All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
10-01-05
Hey lets drive to KFC.
We can't drive.
Oh yeah.
I forgot we were Asian.

 

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by dcomposed
10-01-05
What do you call a black person in a tree?
Whatever his name is.
You have to be nice to niggers now.

 

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by dcomposed
10-01-05
What are you doing later?
Oh, just hanging out.
How strong are the tree branches around here?

 

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If Dave Chappelle can make nigger jokes, why can't we?
I think it's because we're girls.
by dcomposed, 10-01-05

 

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by dcomposed
10-11-05
I like it when my boyfriend fucks me in the pooper.
I prefer to do it in the bedroom.

 

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by dcomposed
10-12-05
What's the difference between dcomposed and a carpet?
A carpet can get laid.

 

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by dcomposed
10-12-05
What's the difference between dcomposed and Stevie Wonder?
Stevie Wonder's seen more tits.

 

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by dcomposed
10-12-05
What's the difference between dcomposed and a pillow?
Girls will sleep with pillows.

 

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by dcomposed
10-15-05
I'm Batman.
No you're not, you're just a bat.
Damn you Riddler!

 

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by dcomposed
10-15-05
Would you like to buy on of these supercomputers I stole from Batman?
I'm Amish.
Hi Amish, I'm Ted.

 

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by dcomposed
10-15-05
I'm selling frozen chickens.
I'd really rather have a duck.
Hmm.
I have one of those !

 

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by dcomposed
10-17-05
What are you doing outside? Don't you know there's a hurricane heading right for us?
This is because i'm black, isn't it.

 

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by dcomposed
10-20-05
That's right, bitch.
I'm gangsta.
I already read all this mail and resealed it! EASTSIDE!

 

by dcomposed
10-21-05
Hey, Esham's quit Psychopathic records.
Oh

 

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10-21-05

 

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10-21-05

 

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by dcomposed
10-22-05
Who cares?

 

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by dcomposed
10-26-05
Sorry Jesus, new policies prohibit crucifixion.
What are you going to do instead?

 

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by dcomposed
10-26-05
I'm a Christian.
I'm a Muslim.
Let's sing a song.

 

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by dcomposed
10-30-05
Hey, Natas made their first song in a million years and put it on the internet.
I guess I should download it then.
Straight to the faggot file.

 

by dcomposed
11-02-05
So now that Tobor's gone, I need someone to replace him.
I'll give it a go.
Okay I admit, I may have lied when I said I'd done this before.
How could you have gone your whole life without having sex?
Usually I'm a jack-off lantern.

 

by dcomposed
11-03-05
Halloween was three days ago, I think it's a bit late for trick or treating.
I'm not trick or treating.
Why are you wearing that mask then?

 

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by dcomposed
11-03-05
Hey what is that behind you?
Made you look!

 

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by dcomposed
11-03-05
I raped and killed your mom!
Oh no.
PUNK'D!

 

Sup?
Man I am totally bleeding out of my vagina!
by dcomposed, 11-04-05

 

by dcomposed
11-06-05
So my penis is only about two inches.
I don't care! I'll take anything!
Cool!
First I have to go take a big juicy shit though.

 

by dcomposed
11-09-05
Hi Eric.
Hello.
It's me, Arnold.
I just called to say hi.

 

by dcomposed
11-09-05
I sure like it here in Rhode Island. I'm going to miss this place when I leave.
Why are you leaving?
I've run out of people to have sex with.

 

by dcomposed
11-09-05
Why are your hands behind your back? Are you hiding a dildo? HAHA ZING.
Actually I've had my hands cut off and replaced with a knife and a fork. They're useful but it's embarassing to have them seen in public.
Just kidding or course I am hiding a dildo.

 

by dcomposed
11-13-05
Christian is in TNA and Eddie Guerrero is in the morgue.
Oh man.
That sucks that Christian went to TNA!

 

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by dcomposed
11-14-05
Okay, we got the first disc last week.
Yep.
And now we've got the second disc.
We've even got scans of the booklet.
But how do we pirate the pumpkin smell??

 

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by dcomposed
11-15-05
How did you pants get ripped?
My boyfriend was a bit impatient earlier.
Oh, you mean on the leg?

 

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by dcomposed
11-15-05
I think there's a problem with your tongue.
Yeah I'll say.
You're not on it yet.

 

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by dcomposed
11-15-05
You know stripes went out with the '80s, right?
Yeah...
You know I went out with your mom, right?

 

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by dcomposed
11-28-05
I fucked you dog.
I don't have a dog.
It might have been your mom.

 

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by dcomposed
12-04-05
I want to be a prostitute.
What is your experience?
I worked for the united states government.
You're over qualified for the job.

 

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by dcomposed
12-04-05
You're overqualified for the job.
By which I mean overweight.

 

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by dcomposed
12-04-05
Hey 50 Cent, can I be in G-Unit?
I'll think about it.
Come on, I'm a good rapper!
Oh.
You're overqualified for the job.

 

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by dcomposed
12-04-05
I want to fill in for you while you're away, choadwarrior.
I can write comics on three subjects.
You're overqualified for the job.

 

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by dcomposed
12-07-05
What did you get me?
An abortion!
So that's why the bed was wet.

 

by dcomposed
12-09-05
Ho ho ho!
I don't do that anymore!
Oh what the hell, Christmas only comes once a year.

 

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by dcomposed
12-10-05
I heard Richard Pryor died.
Was it gang related?

 

by dcomposed
12-11-05
Let's see... you started the Crips.
But you also wrote a book.
I think that makes up for it!

 

Hey governor, why won't you let stanley williams live?
Do you know a better way to prove myself to the bloods?
by dcomposed, 12-11-05

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