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by ralahinn1
11-30-18
Actin News has sent a crew to cover the migrant "hunger strike" at the border-
Actin News has sent a crew to cover the migrant "hunger strike" at the border-
Tacos, get your hot delicious tacos heerree!
Actin News has sent a crew to cover the migrant "hunger strike" at the border-
Uh, be right back,Senor

 

by ralahinn1
12-01-18
You seem upset sir,anything I can help with?
I'm just sad that his death is such a great loss for America .
President Bush's loss is that,sir.
Bush? I was talking about Ken Berry.

 

The murder rate in Baltimore is 288. Go Team Baltimore !
300 by Christmas ! I believe! Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 12-04-18

 

Stand by for Actin News-
Breaking news, long time talkshow host,and Whitehouse reporter, Les Kinsolving has passed away.
Rip,sir,you were a legend.
by ralahinn1, 12-04-18

 

Someone Santa doesn't want to see-
Santa,may I sit on your lap? The doctor cleared up the condition I had last year.I'm no longer "contagious".
by ralahinn1, 12-04-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-04-18
Stand by for Actin News-
This just in,through the magic of technology,we can see what service dog "Sully "is thinking about the death of former president Bush-
Go to video-
Food?
Is that a cat?! I smell a cat?
Such a noble animal.
I agree.

 

The murder rate in Baltimore is 290.Go Team Baltimore !
Yas,we'll see 300 by Christmas! We Believe !
by ralahinn1, 12-05-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-06-18
A message from IMG-It's the holiday season. Are you planing to adopt a pet? Good for you, many shelters are reducing or waving their fees for now
Hold on,if you want to give an animal as a gift though,some people don't want a pet,for many reasons,or are not ready to handle one,so ask them first.
Please if you are able,adopt an animal for the holidays.
-and/or let your relatives visit.

 

by ralahinn1
12-07-18
You know,all in all,the old guy's pretty lucky.
How so?
This place could be crawling with paturnity lawyers.
Ah, the old story that he's filling more than stockings and wooden shoes around Christmas?
I hope Maury doesn't visit.
Santa already has restraint orders from some of the elves-

 

by ralahinn1
12-07-18
Hanukkah
Smell my finger.
Oi,no.
I didn't ask you to pull it this time-
Oi,we do this every year.
Food?
Boys, I hope you're behaving. I have to run to the store for a few things.Let the brisket cook,but take the dog out.Back soon.

 

by ralahinn1
12-08-18
Santa?!
Hello ,young fellow, I'm here to make your dreams come true,follow me-
Oh my gosh! Manscape man!
Come here,young man,and give us a hug!
You had that dream again,didn't you?
- yes...

 

Somewhere in "Facebook jail" -
Back again ralahinn1 ?
Who knew that if you tried to explainthe difference between "real" refugees and those at the border ,Facebook could put you in "Facebook jail" for "hate speech"? I've got Hispanic people in my family.
by ralahinn1, 12-08-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-08-18
And now,a special message from Actin News-
Good day.We at Actin News present that holiday classic "Nut cracker"-
Enjoy-
Ok,who's first?!

 

by ralahinn1
12-08-18
I hope RCLG is successful with his comics tonight,he get's to have one of us when he's done.
Who says he'll pick a woman?
Idon't know why I'm here.Do I even have a chance?
Maybe he's into politicians?
Newcomers-
I know,right

 

Look, Santa is giving you gifts this year.
If it's more of them damn pops,keep walking
by ralahinn1, 12-09-18

 

No, I'm sorry. It would be completely inappropriate for you to play one of the "Wise men" in the Christmas play.
by ralahinn1, 12-09-18

 

The murder rate in Baltimore is at 293! Go team Baltimore!
Only 7 more to 300! I believe in you Team Baltimore !
by ralahinn1, 12-10-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-11-18
Go in, he would see you now-
So,it says you worked for a "Social Media" company. What did you do?
If I saw a post that might be"offensive", I'd stop the person from posting a few days.
What does it mean"he'll get back to me"?
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

 

The murder rate in Baltimore is 296! Go Team Baltimore!
Only 4 more to go to 300! I believe!
by ralahinn1, 12-12-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-12-18
And now,a word from our sponsor -
Hey guys,have you got a gift for your women yet? Why not check out the silk and lace pajamas at "Give pjs get bjs.com"?
Do you sell "silk and lace pajamas " for men?
Sure,why not?
Faabuulous!

 

Well,look at this, "lucky 13".
Thanks !
by ralahinn1, 12-14-18

 

Go away.
Wasn't that last comic an S 52?
by ralahinn1, 12-14-18

 

Me waiting for radio stations to remove rap music
by ralahinn1, 12-16-18

 

The murder rate in Baltimore is 298!
2 more to go!
by ralahinn1, 12-17-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-17-18
I say,Percy,did you hear that there is a company in the Uk that can ship a "Glitter Coffin" anywhere around the world?
Faaabuuulous !

 

by ralahinn1
12-18-18
Hola, are you familiar with the excellent Crackle show "Super Mansion"? They have heros called " the League of Freedom".
We have a group at the border,now-"the League of Freestuff"

 

I say.Percy, did you hear that the man who played "Carlton"in "Fresh Prince of Belair"is sueing game companies over the "Carlton" dance?
Really? Someone's getting broke.
by ralahinn1, 12-18-18

 

Hey, "Peppridge Farm" guy, remember when you left people alone to bake their own damn cookies?
by ralahinn1, 12-18-18

 

The Murder rate in Baltimore is 301!
You did it! 301 before Christmas,but the year's not over! Go Team Baltimore !
by ralahinn1, 12-20-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-20-18
Somewhere at the North Pole-
I wonder if anyone would notice if I took time off this year.
Dear, you did that a few years ago,they made a movie about it-
Yeah,F*ker,you only work one day a year. The deer and I are sorry we cover your fat azz-get ready to work!

 

by ralahinn1
12-21-18
What's wrong fella?
Kids at school make fun of me.They say Santa isn't real,and I'll never get what I want!
So George takes Timmy to see the big guy himself-
Yay! Santa !
Don't listen to those mean kids, Timmy.Keep being good,and Christmas day,your gift will be by the tree.I promise .
Thanks, Santa !
Hello,Timmy, show me your room.

 

by ralahinn1
12-23-18

 

Go away
You made another mistake !
by ralahinn1, 12-23-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-23-18
You understand,this is too important for "Airforce 1"?
Yes sir, arrangements have been made-
Go on in. He's waiting-
Happy Birthday,is there anything I can do for you this year?
Just be yourself.

 

A man was shot and killed at a gas station on Christmas night in Baltimore !
Stay classy,Baltimore .
by ralahinn1, 12-25-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-26-18
Someone else posted a comic about online gambling -
It can be an addictive hobby,and you can lose a lot of money before you know it.
If you want to gamble without spending much real money, googe "Four Kings Casino and Slots".I play.I'm not saying you spend,no money at all,depends on how you play.

 

by ralahinn1
12-26-18
It's the day after Christmas,you got another gift-
You open it, i'm tired-
Surprise!
Manscape man?! Faaabuuulous!
Let me guess,you had "that dream" again-
- maybe-

 

I say,Percy, did you know Facebook says they've changed?
Really? April fools is a few months away-
by ralahinn1, 12-28-18

 

What's the dammage, me bucko?
Looks like RCLG was going for another domination,but arbi broke it.
by ralahinn1, 12-29-18

 

by ralahinn1
12-31-18
At the border-
I got fleas on my balls- I got fleas on my balls-
It's no longer Christmas ,you don't have to filksing "Feliz Navidad".
He does
But,senior, I do have fleas on my balls-

 

The Murders in Baltimore for 2018 are 307
Doan' worry,wit "bidnes as usual",we'll beat that in 2019
by ralahinn1, 12-31-18

 

There's an update in the 2018 murder rate in Baltimore.It's 309.Lower than it was in 2017
Well,the way the "leaders" are in Baltimore,it'll still be consistent.
by ralahinn1, 1-01-19

 

Baltimore police are investigating the first 2 homicides of 2019 .
Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 1-01-19

 

3 murders 3 days in Baltimore .
Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 1-03-19

 

by ralahinn1
1-03-19
Nancy Pelosi gets sworn in as speaker of the house-
You like me,you really like me!
Yeah,Nancy ,in a pig's eye!
Hey! No need to insult me!

 

At Didney Studios,USA-
Found the bio of another dead children's book writer,sir-
Quick,check their copyright information,so we may infringe on it!
by ralahinn1, 1-03-19

 

by ralahinn1
1-04-19
Here it is,the 4th day in a new year- guess how many murders in Baltimore?
Don't tell me-4?
*Ding* ding*ding*-correct,sir!
Go Team Baltimore!

 

by ralahinn1
1-08-19
A prediction-
Ladies and gentlemen,the president of the US-
Thanks Rush. I'm here tonight to say we are experiencing a national emergency-
Sometime later,a rebuttal,of sorts,from Nancy and Chuck-
Everything he said was a lie-
Yeah,we wub illegals
I came to drop a load,but you beat me to it-
Say who let the crickets and bull in?

 

by ralahinn1
1-10-19
We are here on the border to see the crisis ourself and help "the Children"
Ai carumba,I'm a child in need of help!
Take me to your father-
Gracious for the fine tequila and ham sammish,how can I help?
For a bottle of tequila and a ham sandwich a month to you,we'd like Jose to tell us of life here-

 

Why,pig, why?!
It was either this,or his "porn".You try watching several hours of "RBG in a bikini" memes
by ralahinn1, 1-12-19

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