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by 100Faces
8-22-07
Now that was one hell of a series. 100 comics in five weeks. Time to party. Free drinks for everyone.
I do think I deserve one. You know when we did this Ubehebe Crater shooting, I had to get into that freezer almost every three minutes. Where's Reaper by the way?
One moment, I'll call him, but he's probably just polishing his sithe. Ah wait, how do you spell that thing again?
It's S-C-Y-T-H-E, haven't you read the strips?
No, not again. I can't hear this word anymore. I'm really tired of all these spelling contests.
If you're tired, feel free to sit down. You're not this childish prince, are you?

 

by 100Faces
8-22-07
Mr. 100Faces, how's the party?
Doing great, but call me 100, old chap.
Hi Faces, can you draw me a sheep?
Hey kid, it's no use asking. He can't draw himself. All the characters and backgrounds are taken from stripcreator.com.
I can't wait until midnight. The telephone promised to do his famous Nixon impersonation again. It's the highlight of every party.
Don't forget to help yourselves with the drinks, folks. And every reader who leaves a comment can get himself one from his fridge, too.

 

by 100Faces
8-23-07
Boy, I've got a terrible hangover.
Chubby Chessboard? What are you doing here?
Don't say you forgot about last night? You made some nice moves with your knight.
Oh my God! Dancing with a chair at Green Pointy Stick's bachelor party was alright but this?

 

by 100Faces
8-26-07
Now that you have finished your series about objects and people, what are your next steps, Mr. 100Faces?
Well, random stuff maybe or taking part in comic competitions.
Do you think you have any chances of winning?
Only if they are objective. Haha, got it?
Oh my God! Was that the punchline already?
Don't you like it? Well, once I've won my first competition, I'll use the beginning of this strip as a template and then somebody else can come up with a better one.

 

by 100Faces
8-26-07
Yes?
Is your household adequately covered by Wolf's Breath Insurance?
Listen, those fairy tales are all symbolic really. There's no actual wolf. He just stands for a powerful father figure threatening your instable personality represented by your house.
Aren't you getting a little bit too Freudian? If you're right, there should also be an element of unfulfilled sexual desires for your mother.
Who says they're unfulfilled? Goodbye now, but tell me have you seen a big, pink boar huffing and puffing around? But now I really gotta go back inside. --------------- Coming, Mum!
Erm, ... Goodbye then, Mr. Oedipig.

 

by 100Faces
8-26-07
Who would have thought that Sister Agnes really had the guts to spray "CELIBACY SUCKS" on the Pope Mobile?
What the fuck!
Who would have thought that a spraying can could cause such an explosion when hit by a dozen machine gun bullets?
And who would have thought that the Pope's last words would be "What the fuck!"?

 

by 100Faces
1-17-08
Art is crap. In fact, it's like teleshopping. Someone explains it to you and you think "Wow, this is so great."
It's shit.
But the moment you unpack it you realize again it's just crap and you've been tricked.
It's shit.
You're an exhibit too, aren't you?
It's shit.

 

by 100Faces
2-09-08
Rock!
Rock!
Rock!
Rock!
Damn, it's a draw again!
Yeah, let's play something else.

 

by 100Faces
2-12-08
So you finally decided to take private lessons to overcome your dyscalculia? Do you think they helped a lot?
Definitely. I feel like a totally different person now.
How many lessons did you take?
Hmmm ... 5 lessons a week over the last 8 weeks.
How many does that make?
42.

 

by 100Faces
2-15-08
Oh no! Santa did it again!
Did what?
Not getting in through the front door like everybody else.
Do you think he'll make it down?
No way, I'm totally blocked!
And think of the smell in the house in just a few days.

 

by 100Faces
2-15-08
As long as she didn't turn round, whatever was behind her, didn't exist.
The question was only how long she could resist the temptation.
It was probably just a matter of seconds.
Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

 

by 100Faces
2-16-08
A-ha! Caught you red handed!
I think he found out about us, Morten. Go up to him and think of something clever to say, will you?
A-ha.
Errm, you're wrong, Mr. Pirate. I'm not Morten Harket. I'm George Michael and so is my friend Mags.

 

by 100Faces
2-17-08
We don't need no education ...
I don't need no thought control ...
'Cause all in all I'm just another brick in the wall.
And if you don't work harder at school, young man, that's all you're ever gonna be!

 

by 100Faces
2-17-08
Hmmm.
A penny for your thoughts, Billy.
Mmmh, okay.
But I've only got a 5p coin.
And I've got no change. I've got no change. I've got no change. I've got no change. I've got no change.

 

by 100Faces
2-18-08
Excuse me, sir. This is my first day in the chemical department and I don't want to make any mistake. Do you think it's safe to mix ...?
Wait! Why don't you ask our Greek expert, Mr. Thanatos? He's deaf-mute but he can lip-read and you can use sign language.
Five minutes later ...
Did I forget to tell you that when Greeks shake their heads it means "yes" and nodding means "no"?

 

by 100Faces
2-18-08
Excuse me, Mr. Thanatos. Do you think it's safe to mix the two liquids?
You're nodding. Does that mean "yes"?
This is way too complicated!

 

by 100Faces
2-18-08
It's good to have you back, Larry. Do you think it's safe to leave you with Mr. Thanatos?
Nodding - no, shaking - yes, nodding - no, shaking - yes, nodding - no, shaking - yes , nodding - no, ...
5 minutes later ...
30 minutes earlier ...
I'm glad that you finally learned English sign language, Mr. Thanatos. This will make it so much easier for Larry!

 

by 100Faces
2-18-08
Hey Butch! Is it far to that special place you were telling me about? It's sure frightening to walk through this eerie wood after midnight.
[sigh]
I don't like it here at all. Do you think it's safe? I mean, couldn't there be some wild animals or all sorts of evil creatures and stuff?
[sigh]
This is so scary really. Just take all those terrifying noises and sounds. Did you just hear that? I really hope it isn't far anymore.
I wonder when she's gonna stop whining. After all it's Butch who's gotta go the whole way back on his own.

 

by 100Faces
2-18-08
I wouldn't like to be like those two monkeys over there, I'm happy to be human. Capable of deep thoughts, able to control and shape the world ...
Uhm.
You know what? I think happiness is unconditional. Only he is truly happy who doesn't know why.
Yep.
Boy, do I feel depressed all of a sudden.
I don't.

 

by 100Faces
2-18-08
When I twinkle three times, I can see flower fairies flying above our heads. The one in the white dress is called Arabella. She is the prettiest of them all and she can ride on the sunbeams, ...
... the one in the purple dress is the keeper of the rain. Her name is Roberta. And her sister Apollonia paints all the flowers in the most beautiful colours. Her dress is green of course, and ...
Children are so cute! I do adore their imagination. Even Laura's older sister's still got a lot of it and she's almost sixteen.
30 minutes earlier ...
Do you think it's safe to keep those LSD tablets in the cookie jar?
Sure!

 

by 100Faces
2-19-08
But Butch don't wanna go home yet.

 

by 100Faces
2-19-08
Little is known about the crucifixion of Warren J. Burns on Easter Saturday 36 AD.
You know what? I just got kissed by an old friend of mine.
Oh, I know that feeling.
I didn't even know he was a homosexual.
To be honest, I don't think he is.
Then why on earth would he want to kiss me?
You wouldn't like to know.

 

by 100Faces
2-21-08
So you are Captain Repeat?
So you are Captain Repeat?
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
Grrrrr.
This is so much fun.

 

by 100Faces
2-21-08
Here comes Captain Repeat, saviour of mankind, keeper of the law, greatest superhero ever ...
Excuse me. Could you please tell me when the lights are green?
Excuse me. Could you please tell me when the lights are green?
Did you just say "the lights are green"? Well, thanks a lot. Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Did you just say "the lights are green"? Well, thanks a lot. Aaaaaaaaaaaah! [SPLAT!] Here comes Captain Repeat, saviour of mankind ...

 

by 100Faces
2-21-08
Hi, I'm Joey.
Hi, I'm Joey.
That's funny. We have the same name!
That's funny. We have the same name.
The same name? I didn't know there was another Captain Repeat.

 

by 100Faces
2-21-08
Captain Repeat is our only witness. To find out what Mr. King said before he was murdered, just let the Captain speak and keep quiet, Sergeant.
Okay.
Knock, knock ...
Good morning, Captain Repeat. Are you in?
Good morning, Captain Repeat. Are you in?
[sigh]

 

by 100Faces
2-22-08
Another great day for Captain Repeat, saviour of mankind, upholder of the right, most annoying superhero ever ...
Good morning.
Good morning.
Today is not as funny as I thought it would be.

 

by 100Faces
2-22-08
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it!

 

by 100Faces
2-24-08
But Laura, you cut off all your dolls' heads and put them in the middle of a pentagram made of excrements!
Mum, it was God who told me to.
So i burned the children's Bible and hid the cookie jar on the upper shelf as a punishment.
Mmmh.
I think Mum found out about our LSD in the cookie jar. She put it on the upper shelf.
Do you think she'll also find out about the secret messages on Laura's fairy tale cassettes?

 

by 100Faces
2-24-08
In heaven everything is fine, ...
Dick Laurent is dead.
Gotta see the log lady.
in heaven everything is fine, you ...
Hey, you are not the log lady, you, you .... you are Bob!
And you ain't Laura Palmer. You're the brunette who turns into the blond chick in the middle of the movie.
got your good thing and I've got mine.
At least that's better than turning into a giant rabbit. By the way, haven't they found your ear the other day?
No, that was the elephant man's.

 

by 100Faces
2-25-08
I had the craziest weekend, bro. We snuck into Mexico for a weekend of debauchery. I woke up with a condom in my ass, and I think I'm missing a kidney.
And what are you going to say at the press conference, Mr. President?
Well, it seems like I gotta make up some good lies, doesn't it, bro?
Guess so, Mr. President and stop calling me "bro".
Erm, I did not wake up with a condom in my ass in a cheap Mexican hotel. I repeat, I DID NOT wake up with a condom in my ass.
And what about the kidney incident, sir?

 

by 100Faces
2-26-08
I'm a fairy and I'll grant you three wishes.
I'm a fairy and I'll grant you three wishes.
Wow really? Well, I choose world peace, freedom and a holiday in Hawaii.
Wow really? Well, I choose world peace, freedom and a holiday in Hawaii.
?
Just repeating anything I hear doesn't make me a real fairy, I suppose.

 

by 100Faces
2-26-08
Wow, that's Captain Repeat over there, most annoying superhero ever. I wonder how you can become a real superhero.
Hey, what's your secret?
Hey, what's your secret?
My secret? Erm, when I'm masturbating I first make an obscene phone call to old Mrs. Hart, put on my baby sister's used diapers and eat my own sick.
I'm not gonna repeat this - even if it means that I'm losing all my superpowers.

 

by 100Faces
2-27-08
Now I'd really like to know more about technological development on your planet.
Xyz zyc xzy ycy xzz.
I'm sorry, but could you repeat that please? My pocket translator doesn't seem to work.
Xzz yyz zcy yxx cyz.
Those earthlings are a very interesting race.
Yes, but I heard their brains are not even the size of a water melon. No wonder he's talking to our milk cow.

 

by 100Faces
2-27-08
Hey, looks like I've finally found the aliens' secret teleporter. Gotta go inside.
In fact it looks quite simple. I wonder what that silver chain is for.
Hey earthling, how long are you gonna stay in there? I gotta pee real hard.

 

by 100Faces
2-27-08
Guess what, Xyx4! I think I've finally broken the earthlings' secret military code.
They're communicating with three picture messages plus a few letters.
Now hear that! Them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons all by themselves. Looks like they're technically more advanced than we thought. We'd better rethink our strategy, Xyx4.

 

by 100Faces
2-28-08
Since the same mixture of oxygen, hydrogen and other gases is unlikely to occur on any other planet the chances of extraterrestrial life forms are absolutely zero.
Meanwhile on another planet ...
And so I come to the conclusion that intelligent life forms on other planets than Duzzfy7 are not possible at all. All other planets' atmospheres lack the delicate mixture of carbon monoxide and ...
... plutonium that is indispensable for the evolution of life. So this pop-up alien figure next to me is nothing more than a publicity stunt of our sponsor.

 

by 100Faces
2-28-08
I don't think you should have left it on the kitchen floor. What if John and Roger come home?
John said they wouldn't be home before dinner.
Still ...
But it's only a fake. Nobody in his right mind would take that seriously.

 

by 100Faces
2-28-08
It's a good thing you videoed the final. I'm so excited.
Me, too. Now we just gotta get home without hearing the result.
John is so excited about the final today.
Mike too. I left him a note on the kitchen table with the result. It'll be the first thing he sees when he's coming home.

 

by 100Faces
2-29-08
Lord, I've devoted my whole life to you. Now if you really exist, please give me a sign.
Dad, Dad! Somebody's calling again. Don't you think you should give him an answer?
Jesus Christ, I told you not to wake me up before the year 3000.
But on earth that's still 33 lifetimes to go.
So what? Now go fucking multiply fish or wake up some dead, but let me sleep now!

 

by 100Faces
2-29-08
Dad! Somebody's saying a prayer again!
Jesus, didn't I tell you to let me sleep?
But it's already the year 3497, Dad.
[sigh] Alright. ... CAN YOU HEAR ME DOWN THERE? I EXIST! NOW WORSHIP ME FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF MILLENNIUMS, YOU UNDERSTAND?
Thank you, Dad! Now can I show you my new water walking trick?
[sigh]

 

by 100Faces
2-29-08
They're making fun of me again down there!
But Dad ...
And just when I wanted to make another strip about God ...

 

by 100Faces
3-01-08
I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all!
Haha!
I'm gonna bug spray the whole house!
Hahaha!
I'm gonna get rid of you once and for all!
Mom! Dad! That robot granny sent me for Christmas only knows two sentences! Let's take it back to the toy shop!

 

Hilary or Obama?
I finally made up my mind. I don't like the idea of our country being run by just two families since 1989.
So you're saying Bill fucked Obama's mum when he was just 15?
by 100Faces, 3-02-08

 

by 100Faces
3-03-08
Research shows that up to 80.000 people die per year due to air pollution in the USA alone. Reducing speed from 55 mph to 30 reduces pollution by 30 percent.
So you hit the brake with no reason at all, sir?
Not quite right, I had plenty of reason to.

 

by 100Faces
3-03-08
Sir, why did you hit the brake with no reason at all?
Your question is self-contradictory.
Alright, alright. What was your reason to brake then?
I had none.
Then why did you do it?
Again sir, your question clearly shows your inability of logical reasoning.

 

by 100Faces
3-03-08
Why did you urinate on the church floor, sir?
I wanted to write "Fuck Jesus".
But there was nothing more than a puddle.
I'm illiterate, sir.
So you are arrested for offending public decency. But what'cha doin' now for Christ's sake?
I'm trying to write "Free illiterates".

 

by 100Faces
3-04-08
How come we're stuck here on this lonesome planet when all I did was ask you for some change?
But that's quite a change, isn't it?
Guess you're right.
No, I'm left.
I think we're the only ones left.

 

by 100Faces
3-06-08
Yes, I am guilty.
I know it was a terrible, evil thing to do.
But please don't tell anybody that I did cross the police line. It was just with one or two toes. I swear!

 

by 100Faces
3-08-08
I can see you there.
No, you can't.
Now I can hear you.
No, you can't.
I can even smell you. What's that fragrance?
No, you can't. But if you could, it'd be Ck One Summer Cologne.

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