ralahinn1's comics : stripcreator

It's My Game S58 E11


	The murder rate in Baltimore this week for 2019, is now at 191.


	You can do it Team Baltimore ! Less than ten more,and you'll be at 200! Yes we can!

by ralahinn1, 7-29-19

It's My Game S58 E12

Somewhere in west Baltimore


	How dare Trump say bad things 'bout Baltimore !


	Word!

by ralahinn1, 7-30-19

It's My Game S58 E13

by ralahinn1
7-30-19


	Here's your mail,Mr.Stick,looks like people asking for money again-


	Should I even take it?


	What you got there, sport?


	This charity says if I fill out a form,and send in a donation, I can control how many times they will send letters asking for money .


	Don't do that. They are trying to get you to verify the address they have on file. They will send the same number of letters,since it's automated.Besides that ,they will contact "partners"who mail


	Good advive,thanks.

It's My Game S58 E14

Oh , Snap!


	Hey,can you imagine the hilarity of someone partaking herbage or drinking, and using just us fot a "page domination"?


	Tee hee.

by ralahinn1, 8-01-19

It's My Game S58 E15

Breaking news,FBI suggests that James Comey should be prosecuted-


	We'll leave a light on for you-

by ralahinn1, 8-01-19

It's My Game S58 E16

In a galaxy not so far away-


	Hey,did you hear,CNN has a tech article that explores robots and racism -


	Isn't that racist ?

by ralahinn1, 8-01-19

It's My Game S58 E17


	I say,Percy, Did you hear that French's has come out with a mustard icecream,and Oscar Meyer came out with a hotdog flavored icecream sandwich called "Ice dog"?


	Really? See what happens when weed becomes legal.

by ralahinn1, 8-02-19

It's My Game S58 E18


	The murder fate in Baltimore is now 200.


	Way to go Team Baltimore! You may hit 300 by the end of the year!

by ralahinn1, 8-06-19

It's My Game S58 E19


	The murder rate in Baltimore is at 210 for 2019


	Let's make it 2and a quarter, Team Baltimore ,you can do it!

by ralahinn1, 8-12-19

It's My Game S58 E20


	Bobby! I thought you said you weren't playing this game anymore-


	I found out about the new character titles,I like "Silent, but deadly".You should use "General Pain",lol.

by ralahinn1, 8-13-19

It's My Game S59 E1

by ralahinn1
8-16-19

Stand by for Actin News-


	Breaking News- acting legend Peter Fonda is dead-


	A crew was sent to get a "Man on the street " reaction-


	I'm so sorry- I thought you were lookin' for someone "fond of peter-"


	So how 'bout it,sailor ? I can say you tempt my tummy with the taste of nuts and honey. I've got honey at home.Want to stop in?

It's My Game S59 E2


	Imagine a business,like say online clothing or tech support, so desperate for clients they choose to share links to their company on a shady comic strip creator site- Welcome to the "Twilight Zone"-

by ralahinn1, 8-18-19

It's My Game S59 E3


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2019 is 217


	Go Team Baltimore,you are almost at 220!

by ralahinn1, 8-19-19

It's My Game S59 E4

by ralahinn1
8-20-19

It happens every year-


	Omg! It's HOT! I'm dying! Is the world ending?!


	Um, it's Summer-

A few months later-


	Omg! It's FREEZING! I'm dying ! Is the world ending?!


	Um,it's Winter-

It's My Game S59 E5

by ralahinn1
8-21-19

-and now a word from our sponsor -


	That's right Puta, run !


	Say sport,how did you become so proficient in another language?


	It's easy , I did it the "natural" way- I go to game lobbies -

Now anyone can learn a new language or improve their vocabulary for free online. Visit a game lobby-


	Check out these Mofos!


	Hold my beer,going to you tube to look at more game rants and rage quits!

It's My Game S59 E6

by ralahinn1
8-25-19

At the bordroom of a "fast food" restaurant that will remain unnamed-


	Sure the other guys "have the meats"but it's time for a joint venture,and I've got an idea-


	-I'm listening -

"-let's do business in Brazil,all kinds of exotic meats are ours for the taking right now--


	Ok-who wants barbecue ?

It's My Game S59 E7


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2019 is 222 so far-


	Almost 225- Go Team Baltimore !

by ralahinn1, 8-26-19

It's My Game S59 E8

-and now a "tribute" to One Republic with a new lyric to one of their songs-


	"If I was lying on the beach on my back,sand in my butt-hole crack,would you rescue me ?"


	I know some guys that would! Bahahaha .

by ralahinn1, 9-01-19

It's My Game S59 E9


	The murder rate in Baltimore is at 227-


	Almost 230. You can make it Team Baltimore ! Believe!

by ralahinn1, 9-02-19

It's My Game S59 E10

In DC there are trials for "American Idol"


	"Oh,tie a yellow rubber 'round the old oak tree, it's ben 3 long years,do it still fit me-"


	Um, you do realize that is not how the song goes?

by ralahinn1, 9-04-19

It's My Game S59 E11

by ralahinn1
9-05-19


	I love when a new election year comes where I live at-

Young democrats I don't know, and will never see again, come in with coffee and donuts,or maybe coldcut subs,or pizza, and ask for votes-


	Y'all remember to vote-right?


	Sssuurree-

The more experienced dems will tell us how to fill a ballot,rent a schoolbus,provide us with snacks,and take us to polling stations. I vote how I want anyway-


	Now remember,vote fo' "our girl",not dat evil scalawag in office now-there will be mo'snacks and sodas on de bus when you done-


	Ooo-k.

It's My Game S59 E12

by ralahinn1
9-07-19


	Look's like you didn't sleep last night-


	Who are you,the "My Pillow" guy,trying to sell me a pillow?


	I've got something better,meet your new best friend-


	Hey-yo, problems? Come and check my merch.


	Ok, Willy Wankanda,take me to your magic ship-

It's My Game S59 E13


	The murder's in Baltimore for this year are 240-


	Go Team Baltimore! You can make it to 300 by the end of September!

by ralahinn1, 9-09-19

It's My Game S59 E14

by ralahinn1
9-12-19

-Stand by, for Actin News-


	Greetings,while some news outlets are covering the visit of President Trump to Baltimore,we will cover an Announcement made by City Council President Brandon Scott-


	He says he's got a BIG announcement tomorrow.We sent a crew to investigate


	Can you tell us the BIG announcement?


	It's a secret-

In a nearby bar-


	I'll shoot myself if he says he's running for Mayor-


	Doan worry,it will be "bidness as usual" no matter what crazy plan he announces tomorrow. I wonder if he realizes it will be Friday the 13th?

It's My Game S59 E15


	The murder rate in Baltimore is at 245 for 2019.


	Almost 250! Go Team Baltimore !

by ralahinn1, 9-16-19

It's My Game S59 E16

by ralahinn1
9-17-19

-Stand by for Actin News-


	Today,we are sad to announce the passing of two legendary reporters, Cokie Roberts and Sander Vanocur.


	Do you think we'll ever be as famous?


	I just hope the reaper isn't getting interested in Journalists.


	Knock-knock, guess who?

It's My Game S59 E17

Meanwhile in Area 51-


	"Chirp-chirp-chirp"

by ralahinn1, 9-20-19

It's My Game S59 E18


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2019 is now 249.


	You are almost there, Team Baltimore ! Go for the gold!

by ralahinn1, 9-23-19

It's My Game S59 E19


	You did it Team Baltimore ! 251 murders for 2019!


	You're doing great, Team Baltimore. Keep it up,and make it 300 by Halloween !

by ralahinn1, 9-24-19

It's My Game S59 E20

by ralahinn1
9-25-19

The Dems try a bunch of nasty tricks against the president,but nothing works-


	Please master, help us,I beg you!


	Silly fool, most US citizens want Trump as president,and pray for his protection. God forgave him of past sins,I can do nothing.


	Nothing? I don't know why we don't quit you...


	Do,and I have Congress draw up a "Term limit "law.

Meanwhile -


	I've no idea how long I can put up with this "childishness"-


	Stay strong.They say those God loves get tested most.

It's My Game S60 E1

by ralahinn1
9-29-19


	I say, Percy,did you hear a company has made a 7 foot tall "rainbow" Christmas tree available this year?


	They did? Faaabuulous!

It's My Game S60 E1

by ralahinn1
9-29-19


	I say, Percy,did you hear a company has made a 7 foot tall "rainbow" Christmas tree available this year?


	They did? Faaabuulous!

It's My Game S60 E2

by ralahinn1
10-12-19


	I say, Percy, did you know "Charlie the Unicorn" is back?!


	Really?


	Faaabuuulous!


	Excuse me,are you always going to be listening to my conversations now?


	Meh-possibly-

It's My Game S60 E3


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2019 is 271


	I believe in you Team Baltimore! Make it 300 by Halloween !

by ralahinn1, 10-14-19

It's My Game S60 E4

by ralahinn1
10-17-19


	In today's News,we are sad to report the death of long time Maryland politician ,Elijah Cummings


	Did you hear, Elijah Cummings died,this is one they can't blame on Hillary-


	I don't know, can Hillary or Chelsey run for that office?


	Wow, I didn't think of that.

It's My Game S60 E5

by ralahinn1
10-17-19

Stand by for Act in News-


	Today we are reporting on the death of long time Maryland politician,Elijah Cummings -


	We sent a crew to speak with special guests-


	-and you are-


	I'm the cow to be milked,singing the praise of Elijah Cummings -


	-and you are-


	-really? Guess. I represent Elijah Cummings' reality.There's "special"gifts in the barn.

It's My Game S60 E6

by ralahinn1
10-21-19

Sometime in the near future-


	Halt,who goes there?


	I came to pay my respects to Elijah Cummings-


	Not happening,dude, move along!

- a short while later-


	I came to pay my respects to Elijah Cummings-


	Go ahead-

It's My Game S60 E7


	This week, the murders in Baltimore are up to 277-


	Only a few more to 280. You can make it Team Baltimore ! I believe!

by ralahinn1, 10-21-19

It's My Game S60 E8

Today ,we are here to honor the final memory of Elijah Cummings-

by ralahinn1, 10-25-19

It's My Game S60 E9

by ralahinn1
10-25-19

-And now,we once again visit our favorite local radio station-


	Y'll just want me to come here cause your mid morning guy is moving to the early morning show


	We aren't 100 percent sure who we want yet.3 years ago,we had an award winning station- now?


	So,you're farming other stations to get a match?


	Yes,we know if we put in one more "syndicated" show,people will leave.

I'll give you a call


	Send in the robot-


	Hi, I'm Cindy, call it in and I can find it. Need a show host from halfway around the world? I'm that guy .

It's My Game S60 E10

Baghdadi's home-


	I got yer "virgins" lined up fer you,and I'm first! Now who's yer daddy,Baghdadi?


	Nooooooooo!

by ralahinn1, 10-27-19

It's My Game S60 E11


	The Murder rate in Baltimore for the yeat is at 279.


	Only 1 more until 280. You can do it! I believe Team Baltimore !

by ralahinn1, 10-28-19

It's My Game S60 E12

by ralahinn1
10-29-19

Stand by for Actin News-


	There was an incident in Baltimore overnight.2 men walked up to several people and started shooting-


	a man and woman died, bringing Baltimore's murder rate to 282.


	Go Team Baltimore!


	Hells yeah! Keep it up, and they'll be 300 by Thanksgiving !

It's My Game S60 E13

The Dems act up again-


	Shifty,can you and your friends stop "leaking" already? No one is amused .

by ralahinn1, 11-01-19

It's My Game S60 E14

by ralahinn1
11-03-19

Stand by for Actin Newa-


	Breaking news, President Trump is getting boos at some of his recent rallies-


	Will this have an effect on next year's election ?


	Un -employment down,more people are getting off foodstamps, puppies and unicorns every where!


	Booooo!

Mean while outside-


	I democrat polling assistant,here 5 dolla,go boo Tlump.-do good,I tro in ham slamich.

It's My Game S60 E15


	This week,the murder rate in Baltimore is 286.


	Almost at 290! Go Team Baltimore ! Make it 300 by Thanksgiving !

by ralahinn1, 11-04-19

It's My Game S60 E16

*Cue werewolf howls,and cheesy horror music-


	Velcome to the "Dungeon of Terror". Our budget only allows us to buy only 15 movies a year,but zince most of you are drunk or stoned,you don't notice.


	Oh,they notice,Count. Most grew up with you,and know at your age you can't get a real job,so they play along-

by ralahinn1, 11-05-19

It's My Game S60 E17


	You did it Team Baltimore -291 murders for 2019!


	Less than 10 more for 300! Go Team Baltimore!

by ralahinn1, 11-07-19

It's My Game S60 E18


	Murder rate in Baltimore is at 296 this week-


	Good job, Team Baltimore ,you'll make 300 before Thanksgiving !

by ralahinn1, 11-11-19

It's My Game S60 E19

by ralahinn1
11-14-19


	You did it, Team Baltimore,for the 5th year in a row,you hit the 300 mark for murders-


	Oh,the joy! How many more will die before Thanksgiving!

A news crew was sent out for a "man on the street" interview -


	What do you think of all these murders in Baltimore?


	Da mayor sez doan blame him, he dindu it-


	Beam us up, Scotty-


	-between the "leadership"and crime in Baltimore,and the "impeachment" hearings in DC,logic says thhere's no "intelligent life"here-

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