.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
What is your favourite 2pac movie?
Gay Black Faggots 2

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
I heard there's going to be a 2pac/Scarface album.
Did Scarface die?
No.
Damn.

 

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by dcomposed
9-13-05
Why does choadwarrior live in California?
He couldn't fit in Michigan!
Wait.. is choadwarrior fat?
No.

 

by dcomposed
9-14-05
Welcome to Faggot Club.
Sorry Brad Pitt, I've accidentally walked onto the set of your new movie.
No you haven't.

 

by dcomposed
9-14-05
Make sure you come see my new movie, Se7en.
That movie's not new.
I wasn't finished.
Make sure you come see my new movie, Se7en Ways To Have Anal Intercourse With Another Man.

 

by dcomposed
9-14-05
Take your dress off.
Okay, Brad Pitt.
I wanna try it on.

 

by dcomposed
9-14-05
Why are you divorcing your wife, Brad Pitt?
She hasn't got a cock.

 

by dcomposed
9-14-05
How did you like working with Eric Banana in Troy?
Not as much as I liked having sex with him.

 

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by dcomposed
9-16-05
What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of a lake?
New Orleans.

 

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by dcomposed
9-19-05
Yarr! It's International Talk Like A Pirate Day!
Are you sure it's not talk like a faggot day?
STFU.

 

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by dcomposed
9-20-05
Why do black people call everyone son?
Because black people don't use contraception when they do rapes.

 

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by dcomposed
9-25-05
How is your boyfriend Scott?
We broke up.
Oh no !
It's okay, I've bought a new dildo.
Now I get off Scott free.

 

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by dcomposed
9-26-05
Why is PhreakyChinchilla like a Wendy's chilli?
She's usually got a finger in her.

 

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by dcomposed
9-26-05
Why is PhreakyChinchilla like Hurricane Katrina?
She's fucked thousands of black guys.

 

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by dcomposed
9-30-05
The radio's scared to play me!
How many stations have you sent your music to?
Well I didn't want to frighten anyone.

 

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by dcomposed
10-01-05
I just got a letter from my friend in San Burrito.
Where's San Burrito?
California, retard.
Okay I admit I don't have any friends.

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