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by ralahinn1
1-13-19
It's snowing in Baltimore,and that usually means "crime free"days,but guess what-
What?
There were two murders today.Go Team Baltimore !
Go Team Baltimore!

 

There have been 11 murders in Baltimore so far this year.Go Team Baltimore !
Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 1-14-19

 

by ralahinn1
1-14-19
My game's glitching again.If I go on Facebook to complain,they say it might be several hours before they get back to me-
Didn't they just make a new "official" forum? Go there,you can see if they are on at the bottom of the page.
What if they can view the forums anonymously?
Go take a nap.

 

by ralahinn1
1-15-19
Stand by for Actin News-
This just in-for the 3rd year in a row, pest control company,Orkin has made Baltimore the "number 1 bed bug city in the US-
We have a video of "on the street " reaction -
We're #1!
We're# 1!

 

by ralahinn1
1-18-19
I've noticed a lot of Arabs coming here recently,any goat f*ckers here?
How can you call us goat f*ckers,that's a racial stereotype!
What are you going to do with that lamb over there?
What lamb?
Oh,this is my wife,quite the temptress,and not a goat.
Baaa?

 

Go away!
Another mistake!
by ralahinn1, 1-18-19

 

Sometime soon in DC-
Go away !
Nancy,open this door,the people are waiting for my "State of the Union Address ".
by ralahinn1, 1-23-19

 

by ralahinn1
1-24-19
What are you so excited about? I could hear you singing right up to the door.
I just heard on the radio that the Governor of Maryland is offering "free moustache rides"!
No,silly,he's offering "free rides on the MTA for furloughed government workers".
Oh-
But,he's a rino,give him time,he'll screw us eventually.

 

by ralahinn1
1-25-19
Stand by,for Actin News-
Greetings,today we will talk with a TSA agent on how he's doing during the shutdown-
So,how is this shutdown affecting you?
I'm relatively unaffected.I still live in my mom's basement and she still pays for the cable and buys me food and beer. Still have to physically check people though,even if no pay right now-
Excuse me-duty calls-

 

by ralahinn1
1-25-19
Clean up,cubical 5-
Why what happened this time?
One of the strip creaters sobered up and deleted most of his work here.
2 questions-1) Isn't RCLG in charge of "clean-up"which is why there is "page domination " almost every weekend,and 2) Didn't ragu do this once?
Bahahaha !
Bahahaha !

 

by ralahinn1
1-26-19
Stand by,,for Actin News-
I-it's back-
Oh teh humanitee!
Arrgh,back off,matey!
Phrenga...

 

Actually,it's Phenga
Ha!
by ralahinn1, 1-26-19

 

by ralahinn1
1-28-19
Um,is it true you suck?
One moment- hey Barry,you have a guest-
Helloooo-
What's wrong?
Believe it or not,he really was looking for you.

 

This was suppose to be Baltimore's first "Stop the Violence"weekend of 2019,but guess what-another murder. Go Team Baltimore !
Kudos to it being the first day of "Black History Month"too. Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 2-01-19

 

by ralahinn1
2-05-19
Stand by,for Actin News-
This just in, Universal Studios Theme Park in Florida now has a "troll" that "farts" glitter .
We sent a crew to get a "man on the street" reaction-
What do you think about the new Character at Universal Studios Theme Park in Florida that "farts" glitter?
"Farts" glitter ? Faabuulous!

 

by ralahinn1
2-05-19
Stand by for Actin News-
This just in - Rbg has been seen around town with her current "life partner".
Go to video -
Can you hurry it up? People are waiting.

 

Nancy and Chuck practice for tonight's SOTU responses-
No!
No!
by ralahinn1, 2-05-19

 

by ralahinn1
2-07-19
Farewell Frank Robinson -
Mr.Robinson ,your mansion awaits-

 

Go away!
You did it again !
by ralahinn1, 2-07-19

 

A rare IMG "real" infomercial-
Want to see a movie or tv show,but you don't have the "green"? Google "Crackle" it's a free streaming service, or type in "Internet.Org"and the name of a movie you want to see.It may be there.Good luc
by ralahinn1, 2-08-19

 

by ralahinn1
2-10-19
So,ah, what are you in for?
I got a notice for jury duty,and didn't go.
Bahahaha !
Bahahaha !
Asshole!

 

In Baltimore there were "only"32 murders so far for 2019.
A slow season for sure,but it will be "bidness as usual" once the weather warms and they feel out the new Commish.
by ralahinn1, 2-17-19

 

There's snow in Baltimore ,so maybe no one will die today.
There's always hope. Go Team Baltimore !
by ralahinn1, 2-20-19

 

Jussie Smollett turns himself in-
It's rainin' men,hallelujah, it's rainin' men -
by ralahinn1, 2-21-19

 

Jussie Smollett turns himself in-
It's rainin' men,hallelujah, it's rainin' men -
by ralahinn1, 2-21-19

 

Jussie Smollett turns himself in-
It's rainin' men,hallelujah, it's rainin' men -
by ralahinn1, 2-21-19

 

No idea why that last comic repeated
by ralahinn1, 2-21-19

 

Today,so far in Baltimore there were 10 shootings,3 homicides
Go Team Baltimore
by ralahinn1, 2-21-19

 

by ralahinn1
2-22-19
Stand by for Actin News-
This just in- yesterday the total shootings in Baltimore were 12,and homicides 4-
And it's not even 3 months into the year yet-
Go Team Baltimore!
Go Team Baltimore!

 

by ralahinn1
2-24-19
Al Lewis ? What are we doing here?
Sorry,kiddo,the reaper usally does this,but he owed me a favor,follow me-
Oh,everything is lovely!
It's your new home,you'll see a lot of old friends up ahead.
Rip Beverley Owen
Did you know she was the first "Marilyn" on "The Munsters"? I used to watch it as a kid-
My man, "everyone" watched it as a kid.

 

by ralahinn1
2-27-19
Bacon says he's jumping ship,sir.
How do we know it's "real" this time?
Can I have his old stuff?
Put those porno's back where you found them.He'll be back,says I.
What makes you so sure?
I hid his car keys.If nothing else,he'll be back to see if Brad releases his old comics,or he'll show up under another name.

 

by ralahinn1
2-28-19
-and now,a word from our sponsor -
Hi,all.You remember me,a well known world financial advisor.I have exciting news about the program-
No,we still have the suite at the airport,and we plan to stay on the program and host free classes a long time-
Our news? My brother will be co-hosting.He will ask me the kind of questions I would think you'd ask-
Where's the liquor cabinet ?

 

So,wy do you think Ragu left THIS time?
He sobered up?
by ralahinn1, 2-28-19

 

by ralahinn1
3-04-19

 

Baltimore has 47 murders this year,and an arrest has been made on a murder last year,where a man is accused of killing his wife with the help of her daughter,for insurance.
My,man! Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 3-04-19

 

by ralahinn1
3-06-19
Ragu is back,it seems.looks like you're back too,Bobby?
Yes,but if I was to pick a new name,it would be "Heywood Jablome".
Bobby...
Ha ha.
What did mom say about talking like that?

 

What I want to know,is why they don't make "Westerns" anymore ?
Pee Wee Herman won't make "Brokeback Montain 2". Neither would Mr. T.
by ralahinn1, 3-09-19

 

I say,Percy,do you think this new bloke maybe Ragu?
Can't say,maybe he's too drunk to remember his old password and too embarrassed to admit he's having a "senior moment ".
by ralahinn1, 3-10-19

 

There is a total of 52 murders in Baltimore for the year so far.
Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 3-11-19

 

I say,Percy,did you hear a whole bunch of wealthy people are accused of fraud trying to get their children into elite colleges by bribery ?
Really? Well, thanks to the DOJ, these people will get a free education,of sorts.
by ralahinn1, 3-12-19

 

by ralahinn1
3-13-19
Suddenly ,March 13,2019-
Omg! Facebook's down!
Hell, mine's gone too, not just in Facebook jail!
And it was all over-
Stella,what the hell did you do to my computer ?!
Aiii-chiwawah,what are ju Americans trying to do, I can't find out when my caravan ess leaving,because puta Facebook ess down.

 

by ralahinn1
3-16-19
Happy St.Patrick's Day.You're the closest thing we have to a leprechaun .
I,that I am ,lass, in a mood fer a romp?
No thanks, I'm good.
Ok then,how about you look fer me gold in me pocket?
How about I buy you a drink?
Ah,now ye be a lass who kin warm this old man's heart-lead the way.

 

by ralahinn1
3-16-19
Happy St.Patrick's Day.You're the closest thing we have to a leprechaun .
I,that I am ,lass, in a mood fer a romp?
No thanks, I'm good.
Ok then,how about you look fer me gold in me pocket?
How about I buy you a drink?
Ah,now ye be a lass who kin warm this old man's heart-lead the way.

 

The murders in Baltimore for 2019 are 59.
Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 3-18-19

 

by ralahinn1
3-19-19
We're here today to talk to the "default asian girls of Strip creator ". Girls,what do you do when you are not staring in a comic?
When we are not staring in a comic usually spaming a product from someone who wanders here and too lazy to search the site-
- we are usually Brad's sex slaves.
"Brad's sex slaves"? Faaabuulous!

 

by ralahinn1
3-19-19
Alien first contact -
I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
Draw.
Pow!
Whaa?!
I win!
Chuck left,and I love you!

 

by ralahinn1
3-21-19
Excuse me,my friend asked me if it's true that you girls are "Brad's sex slaves"?
It's true.
Yes,true.
"Brad's sex slaves". Uuuugggnnnuuugggh.

 

The murder rate in Baltimore is 62 so far for 2019.
Go Team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 3-25-19

 

Stand by for Actin News-
This just in, billionaire David Rockefeller has died at 101.
lol
by ralahinn1, 3-25-19

 

Stand by for Actin News-
We at Actin News would like to retract our last programe statement-
Another news source reported that David Rockefeller died today.He acally died in 2017.
by ralahinn1, 3-25-19

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