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by Beeko180
4-13-09
So what do I do?
Propose. Do it while she can still feel the music. Once that's over express your pathetic love of which will obviously be the end of you.
6 hours later...........
And you cry and cry and cry and cry as you scream prayers over your wife staying alive. But in the end nobody is immortal. In the end we will all have to face the cold, hard truth.
I'm gay.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
Thanks for taking me out to dinner Frank.
Oh, it's no problem.
*Thud*
Will you marry me?

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
*muffled knife fight in background*
:D
:D

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
I now pronounce you husband and wife. Your married, you may kiss the bride yatta yatta yatta, you are now doomed for eternity unless a divorce is filed into action.
Wait what?
Shut up little girl.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
HONEY I'M PREGNANT!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
In a dark Alleyway..........
This is gonna cost you big time. If I don't get my money by Tuesday I swear I'll-
Calm down, Calm down. I will have your money by Tuesday.
It's dark.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
.......................
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HEY! THAT'S MY EXPENSIVE BAG OF VALUABLE DIAMONDS THAT I PUT ON THE GROUND WITHOUT CARING WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO THEM, YOU JUST TOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!!
You're cornered! Now, give me the diamonds!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
What are you doing just standing there?
I'm trying to make a giant piano land on your head and shatter your cranium inside out with my mind.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
Give me the diamonds thief!
Never!
Oh that's just great!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
HALT!
To get past me you must answer a reallly hard question!
Go ahead.
Where did you get them shoes? I've been looking EVERYWHERE for them!
Cheap Shop.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
Ok, thanks. You can go past.
Meanwhile.............
Same time next week?

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
In a dark alleyway similar to the last one but actually a completely different one..........
And here's your money.
I knew I could count on you.
Now for the next briefing.
Hit me.
Ok, here's the plan. I need someone to grab everybody's attention during each bank robbery. And I think you're the man for the job.
Do I get Cookies?

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
8:50 pm-- Royal Bank of Queensland
Now? _______________ Ok, now!
BOOOOOOOOOOGA BOOGA BOOGA!
HOLY HELL!!!!! A SCARY MONSTER HAS GRABBED THE ATTENTION OF EVERYBODY INSIDE THE BANK!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
heh heh heh heh heh.......
!
Hold it right there Goobersmit!
Wow.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
What do you mean wow?
I mean, wow. As in, look how tall you are these days!
Really, Well..... um...... Thank you.
No problem.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
That was just too easy.
Meanwhile.......
[muffles]

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
In other news the six hundred people were shot at a football match. We now go live to the scene.
Yes Tom, it appears that Santa went on a killing spree because someone ate his cookie. What is your take on this santa?
You ever seen a butchers knife lodged in somebody's throat?

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
I can't believe this man! How are we gonna get rid of Goobersmit if he keeps sendin out goons to do his dirty work?
Can I go now?

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
Ok, don't move!
Just don't hurt me young man!
*Thump*
Why, what smooth legs you have!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
THAT'S IT! I WON'T STAND IT ANY LONGER!
Here I come Goobersmit. Where ever you are I will-
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
heh heh heh heh. All is going according to-
Not so fast Goober-ma-whatty-whose-its!
It's the three amigos!!! BUT HOW?!
With an eye-popping scream, that's how!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
You won't get me without a fight! NINJAS ATTACK!!!
He lied to me! I haven't gotten taller at all!!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
POW!!!!!
CRUNCH!!!!!
Wow, that was easy!

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
NO! THIS CAN'T BE!!!
Your time is up!
TO THE ESCAPE POD!!!!!!
There goes another one.
Hold it, there's no life forms aboard.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
My wife asked me if I could go down to Woolworths and grab some milk and bread the other day.
I don't even know what part of "No" she doesn't understand.
So I asked her this morning and she said "The part where you have a pregnant pause and fart".

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
Why'd you point at me like that?
I'm sorry, I'm just struggling with the urge to tell you that your Mum smokes crack and your father posts pictures of frogs on a website called "The Dingy".

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
You like to smell the fat on a deep frier.
You like to run around screaming out the names of people who look like fat frogs with several horns sticking out here and there.
You are a sick and lonely man who needs attention.
I don't know why, but I've never been asked why I'm friends with such a dork.
You live with a cat and talk to little girls on msn. Every so often a stray cat comes over and sits on the window sill while you rub it's tailbone and tell it stories about Batman.
Your mother was very palpable last night.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
Have you ever come to the realisation that this might be an alternate universe?
And then you would come to the conclusion that here "I" am talking to you about utterly boring mumbo jumbo while I hang from a cieling?
I have.
Shut up Feeshle Steeshle, nobody asked you.

 

by Beeko180
4-13-09
I don't see how in hell you managed to make smething of your life son.
Yes dad, I know dad, shut up dad.
Now where did I put your mother's burnt carcus boy?

 

by Beeko180
4-14-09
I'm back. Where's Nancy?
Oh, she, um, had to go.
Why? What happened?
She, um, left her, uuuh
DON'T JUDGE ME GODDAMN IT!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-14-09
I remember the last time I was in a psychotic ward.....
I met a magical fairy called "Twinky's Shrine" who told me that if I were to drown my sister in a pool of noodle soup I would be rewarded with a trip to disney land.
[Left eye twitches]

 

by Beeko180
4-14-09
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Oh thank god!

 

by Beeko180
4-14-09
I need to know what's right and what's wrong. Teach me.
FRED! BRING ME THE SPOON OF TRIUMPH!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-14-09
Ya I saw you da utha night dude.
I saw you in jail for killing a little girl and stabbing her shetland pony.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Last thing I remember is that I was talking to a fat chick in the alleyway behind the drug store.
Fat chick?
In Lederhose.
You sicken me.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS DAFFY!!!! NOOOO!!!!!!
It is thaw my own good!
Boy I bet that one'th a wowther!
Holy Thuck!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
You know, I've never thought I'd be saying this to a penguin, but your kinda cool.
So that's a yes to the drugs?

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
So you got any advice for my first time?
One thing kid.
What's that?
Always come out on top!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
But that doesn't even make se-
LOOK RED! JUST TAKE YOUR THINGS AND GO!!!!!
But honey-
I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT RED!!!
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU TO SHAVE BILLY'S-
SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Shed the details Mr. Gupple! We have your wife!
:: I will not talk! ::
What if I told you that your wife is hidden in one of these thirty briefcases?
:: I'll go with number three. ::
Damn it!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
You know, it's been a long time since the last episode of this damned-to-hell series had a good episode.
BLUE FACED PANDA!!!!!!!!!!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
If you take a pill that is very bad for anybody what will eventually happen is..........
With a bird..................... on a car........... holding a microphone to it's ear and screaming out........... while falling off the car and landing on...............
With a watermelon....... while screaming out Mickey Mouse........

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Is there any possible way that you could go any faster?
Nope.
What about if I give a scooby snack?
Make it six boxes and you have a deal.
I don't know what shaggy sees in you.....

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
I brought you all here for a reason.
Does the reason involve me?
I highly doubt that it doesn't blue.
Actually there is no reason, I just needed to find a concept to go by for our 300th episode.
So you brought us here to what?
To make use of a diabolical scheme which would, In turn be put into plan by the evil guise of John howard that will later be known as Fruit day.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
So any advice Grandma?
Don't sit in the gutter and wait for it to happen.
Make it happen.
Where's Buck?
He got jailed for Pedophillia

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
And word on the street is that he's plotting revenge.
Ha Ha.
No seriously.

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
Look at those pathetic townspeople. Chatting away while I plan to dominate The world. How pathetic is-
HEY LOOK IT'S A MYSTERIOUS GUY IN A CLOAK HOLDING A GIANT STICK!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
*Knock Knock*
Coming!
I swear to god I'm not dead!
SLAM!

 

by Beeko180
4-15-09
HOLD IT RIGHT THERE GOOBERSMIT!
Hell no!

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