ralahinn1's comics : stripcreator

It's My Game S60 E20

by ralahinn1
11-16-19

In the boardroom of a famous game company -


	How exciting,our new console will have "backwards compatability".


	But sir-


	-didn't we shut down the servers to the most popular games on the old consoles years ago?


	Yoink!

It's My Game S 61 E 1


	This week,the murder rate in Baltimore is-


	Yawn- boring, they are over 300 for the 5th year in a row- report around Thanksgiving- I'm going to Didnee land

by ralahinn1, 11-19-19

It's My Game S 61 E 2

by ralahinn1
11-19-19

Stand by, for Actin News-


	Breaking News- Recently a Democrat gave a television performance everyone seems to have enjoyed-


	Go to video-


	Toot!


	Yay!


	Most truth a Dem has voiced in years!

It's My Game S61 E3

Tis the season-


	Looks like more charities trying to "guilt trip" you for money-


	I'm sure these are "auto"- if someone actually looked at where they were sending these letters, I'm a client on their list to receive their services .

by ralahinn1, 11-21-19

It's My Game S61 E4

by ralahinn1
11-22-19


	Welcome home dear,what's wrong,you look down.


	Nothing really, I went over to Stripcreator,and the funniiest thing I saw today was another butt joke-

Example -


	Hurry,hurry,ve need dur joke's final inngreedient!


	Put the spoon there again-here it comes!


	-and this is why you should allow some people to donate to tell the jokes,Brad,and don't charge people to look.

It's My Game S61 E5

by ralahinn1
11-25-19


	Whelp,it's that time of year-


	I know,ya won't be back until after the holidays- be a sport,and take me along?


	Tell ya what duck,learn to do what she does and maybe I'll take you next year.


	Don't worry I taught her all she knows-


	Gulp!

It's My Game S61 E6

by ralahinn1
11-28-19

Welcome to channel 3-


	-and now,for your holiday viewing pleasure -


	- we once again present- Jolly Holly's "Nutcracker".With limited commercial interuptions-


	Ok, who first this year?

It's My Game S61 E7

by ralahinn1
11-28-19

Welcome to channel 3-


	We have a new "holiday event"!


	Live from Baltimore,it's "The Woke Azz,Broke Azz Christmas "-


	Why must places look like this at Christmas ?


	'cause "whitey"aint woke.He wands a "Victorian" or "German" Christmas village -

While we'd like something different -


	More crack,sir?

It's My Game S61 E8

by ralahinn1
12-01-19

-and now a word from our sponsor -


	Well,doggies,tomorrow is Cyber Monday,and if ya'll make it downtown without getting shot, ya'll know what that means-


	If you can find ma crib,holiday ho's an' drugs are half-off-


	Ho!


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	They come in all sizes,colors,and persuasions,if you know what I mean, just come with the green.And if you let us know when you are coming online,we've something special planned before you get home-

It's My Game S61 E9

Somwhere up north-


	If that ol'fat bastard uses a whip this year, I'm doing a "barrel -roll."


	Be glad you're not the missus, I hear when he get's back,he's trying "Viagra".

by ralahinn1, 12-07-19

It's My Game S61 E10

by ralahinn1
12-09-19

Cats get together once a year,for a magical event-


	Greetings,tis' that time of year again-


	What's the word on the street?


	There's a new version of the Cat's movie this year,and it's crap-


	Oh,good,my human will feel so bad watching it, I'll get more treats.


	Mine will wait until she can stream it, and smoke weed, I'll get "catnip" though- I saw the trailer, I'll need it.


	Really,we should go out and impregnate a few cats,so people get so upset,they won't see the movie,bahahaha.

It's My Game S61 E11

by ralahinn1
12-10-19

-and now a word from our sponsor -


	Thid year,give the gift she wants,to get what "you" want-


	Ohhhh,Santa, I lurve it!


	Say,bro, why is Santa so cool?


	He mus go to PJ's fo Bj's.Com. Me, I jes'rent ladies,no middle men.


	Ohhhh ,do they have Pj's for men?


	I know mumzy's credit card # ,let's see!

It's My Game S61 E12

by ralahinn1
12-10-19

There is a "crisis" on Earth Prime-

Heroes are rushing across the multiverse to go where they believe they are needed-

But there is only one who can do what is most needed-


	Say the word,sir, I can provide a padded cell,and meds for any Dem.!


	Great!- let's start with those responsible for all the "impeachment"hearings.

It's My Game S61 E13

by ralahinn1
12-10-19

-and now,a word from our sponsor -


	Kittikins is depressed.


	Your cat may be "bi-polar",have you tried "LaTuna"?

Studies show that a cat on a strict diet of "catnip" and" La Tuna" are rarely depressed ( * side effects include "gas" though)-


	Great ,where do I find" LaTuna"?


	Any store carries it without prescription,and pet shops have "catnip",including "grow your own kits".

It's My Game S 61 E14

by ralahinn1
12-18-19

Drum roll! Cue Announcer: "Ladies and gentlemen,and those who change genders by the day - Welcome to the 2019 impeachment "trials"-


	Today we plan to entertain you wirh tales of Democrat thaumaturgy, and Clowns,Clowns , Clowns !


	Yay!


	Programs,ya can't tell which Dem. will ttell the most lies with out a program!


	I'll take one,boy!

After the show,please stop by our "gift gallery " , to see what Dems,and Dem related items you can buy!

It's My Game S61 E15

by ralahinn1
12-24-19


	Hey,Santa,is it too late to ask for a Christmas gift?


	I still take requests,shoot-


	I want you to send Adam Schiff a lump of coal-


	Sure-


	in the shape of a butt plug.


	Actually,he'd like that.

It's My Game S61 E16


	We are back and we have current Baltimore homicides. The murder rate now for 2019 is 339,including 7 in the past few days!


	Whoah,mama! That's almost a murder a day for 2019- and y'all didn't even stop for Christmas! Go for the gold!

by ralahinn1, 12-26-19

It's My Game S61 E17

by ralahinn1
12-27-19

Christmas eve 2019 - Walgreens, Remington/Baltimore, Md.


	I no can take pennies ,they should be wrapped.


	But, all I want to do is buy a 2 ltr bottle of soda for 84 cents.Even if they were wrapped,wouldn't you have to break the wrapper,count out 84 cents and give me the rest? I'd like to talk to a manager

Christmas eve 2019 - Walgreens, Remington/Baltimore, Md.


	I manager .I no can take pennies ,they should be wrapped.


	Fine, I'll pay with my debit card-

Which is why I won't shop at that Walgreens ,at least a year.


	Fine way to act,and on Christmas eve,too.

It's My Game, S61 E18

Bobby visits his uncle during Christmas vacation -


	"Oh,there's no place like a Homo's for the holidays -"


	What's that,Bobby?

by ralahinn1, 12-28-19

It's My Game S61 E19


	The murder rate in Batimore for 2019 total was348,almost one a day!


	Close,but no cigar,betterluck next year-

by ralahinn1, 1-01-20

It's My Game S61 E20


	And the 2020 games begin- Murder rate in Baltimore is 1


	Looks like it's going to be a good year,playa's

by ralahinn1, 1-02-20

It's My Game S62 E1

by ralahinn1
1-05-20


	Hey, I'm the "my pilla guy"and I want to introduce you to my "ol'geeser" sheets-


	We pick up some "ol'geeser" from the street,clean him up,and let him roll around on clean sheets,so his oils infuse in.


	I'll be getting a ham sammich, right?


	Then we mail these super soft sheets to you.


	Can I have two sammich ?

It's My Game S62 E2


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2020 so far is 3.


	I believe you can make it at 10. Go for the gold !

by ralahinn1, 1-06-20

It's My Game S62 E3


	Oh,look,a miracle! You have another viewer!


	Thanks everyone. I hope you like my comics!

by ralahinn1, 1-06-20

It's My Game S62 E4


	The Murder rate in Baltimore for 2020 is 11


	Almost one-a-day. Go for the gold!

by ralahinn1, 1-13-20

It's My Game S62 E5

by ralahinn1
1-13-20

Stand by, for "Actin News"-


	Breaking news- for tje first time in many years,Baltimore is no longer the # 1 bed bug city-


	It's now DC


	Don't worry,it's Baltimore,you'll get your title back-


	But,but, I've got hundreds of mouths to feed. I'll probably have to move to DC myself-

It's My Game S62 E6

by ralahinn1
1-14-20

-and now a few words from our sponsor-


	I hope you remember me. For many years I have gone to a "far away "village to get aid for those that live there-


	Mut now, you can help sponsor children wilh illnesses you never heard of-


	-and if you act soon,we'll send you a cute blanket, made in China.

Cut!


	Hey, kid, do yo like "snu-snu"?


	Do I ever!

It's My Game S62 E7


	Oh no, you're back,ralahinn1.Where were you?


	Nice to see you too,Bobby. I had a medical crisis last month,but I am still a gamer ^_^.

by ralahinn1, 2-15-20

It's My Game S62 E7


	Oh no, you're back,ralahinn1.Where were you?


	Nice to see you too,Bobby. I had a medical crisis last month,but I am still a gamer ^_^.

by ralahinn1, 2-15-20

It's My Game S62 E8

by ralahinn1
2-16-20

The Jewelry store R&B singers make a new commercial-


	We have beeen singing,yeah,yeah,about the joys you can bring your love wit Jewelry since jes'after Christmas-


	Now even the big day is through-


	So we have a simple message for youuuu-


	So nice for Valentine's day to add spice to your life-but you gonna get it,you went cheap on your wife.Fast foods not the place to go-


	and she found the sales slip for the gift you gave your side chick-


	So unless you want to see me sooon ,go visit the Jewelry store once again!

It's My Game S62 E9


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2020 is 43.


	-and it looks like Team Baltimore is trying for a new record ! Go for the gold!

by ralahinn1, 2-17-20

It's My Game S62 E10


	I say,Percy,they shutdown several days of "Price is Right"because Drew Carey's former girlfriend was murdered.


	Really? I guess the time was right for Carey to take a vacation.He had nothing to do with her death .

by ralahinn1, 2-17-20

It's My Game S62 E11


	Excuse me,are you the head nurse?

by ralahinn1, 2-18-20

It's My Game S62 E12


	I'm looking forward to this presidential election. It's fabuulouse there's a candidate named "Booty judge" who's gay!


	I could stand behind someone like that.

by ralahinn1, 2-19-20

It's My Game S62 E13


	The murder rate in Baltimore for 2020,so far, is 45.


	It's an election year,things will heat up by summer

by ralahinn1, 2-24-20

It's My Game S62 E14

by ralahinn1
2-24-20


	I'm laughing again,sis-


	Why is that?


	I'm amused by all those people who come here offering goods and services-


	You'd think they'd pay to hire a professional to handle their advertising needs.


	Maybe they doan hab 5 dolla?

It's My Game S62 E15

by ralahinn1
2-25-20


	I say, Percy,did you know there's a shop on Etsy called "Ship a bagof dicks"that will ship "gummy dicks" anonymously?


	Really? I never knew that.


	Guess what you'll be getting on your birthday ?


	Fabuuloous!

It's My Game S62 E16


	What are you drinkin',boyo?


	Who do I have to kill to get a Corona? What-too soon?

by ralahinn1, 2-27-20

It's My Game S62 E17


	Gee, ral,you got another. Good job.


	Thanks,LucBear123 <3

by ralahinn1, 3-01-20

It's My Game S62 E18

by ralahinn1
3-03-20

-and now,a word from our sponsor -


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	Pinch yourself,and me too, honey . I'm waiting. Come on and visit!

It's My Game S62 E19

by ralahinn1
3-09-20

(*based on a true story)


	Back in the day, I had a friend named Martha,who told me one night, her husband was pulled over by the police-

-he and his friends were told to get out of their car, and asked their names-


	Thomas Jefferson


	Abraham Lincoln


	If you tell me your names "George Washington " we're all going downtown-

It's My Game S62 E20


	I don't see why it's important for you to keep taking my temperature .I don't have corona virus-


	Do it for the people ,Mr.Presiden ,bend over.

by ralahinn1, 3-14-20

It's My Game S63 E1

(*suggested by a friend)


	Goodness,what are you doing young man?


	I'm scooting on the rug,like Buck-we are out of Tp,damn it!

by ralahinn1, 3-17-20

It's My Game S63 E2

by ralahinn1
3-17-20

There's new ways to do thinga now-


	Well,you know we have to do it-


	I still don't like it,he's old, and he smells,but we need to shop-


	Come on,gramps,we're going for a ride-


	Are we getting ham sammach?


	Before I let you into the store,you do realize it's "Senior shopping day", right?


	Of course,gramps is dru-cough,sleeping- in the car.I have his list,add a few ham sandwiches,too.

It's My Game S62 E3

by ralahinn1
3-18-20


	I don't consider myself a criminal, merely an independent contractor .


	It's interesting work.Who hoo, what's this sign- "Property protected by Covid-19-"


	Yikes!

It's My Game S63 E4

-and now,a word from our sponsor-


	Because of the viru,s these times are amazin,' nowadays everyone is into money laundering, so come on down to "Jackson's Bill Cleaners"-


	It's minty fresh!

by ralahinn1, 3-21-20

It's My Game S63 E5

Somewhere in Baltimore -


	Yo, I want to talk to someone on the "Joint task force "


	This is a place to share info on the virus. If you're looking for medical marijuana ,you have to talk to your own doctor .

by ralahinn1, 3-22-20

It's My Game S63 E6

by ralahinn1
3-25-20

-and now, a PSA -


	Let's do our part,to keep apart,until this thing is through-


	The world's very future-


	-aye,it may depend on you -


	But,if you must go out fo' something "sweet", I got your back-


	I sanitize my surfaces after each use"wink."

It's My Game S63 E7

-On a local financial advisery show-


	Why is it big name radio personalities mention me by name?


	Uh, your check clears?

by ralahinn1, 3-29-20

It's My Game S63 E8

by ralahinn1
3-29-20


	You ever hear that radio commercial where the woman with the gentle voice complains that her husband is a nice guy,unless he drinks-


	- she said someone gave her advice to go to a group that accepts donations for help-


	-I could save her some money.Don't put your business out there,and leave the guy alone once in a while,unless he is an alcoholic.You probably met in a bar.

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