All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
12-11-05
I just got a christmas card from the bank.
Those damn jews!

 

by dcomposed
12-11-05
I just had a great idea.
I hate it already.
Everyone in the office should exchange Christmas presents.
And I know just what you want!
A fat dick, right?

 

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by dcomposed
12-11-05
Jay-Z! You're my favourite rapper!
I'm Foxy Brown!
You all look the same to me.

 

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by dcomposed
12-11-05
Hey Jesus, I got you a present.
Wow, thanks!
Now this is for Christmas AND your birthday...

 

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by dcomposed
1-11-06
Hey Bill Murray, how does it feel to have been making movies since 1830 and not win any awards?
It makes me sad. I've tried everything but there's no way I can win anything.
All you need to do is play a retard or a faggot and you'll be known as the greatest actor of all time.
I could release some of my home movies I guess.

 

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by dcomposed
1-11-06
Eminem, you won an accademy award for your role in 8 Mile, but some people argue that you were playing yourself and that it was an easy win.
I might care more if these complaints were consistent.
Everyone loved it when Sean Penn played himself in I Am Sam.

 

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by dcomposed
1-11-06
Heath Ledger, a lot of people are comparing your performance as a gay cowboy to Sean Penn's perfomance in I Am Sam, what are your thoughts?
Well this isn't suprising. Much like everyone who thinks these performances are the greatest of all time.
We're both retarded faggots.

 

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by dcomposed
1-16-06
I'm going to go to the beach and drown myself. The pain of living is too much. I don't want to contiune and there's nothing anyone can do to stop me.
I'm sorry, but you're banned from the beach.
Well I wouldn't dare break an ASBO when I'm killing myself.
Doomed to live forever.
Don't you have a bath tub?

 

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by dcomposed
1-16-06
The premier of Western Australia Dr. Geoff Gallop has retired.
He was a good doctor.
I went to him when I was feeling hoarse.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
Why is your hair hanging over your face?
It's hiding something.
Oh. Is it a mole?
No.
It's my cunt.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
Hey, you should come to my Christmas party.
It's the middle of January.
Oh. Did I say Christmas?
I meant sex.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
I'm going to have to leave early today. I have an appointment.
Doctor?
Prostitute.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
Then when I was sucking his dick another guy came along and started sticking his fingers in my ass. I rimmed him while the first guy shoved his fist up my vagina before we started the DP.
Then two more guys come along. One fucks my tits while the other chokes me and slaps me in the face with his cock. In the end all four of them ejaculated in my mouth and I gobbled it all up.
I didn't even know you were in the porn business.
I'm not.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
Are you from Tennessee, because you're-
How did you know where I'm from?
I don't know.
I've probably had sex with you before, maybe you told me then.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
Erica Davis, you've been accused of having sex with a 12 year old boy.
I would never have sex with a child!
Now that I think about it, is this kid a human who has been alive in the past 10 years?
Yes.
Okay, maybe I did it.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
Vince McMahon, I'd like a job as a wrestler for the WWE.
What wrestling experience do you have?
Well, certain parts of me have been hit quite a few times.

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
If you want to be a wrestler you're going to take a lot of punishment, are you prepared for that?
I practice every night!

 

by dcomposed
1-19-06
We wouldn't want a new wrestler getting too many wins, so you're going to have to spend a lot of time on your back.
Sounds good to me!

 

by dcomposed
1-26-06
Make comics about Salvia divinorum.
What the fuck are you talking about?

 

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by dcomposed
1-27-06
CHRIS PENN IS DEAD!
THE AMAZING ACTOR CHRIS PENN!
HE WAS SEAN PENN'S BROTHER!
OH NO IT IS SO SAD HE WAS AN AMAZING ACTOR.

 

by dcomposed
1-27-06
My website gets almost a million hits a month.
So does mine.
I didn't know you had a website.
I think I misheard what you said.

 

by dcomposed
1-27-06
My new internet site is going to start soon.
Mine's being going for years already.
What is yours called?
Brad Sucks.
What a coincidence.

 

by dcomposed
1-27-06
How are you going to celebrate black history month?
I'm going to research a common stereotype about black people and find out if it's true.
"Do black men really have large dongs?"

 

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by dcomposed
1-29-06
This year 40,000 women will die of breast cancer.
Early detection can save lives, we must act now!
And find a way to stop them from detecting.

 

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by dcomposed
2-05-06
I think you should buy an ipod.
What are the pros?
It plays music.
Okay I'll get one.
lol

 

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by dcomposed
2-09-06
I talk in my sleep.
O rly?
Are you as uninteresting as when you are awake?

 

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by dcomposed
3-12-06
Why isn't there a cure for AIDS?
Because there isn't enough black scientists.

 

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Though shalt findeth me in the club.
by dcomposed, 3-28-06

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
Hello I'm finn34, a user of a comic creating site on the internet.
Hello.
http://www.stripcreator.com /comics/finn34/sets/hicks/
I'd like you to read this set of comics I made retelling the jokes of Bill Hicks.
Wow, this is amazing.
I never would have thought Bill Hicks's jokes could get any worse.

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
Hi, I'm finn34.
Yes, I recognise you.
Oh, you read my comics?
No.
I subscribe to World's Biggest Jerk Monthly.

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
I think it's okay to make fun of people on the internet.
I'm with you on that one.
That's cause you're a faggot.

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
How did you know I'm gay?
Holy shit you are an actual faggot?
Could you move away a bit please. I don't want to catch it.

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
Since you are a faggot, could you please tell me what the equivalent of burning a cross on a nigger's lawn is for faggots?
I've never heard of that happening, but I guess you could burn a gay pride flag.
Thanks.
One more question, what is your address?

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
Hi.
Could you go away please, I don't like talking to women.
Why?
Because every minute I hear a woman talk is a minute that woman isn't sucking my dick and it hurts.

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
So when do you think the Messiah will return?
Soon I hope.
I will kick that faggot's ass if he tries that shit.

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
So you work for the FCC?
That's right.
You guys suck. It's because of you I can't turn on my tv and see little kids being raped and hit with baseball bats.
That wouldn't be appropriate for televison.
Why not? It's just a bit of fun!

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
So I expect my KKK membership to go through by the end of the week.
You don't like it?
You're a racist.
I am not! It's just a bit of fun!

 

by dcomposed
4-16-06
finn34, you're under arrest for murder!
Murder? What are you talking about?
It was just a bit of fun!

 

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by dcomposed
5-02-06
Eddie Guerrero is the best wrestler ever.
I don't see why everyone loves him so much.
He hasn't had a good match in months.

 

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by dcomposed
5-12-06
How is Umaga like Samoa Joe?
They're both fat!

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-06
What do you call a black dinosaur?
Tyroneosauras.
Sup.

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-06
Is there anything worse than a Mexican?
You are the dumbest person I have ever met!
What did I do?
Oh of course, Mexican Americans.

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-06
How do you know when a black guy has been driving your car?
You don't have a car anymore!

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-06
I like to see women barefoot and pregnant, how about you?
I believe in women's rights.
I think they should be allowed to wear shoes if they want to.

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-06
Kaenash is a pedophile! Look at all this evidence!
Yes that is a lot of evidence.
So let's run him off the site!
I don't know.
It's not like he's black or anything.

 

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by dcomposed
5-20-06
What's the difference between a pedophile and a nigger?
I wouldn't mind if a pedophile moved in next door.

 

by dcomposed
6-01-06
Hey Murs, do you have any ideas for your new rap video?
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Point the camera at me I'm gonna rap.

 

by dcomposed
6-01-06
We have plenty of shots of you rapping now, we need something strong get the video started.
What if I rap while walking down the street?
That's good.
Oh, I've thought of something you've definitely never seen before!
What if I rap with people standing behind me !!

 

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by dcomposed
6-07-06
John Cena was injured on Raw on Monday.
He went to the hospital but the doctor couldn't see him.

 

by dcomposed
6-17-06
I just heard on Fox News that the money FEMA gave out after Hurricane Katrina is being spent on Dom Perignon.
What else did you learn?
OE sales in New Orleans are down 90%.

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