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by ralahinn1
12-04-20
And now,a word from our hosts-
Season's Greetings-
And now,we go to a secret location to present "The Nut Cracker-
Bobby? You here?
I'm old enough!
Hurry up, cracker,there's a line-
I got 5 dolla

 

It would be just Faaabuuulous if I could sit on your lap, Santy.
Social Distancing! Social Distancing!
by ralahinn1, 12-07-20

 

In a galaxy not so far away,the crew learn of the passing of Jeremy Bolloch ( original Boba Fett )-
*sigh*
A lot of the great ones are leaving us lately
by ralahinn1, 12-17-20

 

I know it's your time off,but if anyone knows anything about lists-
Say no more, I'm on it.
by ralahinn1, 1-04-21

 

Jesus makes a rare trip to Hell-
I'm curious,why did you do such a nice thing for President Trump?
It was nice, wasn't it? Things should be getting more interesting now :)
by ralahinn1, 2-13-21

 

Heaven welcomes an interesting guest-
Welcome Rush, I'm looking forward to talking to you
by ralahinn1, 2-17-21

 

by ralahinn1
5-11-21
A few months ago,at the house of ralahinn-
ralahinn- come along,you know you want to.
Really? In my birthday month?
Yesh,we have a party waiting for you.
No thanks, I'll stay here.
It's your funeral.
Nope. Go play in downtown Baltimore :p

 

-And now,a word about an exciting new series-
Recently ,a cable station introduced a new show called "The Laundry Guy",and say "every stain has a story". We feel we have stories too. We are the "Laundry Gays"
We are Fabuuulous!
by ralahinn1, 5-11-21

 

by ralahinn1
5-19-21
-And now a word from our sponsor -
We aren't going to the far away village this year- instead, there is a problem right in our own back yard-
People in America are going without food. For $19 a month, we can help.
Are there no "food pantries", Did Salvation Army go out of bidness? If y'all givein'out free food,gimmy a ham sammish.
You will get baloney.
Dis sounds like baloney to me.

 

by ralahinn1
5-27-21
And now, a word from our sponsor -
Hi,remember me, I've been doing these charity hospital commercials a few years,but I'm aging out. They found another cute kid.
Oh,we are buddies we'll be doin this together a long time.
Really? I've seen this before. There was an adult man, pretending to be a doctor,and when I was hired, they soon fired him.
But we work as a team, as long as the money comes you'll be fine.
Some time soon-
Well,he graduated, you will be our main spokesman now,Timmy.
Will I get to talk about "the aahdorable blanket "now if they send money?

 

Somewhere in Baltimore -
It's "Memorial Day"weekend. I'm going to honor the veterans in my family no matter what branch of the military they served in.
I hope not that cracker on your mama's side that fought for the Confederacy!
by ralahinn1, 5-28-21

 

I heard on da news that some business's are getting together to contribute money to get guns off the street. Know what this means?
Yeah, we be getting mo' guns.
by ralahinn1, 5-30-21

 

by ralahinn1
6-08-21
-And now a word from our sponsor -
For $11 a month, we can make a lonely man in the desert happy with a gift of a wife. One can choose someone like this little cuty here-
Mister,where's the ice cream you promised me?
-or,a truely obedient wife,like this one-
Baaah?
If it please you, master, can I have both?

 

by ralahinn1
6-12-21
Hey hey,wanna see mah tit?
Do I!
It's in that room, just got it-
Say what?
He goes into the room-
What the hell?
I'm a "tit", what were you expecting, chopped liver?

 

by ralahinn1
7-07-21
Stand By For News-
Tonight we report that President Trump is looking into a Class action lawsuit against Facebook, Twitter, and Google.
We will go remote to see the owner of Facebook visit Trump -
Doan beat me,massa, doan beat me-
Stop your whining. I just want to take a few million dollars to pay all the people who you tried to take their rights away.You can still move to China or Russia- if they'll have you.

 

Once again Baltimore has hit 300 in murders- a 5 yr old girl was beaten to death
Oh, Delicious.I'm giddy as a goose. Black people in Baltimore have killed more people than the Klan recently. Go team Baltimore!
by ralahinn1, 11-18-21

 

Baltimore just got ranked in 5th place nationally for bedbugs
Back to work, slacker
Yo mama
by ralahinn1, 1-10-22

 

by ralahinn1
1-11-22
1960's
You must eat your vegetables to gro big and strong
2022
This just in, there's another salad recall-
-looks like I'll be eating "junk food" again tonight-

 

by ralahinn1
2-17-22
Baltimore is now averaging a murder a day.
Delicious.Keep up the good work, Team Baltimore!
Now,wait a minute. How can we recruit new people if yall kill your own people?
It's "bidness as usual" in Baltimore. As long as you dumass crackers and we democrat blacks vote for the same people,this will happen.
Keep out of this. African-Americans and Dems are doing my work. Go for the Gold, Team Baltimore.

 

President Putin,come see us some time-
We'll leave a light on for you :)
by ralahinn1, 3-09-22

 

by ralahinn1
3-20-22
A great day just happened in the Kingdom-
Has it been done?
Yes,the knight and I cast it into the bottomless pit.We'll never see it again-
But- I never had a chance to play "Stranger of Paradise "
Pray you never do. "Dash Galaxy "is a better game-
Now let's sing,and dance,and put this dark time behind us,and never talk of it again-
Yes,lets !

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