The A.R.B Collection: #283

Author: Beeko180

Date: April 13, 2009

by Beeko180
4-13-09
You like to smell the fat on a deep frier.
You like to run around screaming out the names of people who look like fat frogs with several horns sticking out here and there.
You are a sick and lonely man who needs attention.
I don't know why, but I've never been asked why I'm friends with such a dork.
You live with a cat and talk to little girls on msn. Every so often a stray cat comes over and sits on the window sill while you rub it's tailbone and tell it stories about Batman.
Your mother was very palpable last night.