All comics by dcomposed

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by dcomposed
6-18-06
It is becoming increasingly obvious that the WWE is trying to make money off of Eddie Guerrero's death.
What are they selling this time?
Eddie Guerrero Commemorative Lowriders.

 

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by dcomposed
6-21-06
Did you know that Asian twins have the highest chance of being identical?
What is the %?
100%.
They all look the same.

 

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by dcomposed
6-21-06
Umaga's match with Eugene at Vengeance has been cancelled.
The WWE cancelled it when they realised a PPV doesn't have any ad breaks for Eugene to come out in.

 

by dcomposed
6-25-06
I like my women like I like my coffee.
In the kitchen.

 

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by dcomposed
7-23-06
I signed up to go on The Biggest Loser but they didn't let me on.
I think it's because you're not fat.
That's discrimination!

 

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by dcomposed
7-23-06
I am trying to watch the WWE pay per view but it's not on.
Yeah they couldn't put it on live.
What happened?
The satelite got a liver disease.

 

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by dcomposed
8-03-06
Man I am about to eat a bacon sandwich.
We're not allowed to eat bacon!
Why not?
It's not good for the heart!

 

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by dcomposed
8-03-06
A firefighter, hey?
Yes. What's your job?
Nun.
How do you pay the bills?

 

by dcomposed
9-02-06
Why did the waveform go to the dentist?
It had a sawtooth.

 

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by dcomposed
9-11-06
What is your favourite football team?
The Stealers.
Pittsburgh?
No, Compton.

 

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by dcomposed
9-20-06
Carnac the Magnificent will now use his borderline divine ways to determine the answer to the question in this hermetically sealed envelope.
404.
404.
How many times yesterday did crabby check if the stripcreator forums were back up?

 

by dcomposed
10-01-06
Your pathetic attempts at romance will never work.
Your giant penis, however, is working marvelously.

 

by dcomposed
10-01-06
Could you please point me in the direction of a chiropractor?
No.
What a bitch.

 

by dcomposed
10-01-06
I'm going to begin this next scene by stepping out of a shower and exposing my penis.
What will that add to the film?
About five inches.

 

by dcomposed
10-01-06
Actually I think I might have a shower with Matt Dillon.
That sounds like a good scene.
Scene?

 

by dcomposed
10-01-06
I really like this script, Kevin, but I have a problem with some on the sexuality.
What is the problem?
The girls are in high school.
Yes, but they are over 18.
That's the problem.

 

by dcomposed
10-01-06
We need to come up with a big suprise ending, something no one would ever think could happen.
We could show some behind the scenes footage of Matt Dillon reading a book.

 

by dcomposed
10-03-06
Why did PhreakyChinchilla move to New Jersey?
She ran out of people to have sex with in Old Jersey.

 

by dcomposed
10-03-06
Why did PhreakyChinchilla move to New Jersey?
She got too fat for Old Jersey.

 

by dcomposed
10-08-06
How was your day?
I work for the world's biggest dick.
I think I should visit you at work more often.

 

by dcomposed
10-13-06
Where's the fire?
In my pants.
Come on big boy, let me see your hose.

 

by dcomposed
10-13-06
Okay, I admit there is no fire, but my cat is stuck up a tree. Could you grab my pussy for me?
You obviously haven't done this before.

 

by dcomposed
10-13-06
Do you come here often?

 

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by dcomposed
10-13-06
Yo dude I'm back!!
Wait don't tell me.
You're 2pac, aren't you?

 

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by dcomposed
10-13-06
I just heard on the radio that terrorists are going to blow up the city if we don't meat their demands.
What are their demands?
They want you to suck my cock.
What, you don't like your city?

 

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by dcomposed
10-13-06
Yo man I'm gon kill everyone in the city.
And I'm going to eat everyone.
I will burn the city.
And I will destroy everything in my path.
A guy with an axe, a dinosaur, a fire and giant red robot, you're fucked!
Any other city maybe, but we have John Cena on our side.

 

by dcomposed
10-18-06
Do you have a pen? Mine has run out.
Why did it run out?
It just needed to get some things from the shop.

 

by dcomposed
10-18-06
Yo dude wait 'til you see what's in the cake.
minutes later
Awesome dude I love chocolate.

 

by dcomposed
10-18-06
whoooooo !!!
I said, whoooooo !!!
Ring ring.
What the fuck was that?

 

by dcomposed
10-19-06
whoooooo !!!
whoooooo !!! there's a ghost in the house !!!
Is this what you invited me over for?

 

by dcomposed
10-19-06
whoooooo !!!
whoooooo !!! there's a ghost in the bar !!! you must find a way to please him or he will haunt you forever. whoooooo
guiness please

 

by dcomposed
10-19-06
I just saw Alfonso Cuaron's Children of Men.
How was it?
It was visually stunning.
By which I mean crap.

 

by dcomposed
10-19-06
My boyfriend tries very hard, but he has never been able to pleasure me with his hand.
Yeah well you can count on my fingers.
Anywhere up to 10.

 

by dcomposed
10-19-06
Did you hear about the study that says men can be straight if they "apply themselves?"
Yeah I heard.
Want to apply yourself to my ass?

 

by dcomposed
10-19-06
I had sex with your dad last night.
My dad's dead.
Dead sexy.

 

by dcomposed
10-20-06
Yo baby, I have an eight inch dick.
Times are changing. it's going to take more than that to impress me.
Yo baby, I have 700 dvds in my collection.
Fuck me now.

 

by dcomposed
10-20-06
Vince, if you don't give me a job I will take my credentials and work somewhere else.
Kurt, an olympic gold medal and a cup of coffee don't mean shit.
Could you send my secretary in on the way out, please?
Would you like me to get you a coffee, Mr. McMahon?
What are you, stupid? I just explained to Kurt-

 

by dcomposed
11-13-06
Kevin Federline has threatened to release a sex tape he made with Britney Spears if she doesn't pay him spousal support.
Mr. Federline was reported as saying, Damn homie, if you can't be a black male you may as well blackmail.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-06
Did you see the game on Sunday?
I'm not really into sports.
Then what does the number 99 on your shirt mean?
Is that the amount of white girls you raped?

 

by dcomposed
11-22-06
What is it like being black?
Oh it is not so bad.
Hold on a second.
What is it?
I was just making sure you hadn't stolen my wallet yet.

 

by dcomposed
11-22-06
It must be strange not knowing you ancestry.
Actually my parents moved here from Jamaica fourty years ago.
A nigger's a nigger though, right?

 

by dcomposed
11-22-06
Do you want to be a part of my new reality tv series?
What's it about?
It is similar to Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, and you will play Mr. Cooper.
I call it Hangin' Mr. Cooper.

 

by dcomposed
12-04-06
It's not what it looks like.
I know you're cheating on me.
I am not.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A.

 

I get confused when people talk about 9/11. Where I come from 9/11 means November 9.
Where I come from 9/11 means England is batting.
by dcomposed, 12-07-06

 

by dcomposed
12-30-06
In 2007 I predict
A black guy will steal a car.

 

by dcomposed
12-30-06
It is time to make my first comic of 2007.
Hmm.
You're fat.

 

by dcomposed
12-30-06
Hi Tobor, what's up?
What's that over there?
Where?
I made you look!!!
I am trying a new thing.

 

by dcomposed
12-30-06
Brad has changed the default settings for new comics.
How could he do that after we've been here six years?
I think it's because he

 

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by dcomposed
12-30-06
Do you think it is alright that I had sex with a hooker in a cemetery?
It is not a nice thing to do but I don't think it's too bad.
It was John Lee Hooker.

 

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by dcomposed
12-30-06
I think you should also know that I had sex with your pet donkey.
Right up the ass.

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